Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

Our buddy @bjcolangelo.bsky.social needs a little help from her friends (and I'm a bully). BJ needs what is, essentially, a full mouth replacement thanks to cancer radiation. We can't eliminate the dental trauma, but we can help with the life-altering debt. www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...

The world’s stupidest pun got stuck in my head and it apparently won’t go away until I exorcise that demon. #PixelArt #ShartinVanBuren

When his song said “they don’t want none”, he was referring to workers’ freedom to negotiate fairly and freely in an open market.

Conor McGregor won't see your posts making fun of his career-ending injury, but I will. Keep 'em coming!

#AndNEW!!! He’s done it! Kenny Omega is the AEW World Champion once again! #AEWDynamite Beach Break

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

when it zoomed out I gasped

Shooter with Moxley and Tanahashi. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

aew said no straight cages during pride month

FOX: “We’re celebrating at the great American state fair with thousands of people here celebrating with us.” Whatever you do, don’t believe your lying eyes. Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

MYAEW put up an absolutely bonkers 4 way match I had with Joey Janela at C*4 wrestling. It’s on the C*4 Mixed Tape Vol 3.

Ray Deadly staying mad for four and a half years that Mox completely ignored his "APOLOGIZE TO THE FANS FOR GOING TO REHAB!" nonsense is an amazing commitment to seething. Just turning himself completely red like his twin Alex Jones for no real reason. "FUCK BULLY RAY! FUCK BULLY RAY!" indeed.

I guess since Congress is doing basically nothing while Trump disables democracy you may as well have fun dress-up days. Sorry, Amy, but this couldn’t be more tone deaf.

Their new girlfriend is women

MVP: I Don't Respect Triple H. He's A Liar And A Coward

Rise of The Machines

Tomorrow, we welcome the great @evandorkin.bsky.social to discuss the legendarily-inexplicable 2003 bomb DREAMCATCHER! And there's no better time to check out Evan's work! He's just released an omnibus of his humor comix under the name NERD INFERNO! tinyurl.com/evandorkin

Slightly increase a band: Men With Hats

as promised! a horrible quality video from the techno rave outside Parliament earlier, from like 20 minutes after Orban conceded:

My succinct Strait of Hormuz synopsis:

INTERNATIONAL START TIMES FOR #MysteryWrestling24 TOMORROW! LIVE & FREE on: www.twitch.tv/EvilUno www.youtube.com/live/VUNwIOc... Vancouver - 2:00 PM Mexico City - 3:00 PM New York - 5:00 PM London - 10:00 PM Berlin - 11:00 PM Tokyo - April, 12th 6:00AM #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Mercedes did the job to a tna talent literally days ago btw

Easily the most insane thing I’ve ever seen a sitting president say in my life.

hmm

It. Is. In. The. Fourteenth. Amendment. It. Is. A. Right.

“[Pete Hegseth’s Chief of Staff] Buria told [Army Secretary] Driscoll that President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events.” Not shocked, not surprised. The racism is a feature, not a bug, with these lowlifes. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

The Trump regime cannot explain the point of the war on Iran. My conclusion is that they are waging a multi-billion dollar war against the Epstein Files.

AMAZING

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

This is just astonishingly great reporting. All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them. And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

Someone posted that Lutnick's kid is running a company that Lutnick used to run, and it's been going around buying the rights to tariff refunds for a year now for pennies on the dollar from companies. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/lutni...

Any Democrat who sits through that fascist turd’s lies like a potted plant is a dangerous tool. It’s not even constitutionally required that you show up, or that this be a TV show! Presidents used to submit it to Congress by letter. Either don’t show up or use the dumb TV show to make some NOISE.

PBS News Hour: U.S. citizens detained by immigration agents describe how they were treated. Watch the segment here www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgC... I'm clipping transcripts of the citizens speaking in this thread 1/3

A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."

“It’s disrespectful to call these concentration camps. They are detention camps.” 1. Why are you getting technical with definitions when people are being abducted and tortured in these facilities? 2. If you want to get technical with definitions, these ARE concentration camps! Look it up!!

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

CNN: "The shocking, rule-breaking new move in pro wrestling: getting specific about politics"

Note the framing here: It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps. If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

The president has issued an executive order ordering a divorce for the halftime show wedding couple. Explained Mr Trump: “I AM SCARED AND ALWAYS HAVE DIARRHEA”

So it's Black History Month and that means I think it's a good time to get familiar with Mike Pondsmith, if you're not already. When you see R. Talsorian Games, that's him. When you see Cyberpunk 2077, that's his world. Mekton, Castle Falkenstein, also him. cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Po...

After many instances of the Trump administration lying to the courts as well as flouting dozens of court orders Judges are beginning to realize that it is, in fact, a criminal organization.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.