gimme the beach boys and free my soul I wanna have sex at the Super Bowl and grift away

that's everyone i know who didn't get their masters

listening to the fall of cadia on audiobook because rogue trader has me in another 40k lore fixation loop

in hindsight it makes sense to see cancel culture as a harbinger of the end of shame rather than an excess of it. "shame" presupposes stable social norms and a sense of what one did wrong and how it could have been avoided. not suddenly a thunderbolt from zeus thrown at random people

Independent of this statement, a good way of describing a huge chunk of the internet is “rapists running content and bot farms to make their pet issues seem more important”, that’s basically half the traffic on X at this point.

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

a siren that opens with a land acknowledgement

the apollonian mind is a barren and swagless place. the price they pay for diligence and predictability seems to be a kind of spiritual neutering. whole cohorts of our species throughout time for whom, "it feels good," is not only not a satisfying explanation but is in fact a morally suspect one

Good night Miss Major. You earned your rest.

all fiction is speculative. thats what makes it speculative. some of you merely believe that the transformative moment of revelation/ensoulment we seek in Literary Fiction couldn't happen on a space ship or between idk busty wizards. i believe the high literary mode is the aberration in storytelling

Never ask... ...a cat person how recently they changed the litterbox 🐾💩🏜️ ...a dog person how recently they gave it a bath 🐕🛁🫢 ...a radfem how they feel about defunding the police, abolishing prison, or restorative justice 👮‍♀️💀⛓️

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

andy ngo's a worm and if we're ever in the same room that ass is getting BEAT. deep quiz lore but there's a vendetta there

today's main character has the same effect on me as Adam Sandler in uncut gems where my brain's immune system scrambles on red alert to kill every behavior we have in common just in case. "please no please no I can't ever look up and realize I've become this"

Nearing the end of my 40k RT run & Victoria von Valancius is one of my fave custom characters. Heres a spread that communicates her vibe. "Dogmatic" doesn't mean I'll summarily execute you for knowing the word "warp"! I'll summarily execute you for other reasons or point u @ other, worse problems.

for at least ten years fretting about other people's media consumption has been a liberal monocause, displacing more meaningful forms of political engagement. the project has very little to show for it.

Circling back to this because I remembered another reason Little Lord Vancelroy is NOT one of us: it's different from the Confucian or Roman versions but Hillbilly culture runs on filial piety. Matriarchal filial piety, specifically. His depiction of his mama is profoundly taboo & unacceptable.

it's not FOR us

epstein was the American rasputin

lost it at Yakub. although i guess if one black guy were going to hang out with all these vanilla demons it would be their (our... u_u) maker and father

it occurred to me just now i've never explained WHY i started insisting on calling myself a hillbilly so stridently. mostly it's because i fucking hate j.d. vance. him and homesickness were responsible for me giving up code switching and learning to love my people as they are. from a distance

RFK: we're also finding higher autism rates among children of fathers that wear a single earring on the right side, which is the homosexual ear

i got the highest score on the AP English exam in my county & the highest score on the History exam in my entire class and i can't remember the specifics but i showed up to each some combination of sick/hungover/stoned/running on zero sleep. we don't ALL have to be scholars! u don't have to fake it~

yes yes fuck rfk but if you're not doing it for religious reasons please don't circumcise your kid. she'll need that skin for Pussy Material once she's older

I don't believe in p-zombies or NPCs but I do believe in sleepwalkers, not as in literally people who are ambulatory while sleeping but rather people who don't want to know more about the world, who veer away like water over a stone in the face of challenge, who socialize as a hormonal status game

[forest] ME: omg there’s a wolf WIFE: where? ME: no the regular kind

just touched the bottoms of my feet/toes flush with each other (getting more flexible every DAY none of my clothes FIT anymore check your thyroid and do a slav/primal squat & hold it for 10 mins a day!!!) and my hips/coccyx/knees made a sound like Yahtzee dice thrown on aluminum foil

It took AI to convince me the human soul exists in much the same way it took a bar full of stripper vampires to convince Harvey Keitel that God exists.

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

Ive sat in on DV response training courses 4 cops & they spent the whole time shooting spitballs at the ceiling, making jokes about abusing their own spouses, arguing w the presenter in a "less a question more a comment" way, & the women bragging they were even harder on hysterical victims than men

talked to my roomie about this later yesterday evening and she reminded me that most white people have an easier time empathizing with dogs than black men. love my puppies, love my kitty cats, love my birdies, but none of those little fuckers invented peanut butter or rock & roll. human! persons!

:-)

AI is ruining hentai. if it wasn't drawn by a person how am I supposed to feel like the artist/writer and myself are fucking and sucking across dimensions of time and space through the medium of art??? i can't bust to this soulless nonsense

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

diapers for birds so you can have a pigeon running free in your house just like you would a cat send post

watching rear window for the first time. Jimmy Stewart can, of course, get it

A honey trap? Ummmm I don't think sickos and abusers DESERVE honey! Make it a dookie trap. -Dookie trap repulses the mark- No helping it if the mark is a honey-addicted degenerate who can't appreciate ethical traps. vOv

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

There is no second marshmallow.

oh I also don't give a shit what color they are or if they're genetically related to me. i don't care what ideology is hegemonic in their future so long as it works for them. they are all Our children. I believe this is a fundamental pillar of any value system worth adhering to, even if mawkish

met my wife (who let's me have sex with her 😏)

there should be human persons in the future. those human persons should ideally live lives of greater dignity, freedom, and fellowship with one another than i do. i personally find nature spiritually and aesthetically important and even believe most animals are self-aware, but humans are priority 1

i do love animals so much but I'm seeing children with way fewer eyes, teeth, limbs, fingers, with significantly less skin and hair than they had when they were born. im seeing pot-bellied, skeletal children. im seeing gentle holy men blasted in the face by laughing fascists. let's not be precious