This was suppose to be a joke.

Mine, all mine

Aurora and Cephalus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1810, 📸 by Jesse D. Garrabrant

General Pepper: Good Luck! Slippy: whawhawhawha Falco: wouldwouldwouldwould Vinny Vinesauce: w̵̡͇̪̪̩̱̗̫̥͉̼̘͙̹͑͂̐̽̈̃͆͑̔͋͒̈ú̴̡̺̮̔͌̎̉͛̓̏̏̇̏͐̾͝ö̴̮̳̞̟̥̰̺͜w̶̧̛̩̦͙̰̯͔̍̈͌̃̿̓̈̇̍̿̚͝ọ̸̢̧̙̘̬̳̦̺̙͖͓̺̏͗̃̿̈́̓͋̕͘͘͝w̸̢̨̡̻͕̦̺͉͍͙̝̮̜͚̭̗͋̌̍͆͆̐͘͠u̵̘͍̭̙͙͇͚̝̠̺̭̎̽̀̇̃͊͛̎͘ͅh̶̺̫̫͕̺̲̹͎̼̮̻̰̩͙͙̳͐̇̂́͋̆͆̽̋̄̚͝ͅǫ̵̿̃̑͒̄͘͝w̶̢̮̼̫̻͂͊̊̓̈͆̽̔͒̄͂ö̶̡̯̻̝͎͍̞̘̞̗́͌̇̀̀͂̀̅̌̾͒ͅư̷̢̧͍̹̞͖͎̠̮͍͈̠̫̫̂͌̄́͂̓̓̊̕̚͘͝w̷̨̟̞̺̲̦̦̖͍͓͋̄͝ͅh̴̢̧̼̙̼̟̩͚̉̿w̵̡̗̯͍̮̣̱̼̖̠̳̠̠̞̝̏̔͗̏̉̑̽͗͋̾͝͝o̸̺͑̇w̴̢̛̮̩̦̭̣͍̲̳͓͖̖̫̒̅̈͆̓̓̓̇̈́͠h̴̢̡̲̦̝͎̯̙̹̳̞̼̗̅̏̿͑̓̃̕͠ͅẅ̴̧̧̝̲͇̣̰̝̯̻̫͍̰͉̼́̍̚͜ḧ̷̛̟̳͇̱̤̲͚̳̲͉͇͒̃͛͒̍͌̉́̚͜͝ͅẃ̵̧̜̬̥̪̘̩̜̣͎̮̰̗̓̌́ọ̴̭͖̘̘̖̞̬̑̀̇͐͆͋͋̔́̈́̑̄̎̅̆̚̕h̵̛̫͒͒̃̑̀͝ų̵̤͍͈̫̝̱̪̭͇̖͔͎̳̮̊̅̆̇̒͐̓̆͜͜͝y̴̻̗̬̐̊̎͐̓w̴̢̧̛̳̞̬̼̥͈͓͕̣̏̂͛̋͂̅̄̑̂̋̑̀̑͒̋͝ḩ̸̭̰̘̽̆ẘ̷̛͈̝̈́͌͌̓̄̂̈́̈͒̂̅͂̿̑p̴̡̧̧̲͈̤̹̞̮͍̖̳̺̤̺͆́̾͛͛̊͠ͅͅư̷̧͊̃́̔̀̑̈͐̊̀̃͗͋͝ẖ̸͍͙̯̰̼͍̗̭͇̣̅̊̒̍̍̌̌̅̆͒͊̄̿͌ớ̵͎͇̭̺̘̹̯͚̼̰͍̣̻̥̥̍̽̐̍̏͘͘ͅo̴̢̫̻̜̗̎̀̌͑̍͜o̵͉̬̗̟̱̒͒̄͑̏̊̈͒͛̑̔̈́̔͋̂̕͝ü̸̳̠̋͂́̈́̊̽͐́̆̑͑̓͛͌̄̚h̵̛̯͓̉͑̈́̿̉̓̃̅̋̌͒́͑͛͌͝ͅǫ̶̺̞̜̩̜͚̟̬̰̐́̈͊̔̃̈́͐̍̚͜͝ö̴͓͆͠

I think it's becoming apparent that, broadly speaking (there's always exceptions) society was actually becoming more accepting, kinder, and far more leftist, and a bunch of rich ghouls spent over a decade doing everything they could to stop it and gaslight us into believing cruelty was still popular

My Walkman was not inconvenient. I bought a tape of music, I didn't pay for streaming services. The music couldn't be taken from me after that by the place I bought it or the publisher. I put it in the Walkman. I pressed play. Often I did this while going for a walk. The music played.

It's really fucked up that years of inbreeding can cause the muzzles of the Vulpes vulpes to shrink, which can pose breathing and overall health problems to the animal as time goes on.

People kept telling us to compare more versions so here's everything youtu.be/CSF5dN7CIRA

Israeli television news investigation confirms what we already knew, which is that the 3 hostages who were shot and executed by Israeli soldiers were killed because the overarching rules of engagement in Gaza were such that "a man, no matter the age, you kill him straight away".

another huge W for Brazil

Looking forward to summer ☀️

Joycon Drift lmao

The credits sequence for 'Sonic Rush' features 'Sonic Advance' style sprites for Blaze.

I'm sure it's been observed and said 1000x before, but it's still wild to me that pizza is the only food where the mere act of consuming it in a group setting is designated a "party" Truly a powerful food.

Here’s another one

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

Here's to clear waters for clear minds! 🏖️ 🌟

I'm not cut out for upscale shopping man this broth section looks like it's from a ps2 game

An Ominous Encounter for a Lil' Adventurer! 🍀 #pokemon #fanart #zoroark #zorua

No yeah it’s totally awesome that we make 190,000 garments a minute and people in 2026 are still working 40, 60, 100 hour weeks for no reason other than to overproduce trash and emails set the planet on fire so 12 dudes can have the same wealth as half the planet. It’s fine you’re not enraged

this is the closest I've ever come to actually suggesting a "one neat trick" suggestion for anything, but I'm so serious here. the Virginia Constitution gives the legislature the power to set retirement ages for judges "REGARDLESS OF THE TERM TO WHICH ELECTED OR APPOINTED." make it 54 right now.

consider this

IMPORTANT: his little pink toe beans are the same color as his pink blanket

AOC on possibly running for the Senate or President: They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that. My ambition is to change this country. Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.

we don’t talk enough about how Chicago is the most gorgeous city in the country

"none of us can cancel everything but everyone can cancel something" is the heart of this. Sometimes it feels like folks on here are more interested in yelling at each other over the ways we're all struggling to navigate this system instead of figuring out what parts we can do.

#StevenUniverse #Pearl

Twenty people

for NOW, you can have a winning bid on a camille figurine for $155.... 👀

“We need a strong Republican party” is a psychopathic thing to say at this point. And in my opinion at ANY point in recent decades. But now? Straight-up saying hey friends, we still need a lot of fascism, a lot of racism. It’s necessary. C’mon guys. We need a destroyed Republican party. Ashes.

It’s very important to note (because the people this will affect are already prone to anxiety!) per the article the FDA has no authority whatsoever to do this and in fact drug companies can simply refuse to comply - and have done so with other drugs as recently as last month.

Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.

Daily energy drink consumption Fox: 2 to 4 Falco: whatever Fox drinks +1 Peppy: small black coffee at 5:45am Slippy: a flat half-full can from the back of the fridge Pigma: (opens his spaceship, dozens of crinkly white Monsters fall out)

Important development: the StarFox energy drink is called Eagle Slop???

every damn time

Fun Fact: Nintendo released the Game Boy Advance in the US in June 2001 for $99. In January 2002, seven months later, Nintendo announced it would lower the price of the Game Boy Advance to $79 as a result of production efficiencies and to spur mass market adoption. What a time.

me at a cis person: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you? haha ahahaha them: are you disrespecting my mom? me, suddenly serious: no you're right I respect women

So the war was quite literally pointless. All around the world they're rationing energy, there are food shortages, people are suffering and dying, all for absolutely fucking nothing.

girl why you so gnarp gnarp!!

Art of the ancient Americas may not be your thing, but you have to love this earthenware crab vessel. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 🦀 This is going into our imaginary museum replica store, pronto. #LACMA Colombia, Calima style, Ilama period, ca. 1500 BCE-100 CE. 🏺 1/ 📸 me

awesome org-wide issue at work today: new customer has the last name null, which fucked up like all of our tables