Every time you see some dude in a jeep with a We The People sticker in that old timey font you know that dim motherfucker yells at his wife

tldr I wish people were allowed to look ugly. to look wrinkly and marred is to be human. To have blotchy cheeks and gross caked-on tears and your face going red and you can see up their nose from laughing, that's human. It should be allowed. I don't relate to little neotenous dolls :(

Guy who calls it "the Deftones"

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

wizard familiars, which one do you like?

Here at beast games you can choose to walk away with $100,000,000 but at the cost of all of your teammates being eaten alive by hungry buzzards, who will make the Choice

I'm Mr beast and we just gave guns to 73,000 lucky contestants and sent them to storm the beaches of Normandy

How much crushing power does Mr Beast's jaw have? Motherfucker looks like he bites through all his night guards

That’s right you don’t bring that shit around here!

We need to become better about holding several things at once. We're grown ups. We can juggle several truths, several realities at once without a need to consolidate them for our ease of mind. We have to stop trying to do that before we entertain anything. Please, lol

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

i see adobe is back on their bullshit again and i am once again imploring well-meaning nerds to not suggest professional digital artists "just" switch to GIMP. you are not helping when you say this. comments off because i'm right, sorry 😔

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

I feel like for a lot of people part of the acceptance phase of dealing with chronic illness includes thinking "well, at least now I can't be drafted" and drawing a weird amount of relief from that

Nothing will make you hate metal more than listening to people talk about metal

my memory is such that I've forgotten the names of several militant groups who've held me up over the years but i can remember every word of the Starcraft: Brood War opening cinematic

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

It's been 3 years working on No Rest for the Wicked with Moon Studios. 🌖 With the latest co-op update out and all the great feedback coming from players, it felt like a good moment to share a small reel of the project. Let’s go. Another year, another Wicked Animations ! 😁 #animation #gamedev

Nioh has always been this sort of hyper-focused souls-like where the devs looked at the dark souls formula and put everything into the combat. So you've got bland environments, a weird story, a loot system from hell, and some of the best combat in any modern 3D action game around.

Nioh 3 is a blast and a half

youtu.be/3vYrJul2Q0Y?... Anthem of the revolution

Is it just me or are strangers just exponentially more terrifying than they used to be

BREAKING: Armed MAGA tries to attack Ilhan Omar at her Minneapolis Town Hall, is mercifully spared from receiving her right hook of doom after her bodyguard tackles him.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns

Got the feeling the situation in MN is about to get a lot worse. Them testing that LRAD is an ill sign of things to come

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

In their greed and cruelty and malice they thought the god who filled oceans would look kindly down upon the men who filled abattoirs. They are wrong. They have sown the wind and now they are going to reap the whirlwind. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

what happened to digimon? who do you think works in the bitcoin mines

Important perspective from Greenland.

People see me playing strategy games on my laptop in public and assume that I'm smart. Jokes on them though, I'm an idiot. A buffoon. A fool. A chimpanzee pondering a Rubix cube.

Doing art for the first time in a while again, despite... everything. Clinging to my hand-me-down drawing tablet that a sweet friend gave to me like 9 years ago like a piece of driftwood in the middle of the sea

Fuck ICE

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Art by nature does not conform to the straightjacket buisness of gender.

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

America is great because of immigrants. Everyone is welcome here. This is a country built by immigrants, and will continue to be one despite the wishes of the ghouls in power. White supremacy will die and I will live to see it happen.

There are more of us than there are of them.

A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative. (Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)