Big tent for Marjorie Taylor Greene but not for trans people huh Fuck your tent I didn't want to pee in it anyway.

I’m very fucking tired of men explaining that abortion is not reaaaally a big deal. Hundreds of women from states like Louisiana come to North Carolina DAILY for abortions. To have closet pro-lifers like this dipshit spout off about how their bodily autonomy isn’t important to him feels extra icky

rAciSm iS oVeR

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

Fugly to the last man for sure, but truly, how do they manage to look 3 years old and 87 years old simultaneously?

next time the president disappears for a few days we should all say he's jacking off, so when he resurfaces instead of saying "im not dead actually" he has to say the other thing

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“Do women and people with a uterus have value? Do they deserve human rights? Discuss.”

Guns may also be contributing to gun violence.

If you’re inclined to dismiss this because it’s not as contentious as abortion, or because you believe there’s broader support for same sex marriage, please don’t be complacent. The right wing nationalists want a return to “traditional values”.

Fuck you, NPR, was Alex Jones busy? Can’t tell you how much I couldn’t give a fuck about Portnoy’s thoughts.

slipping Elon’s kid a roll of nickels

Hail Stan

reply STOP to get your infant son to leave you the fuck alone

Re: Georgia & abortion- Physical violence is already a leading cause of death for pregnant people. Theres now a precedent for keeping brain-dead people alive to incubate fetuses. This will lead nowhere good.

at the top of every thread worth reading on here is a blocked post

shout out to the forgotten silent generation we literally never stop hearing from

See if I was in charge of messaging I’d be like he’s a fucking racist crook who is destroying the economy but I suppose we can go with flowers being more expensive, but not for certain, it’s a possibility, it COULD happen. None of us can see the future. Heck maybe he’s going to be a good President

Imagine sucking so much that countries where you’re not on the ballot vote against you

Same with “lol Elon is trans”, “lol jd Vance is queer”, “lol MTG is a failed abortion”. That shit is not allyship, that is playing into the opponents hand and simultaneously stigmatizing/shitting on marginalized communities

They can’t afford the medals anymore, they’re too expensive 😔 And your head still needs to be attached 😔

I hope whomever walked off with the dog killers bag is livin it up buying gay porn and paying for abortions. www.cnn.com/2025/04/22/p...

Hard to believe it’s been almost a day and JD Vance has not killed again.

the greatest lie invented by politicians is that "reducing regulations" is a thing that helps people, instead of helping corporations against people

I was part of an evangelical homeschool program for 7th-8th grade. I’m 30. My ‘science textbook’ was fundie bs called “It Couldn’t Just Happen”. Literally about how dinos were a gov plant and the earth is 6k years old. I’m in the minority, but people STILL don’t believe me when I say this exists.

Zero shade to donkeys, but truly, how tf are these intelligent, community-minded creatures the symbol of the republican party???

I just really don’t know how to be fucking normal about this. This is beyond the pale horrifying and I’m just supposed to like, go about my life?? I need to go to the grocery store for grapes and dog food, but the president is talking about sending citizens to foreign death camps????

a 800% tariff on podcasting equipment

Well, actually, Greenland isn't that big! Imagine peeling an orange....

me, almost finished with my "5 minute" task:

This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.

I’m fine with people saying there are ultimately better ways to prevent the harm Trump is doing but if you’re getting online and saying some form of “suffering benefits my political side so I want suffering” you should probably examine if you’re actually contrasting yourself with Trump

watching stock prices chase every deranged thought Trump articulates like a cat after a laser pointer really undermines the concept of 'the wisdom of the markets'

He has all the charisma of the couches he fucks.

Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic — theonion.com/sex-ed-teach...

Does feel a lot like everyone in the US is awfully keen to do what they think the Founders would have wanted on stuff like abortion and guns where they didn’t actually write much, but not so much on “fetter executive power”, about which they were actually pretty clear…

I’m not quote posting to start a dogpile so please don’t make one, but I think the marching orders on this matter ought to be slightly different, and I think the distinction is an important one: MEN need to be talking about this more, TO other men

The medicolegal term IS abortion. These sort of suggestions, while in good faith, stigmatize abortion and may open the door for anti-choice groups to further criminalize ‘elective abortions’ (which is not a term we should be using either, for the same reason).

Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.

I miss when my jaw didn't drop every two days from the escalating cruelty of the US government.

Imagine not being able to mute or block me. I live with that every single day

My brain is so rotted from seeing all the resist-lib-speak that I automatically read elmo as Elon 🙃 gonna go touch some grass now

“It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”

war plans in bio

TS/SCI means the information must be transmitted over Text or Signal with Some Civilians Invited

It’s difficult to think of something less efficient (and impossible) than replicating the capacity of FEMA in each state and territory. We are talking about just astronomical costs. The dumbest timeline.