Hey Tone, I know another hotel magnate who’s in those files. The freakin president! Ho!

It’s Presidents’ Day, the perfect time for a certain someone to choke on a Big Mac and drop dead. 🎉🍻🤞

New product idea: “My Pillory”

DHS is filled with evil cowards. Abolish and prosecute!

JD Vance Accidentally Gives Wife Valentine Addressed to Couch thehardtimes.net/culture/jd-v...

SPD should pay for settlements out of their pension fund

“We are chastised in moments of democratic advance for wanting too much, for trying to do too many things too fast. It’s usually more the case that we didn’t go far enough to secure these democratic changes.“ @brianjoneseducator.bsky.social

In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...

US elite institutions be as ethical as Burning Man challenge via @henryburke.bsky.social

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

"The Dems have to do this because they know they’d never win a fair election, which is why we’re suspending fair elections." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/in-...

Aside from the message, which I support, his control of his instrument is impressive

The Cure finally won a Grammy!!

😅😅😅

stealing from Reddit

Today I announced an initial set of actions to protect city residents in the face of increased federal immigration enforcement activity. #thisisyourcity

Next I hope he shows how to remove a brain worm with a power drill

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.

PSA: if you are blocking a lane of traffic because you’re waiting to pull into a Starbucks (eg: southbound on 15th Ave NW in Ballard this morning) you are violating state law and can be ticketed. If you do it at rush hour you’re also being a massive dick. RCW 46.61.570 app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default....

Swapping Bovino for this clown is like shitting your pants & changing your necktie

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Cue the SPOG calls for more cops in schools…

I think Seattle won a football game or something, but my feed is all about ICE, organizing, and bringing down an illegitimate, rogue government. 💯

Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

If you work for ICE resign or you are complicit. #abolishICE #prosecuteICE #impeachNoem #removeTrump

Hope he chokes on ‘em

Friend sent this to me today. It’s in Seattle. Hadn’t seen it on here yet so I figured I’d share.

Pravda pokes the bear…

I saw someone unironically wearing Patrick Warburton’s 8 Ball jacket from #Seinfeld today youtu.be/qD5Sq761J20?...

Calling in a wellness check on Bill

"No peaceful demonstrator should ever be killed for standing up to their government. Unless, of course, they’re a suburban mom in an SUV that’s driving away from law enforcement."

Evil Corp

This will soon be evergreen as The Onion’s “No Way To Prevent This” article theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

Federal Agents Shoot 2 People in Portland Who Threatened to Exist: tinyurl.com/mjrsh7d2

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/

AFTER the ICE murder of Renee Good, this is what ICE did subsequently. It was its own signal. They will be operating without restraint and zero fear of accountability before the law. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Abolish ICE

ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela

DC NewsBreak: Local pederast who couldn’t run casino to “run Venezuela.”

George W Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History

✨The Needling’s Top Ten Stories of 2025✨ Good afternoon, engulfed Cybertruck. Goodbye, 2025. Goodluck, 2026. tinyurl.com/5n8nd2dk

Have a memorable new year or not

Because major labels exploit musicians for profit. They care about money, not music.

I found my 1980 copy of “Wheedle” today! The mayor in the book sets a better example than our outgoing mayor.

Your ballot might not have counted!