Besties forever… “I got you” 😭

(slaps bar counter) "All right, Pete, let's have the car keys"

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The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

In retrospect this is very funny

Congrats on Donald Trump for inventing the first Pyrrhic Loss

ive been pushing at this for awhile and it applies to political things too. those of us who are very online keep acting like "everybody knows this" AND THEY DON'T. they simply dont know stuff we've all absorbed for years.

Cosplaying working class Rafael Cruz went to Princeton and Harvard. When he flees his constituents without power, he stays at the Ritz-Carlton. His wife, Heidi, is Managing Director at the fancy investment firm Goldman Sachs. They are not men & women with callouses on their hands. They are elites.

A few weeks ago I was trying to get the Pangram in the NYT’s Spelling Bee, and could only see HANDLEMAN (not a word) and I kept saying HANDLEMAN, HANDLEMAN, and my wife said “er, manhandle?” and now “HANDLEMAN” has become this house’s word for an obvious solution to a problem that you just can’t see

There it is. Walter Hudson was armed and hammered with Elliott Engen while he was drunk driving about 12 hours after they had skipped out on committee and started drinking earlier that day.

Since the headline is a bit confusing, the NYT is reporting that on the same day we hit the girl's school in Minab, we also sent a missile full of tungsten steel pellets at a girl's volleyball tournament hundreds of miles away in Lamerd. Twenty one dead. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/w...

National Review accuses me of lying about the rise in maternal mortality since the end of Roe: "It turns out that maternal mortality rates declined in 2024 according to the CDC." You absolute fucking tools, that's *national data*—take a look at what's happening in states where abortion is banned

So the rumors were true. Bunker Boy wanted a $400,000,000 place to hide. That figure is *double* what Karoline Leavitt said the "ballroom" would cost. How much of that increase will wind up in Donald's pockets? www.newsweek.com/trump-buildi...

It’s World Bipolar Day and I wish people knew what it’s really like to live with Bipolar. It’s not like people portray it in most media and the stigma is great. My greatest wish is just for calm and peace in my own mind and heart but meds only do so much. It’s a daily battle. Please be kind 💗

#FundHealthCareNotWar Call your Representative and Senators at 202-224-3121 and tell them no funds for this illegal war!

Same energy

2/“ ‘be vanquished by any force necessary,’ another DHS source told the Mail.”

“Miller repeatedly urged federal agents to engage with protesters in order to win a “PR battle,” one official told the outlet. He told officials that anti-ICE could not be viewed as successful, and repeatedly said that demonstrators ‘need to be> 1/ newrepublic.com/post/208362/...

It's incredible to me that it seems like no one has talked to Weir about this in depth. I remember hearing the same things (on a smaller scale) when the Martian movie came out and again when Project Hail Mary the book came out. No one has told him that thinking science is real is political?

Administration officials are now discussing releasing more Epstein files to distract voters from the war.

This looks amazing. The White Christian Nationalist I'm writing about who was chair of the OR GOP in 1978-9 ran a bunch of MLMs in his day through which he ripped off people who trusted him, and he also got ripped off by a bunch of rich MLM'ers he trusted as well. Financially it was a wash for him.

This epistemological divide exemplifies how MAGA is an anti-democratic movement. The impulse to try to understand (even if critically) one's political opponents is democratic...we share the country, we should try to understand each other. The impulse to dehumanize is anti-democratic.

When I send $100 to a rent relief fund for people terrified of ICE, I'm not signaling. I'm sending real-ass dollars to people I don't even know and who will never know where the funds came from. Trumpers are on Uranus when it comes to understanding the concept of community.

They think everyone else is a clout seeker as void of moral commitments as they are. Not that these moral commitments are always good, mind you. But they can’t even imagine their existence, for better or worse.

I genuinely think the president and many of his advisers, scammers, hustlers, and keyboard gangsters, don’t understand this concept at all and you can see it in the pattern of their mistakes from Minneapolis to Tehran www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/o...

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

So large it’s going to take two flushes.

Protesters at the No Kings event in South Elgin, IL were not messing around. 🍿

Some people are disdainful of folks participating in No Kings rallies. But I feel they would be disdainful of me no matter what, and I don’t feel there’s much to be gained from their approval. Seems like a win-win.

This is what they are doing to NORWEGIANS, y’all — the very immigrants Trump claims to want more of. Imagine what they are doing to everyone else.

Israel interdicts Cardinal Pizzaballa en route to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday. www.custodia.org/it/news/join...

I am constantly amazed at how many people have totally internalized the blatantly false belief that Section 230 was premised on platforms being "neutral" when the ENTIRE point of it was the opposite, that they shouldn't have to be.

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I love the 'What a Character' interstitial focused on Conrad Veidt, because we get to hear about these extraordinary pieces of his life. I only have one issue with it. To me Conrad Veidt was never a character actor, he was *always* A STAR. #TCMParty

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated.

Yes, he is a pedophile. But did you know that there is murder, torture, and human trafficking in the Epstein files? Considering Epstein himself said that Trump is the worst person he has ever met, it seems likely that there is evidence Trump is guilty of the worst in the files

This is what trump does with everything he says he’s done. He takes what other presidents did, destroys it & when he puts it back he says it was all his idea. He’s done this his entire life. The republicans think their voters are so gullible that they’ll believe it when they tell them the same lie.

#SundayPix #SundayPixBefore&After Royal Horticultural Society Gardens at Wisley - August 2024 and this morning with stunning tulips both sides of the water-lily pond.

This is the truth. Facts.

Sad news. Mary Beth Hurt was such an interesting, spiky actress--it was always a pleasurable jolt when she showed up on screen. I would recommend Interiors, Chilly Scenes of Winter, or The World According to Garp as starting points. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Hizzoner Catholic-coded

Hello JD Vance this is the Pope speaking. God specifically disregards your prayers. You are alone in a universe filled with connection and love. I hope this helps -Leo

Sincerely dreading the day when people start running my beloved photos through this kind of garbage. petapixel.com/2026/03/25/o...

Re-upping because I still like to think about this. 🎶Toora, loora, toora, loo-rye-aye 🎶

Pope Leo XIV's top Middle East envoy rebuked Pete Hegseth for invoking God in justifying the US-Israel war against Iran. Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa called Hegseth’s actions “the gravest sin we can commit at this time.”

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️™️ 🧵 This is Rep. James Robert Mann (R). He was the author of the Mann Act. We are going to delve into how it functioned as a tool of racial control. Pull up a seat 🪑 and let's get into it. (cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

The police are overfunded almost everywhere and some level of defunding would be sane fiscal management, not radical leftism