Battle Angel Alita with Big Naturals @thegilmonster.bsky.social this is for you.

You MUST scroll all the way to the top to enjoy this epic adventure of "cat(s) that is not mine" @silvermansecurity.bsky.social

Hello, friendly neighborhood low intensity warfare SME here: this is not an insurgency, it’s not a revolt, a rebellion, or insurrection against the federal government. There haven’t even been any acts of terrorism. There have been acts of state terror, planned by Stevie, against the citizenry.

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This is a pretty damning statement about Hiveworks. Quite a few artists are following up and telling their specific stories and none of them are good.

The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at: cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...

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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.

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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Dear Penthouse, I never thought kinetic battle would happen to me...

Mexico called. They want us to finish the wall.

It’s not just vibes and anecdotes, the Jan 6 pardon recipients really do have a statistically insane number of pedophiles.

It's the kind of day that shows that DEVO was right about everything.

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If a bat touches you and you're not controlling it like this with thick gloves and knowing what you're doing You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious. If a bat *touches* you.

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

have a merry Christmas or else

Twitter is doing some weird shit (again) and there’s a bunch of artists moving here. An artist I like was talking about blocking all these people for something like “why should we trust their judgement if they they didn’t leave until now” I can only paraphrase because I got blocked for …

Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me. A billionaire asked me (!!!) how to move the US to single payer healthcare. I was so nervous I almost couldn’t speak. I squeaked out some shit about Canada did it and we could use them as a model, but I don’t think he believed me Me. wow!

Who describes an infant as tender and mild? This a messiah not menu.

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I’d watch that.

Man, that google AI sure knows its stuff

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

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Fucking hell Google. You spent billions of dollars and ruined search for a bullshit machine

I worked on the mugs! Behold all the Baby Bunny Cuteness: Now the drawing with its finished color are available! Color and a tin cup versions are now available jlmeyer-shop.fourthwall.com

It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.

Somebody who isn't a real US attorney has been proceeding against somebody in federal court with a faked indictment. In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.

a “Space Force”, if you will

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Oh good. Great idea folks. That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say

It's so beautiful. I've never seen anything like it. [also, that's hilarious]

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

Here's a tip. If you want people to rightfully hate the GOP? THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP. If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job. Anyway.

World Central Kitchen is an amazing organization that feeds people in need, usually after wide scale disasters. They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.

What the actual fuck! Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me