I’m at a music festival and wondered a couple times what if it happens while we’re here

Took over twenty years but I finally did it: I was in a circle pit that moved clockwise

The entire timeline right now

The video from the rocket showing the curvature of the earth after just a couple minutes after launch really stunned me

Ah yes, the gimbling.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

In Space, No-One Can Steer Your Cream

Love to receive a generic rejection email within an hour of hitting submit after uploading my cv, inputting information already on my cv for each job I’ve had, then also answering 4-6 STAR questions.

at home is still prison to him cos he's away from his beloved hospital

Hearing that the CEO of onlyfans has died. The funeral should be accompanied by a 21-goon salute

Have Spurs sacked that bloke yet?

Doing a rewatch of The Wire. It’s still the best serious show ever where every other character has like 3 catchphrases

Put Halloumi on there

Still ill and drinking lots of fluids. Maybe this is just my life now?

Woke up ill but not bad

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

No, I said ~pelicanesis~. I can move birds with my mind. Look, I'm making that one fly through the air.

For someone who has often said that I’ve seen Less Than Jake enough times live, I find myself on my way to another Less Than Jake gig

Finally did it as a DM. I finally killed a player’s character

Going for jobs on the same site and it autofills previous entered buts automatically but having to re-enter my age (fair enough), religion (sure) and my ethnicity (?) repeatedly

Pronouncing Jean Valjean where it works like Sean Bean’s name

Watched LotR last night with someone who didn’t know about Viggo breaking his toe at the bit where Viggo broke his toe

Operation Blaze Your Glory

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

My friend called Lauren Laverne a geordie and I instinctively checked if I had knife on me in order to answer such a claim

Nobody tell the looksmaxxers about Robert Z'dar. All the examples I've seen of the ideal male beauty from those freaks is a hair away from Robert Z'dar.

Wes Streeting wants people to forget. Never let him forget.

He should’ve just asked for the ginger lad’s date of birth. Less vague and wouldn’t have set himself up like that.

Had a proustian flashback because a footballer playing in the English 6th tier has the same name of the lead singer of Adequate Seven, a band on Household Name records 20-odd years ago

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Trying to find out if Moriarty ever had his own Mycroft and if that counts as Sherlock’s Waluigi

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Wrestlingmania Rimble Bimble

I don’t believe in phrenology but after 12 years in Manchester I think I can guess with decent accuracy if someone is a Utd or City fan.

Cat threw up under the bed this morning in the furthest spot possible. Little guy just felt himself getting sick and decided my flat’s pole of inaccessibility was the place to go do it.

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

I’m watching Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. It’s fine. It seems to annoy the right people but hasn’t hit for me yet. It might grow on me