Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

You can find ways to support families and pets in Minnesota, as well as organizations working to defend and advance the rights and opportunities of immigrants below campsite.bio/wrdsmm

If you're in line for Melania tickets, stay in line.

tl;dr2: The AI Doc is a vehicle for hype, of the doomer-booster variety, presented through a very naive lens w/high production values. The style is also frenetic, with too much to focus on visually for much of the time and rapid cuts (even mid-sentence) btw speakers. bsky.app/profile/emil... >>

So I says to the desk sergeant, where do you want it, and he says

McSweeney’s is undefeated.

It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement. It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement. It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.

catbus

"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport

🤣😂😍

nah you’re good

The play call was shite. I personally respected the decision to go for it.

Scouting the neighborhood for hilarious cars.

Good morning from the whistle witch! As of last check, we've shipped 121,880 free whistles this month. The Whistle Avengers are picking their superhero names & meeting the demands of our increasing requests! If you need whistles, hit the email addy at the top of our linktree! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

Ok, go Broncos. Today only. I’m a Raider fan, I theoretically have my limits.

Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon. Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social

crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours. please keep sharing with your networks.

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

the funniest little free library in chicago is at wolf point—those kirkland & ellis lawyers are going THROUGH it

They're ALL heroes, but this guy right here... he's my favorite.

congratulations to PRS Guitars for signing an endorsement deal with the only white male musician more annoying than john mayer

JD in the 'draw me like one of your French girls' scene, except he's drawing the couch

Kate and Leo didn’t shag in the back seat of that buggy for Vance to misrepresent James Cameron’s Titanic this way

In honor of all the well-deserved Oscar nominations, we are dropping the paywall on @freeblackgirl.bsky.social's piece on Ryan Coogler's Sinners, and how the real star of the film is the threading of Black intimacies:

My latest, on the importance of sometimes putting aside your keyboard for an actual pen: open.substack.com/pub/mariakon...

Discovering that Twin Cities parent patrols have better opsec than the Defense Department. (Not a high bar but still.)

So I had picked Cinematrix back up a few weeks ago. I know they started tracking stats since I had taken my break. I don’t know how far back it goes and if it captures my old play. But I can’t fathom this is my best score ever.

LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025

Good thread about why the Indiana run moved me.

Indiana began this season as the losingest major program in the history of college football and ended it with the school’s first national championship. Are the Hoosiers the greatest and most unexpected college football champions ever? @ralphdrussoath.bsky.social weighs in.

this is, literally, a wild ride

I got paid millions of dollars to be an athlete in a locker room full of superhumans and this is flat out unreal. Wtf indeed.

WINDIANA HOOS16RS

Hey, Indiana DOT, I think we have your next snowplow’s name.

FERNANDO MENDOZER

I think @effinbirds.com might be online too much

I mean…accurate.

In my heart I want to call the Niners the Luxury Interior Package Cowboys but I know Dallas would kill for most of San Francisco’s disappointments

Waitress: You think we'll get five inches of snow? I haven't gotten five inches in years. My husband (to me): **stern DON'T YOU DARE glare** Me (garbled due to sticking my entire fist in my mouth): oob whab a shaaame

Josh Allen plays like he has a bomb in his skull that will go off if he doesn’t do five outlandish things in three hours

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?

After seeing Good Boy, I kind of need this yesterday.

"AARON RETIRE!"

There should be no billionaires. However, if you're going to become a billionaire because you took your cheating-ass husband to the cleaners in the divorce, this is how you do it.