Alanis Morissette - "we stood at the precipice of total collapse, fingers intertwined, our truths settled with words we'd never speak"

my husband just sent me this

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Just sneezed so hard that I did a full 360° turn in a spinny chair

God the TTRPG community is doing some real golden work nowadays

current state of social media: - fb is for seeing slop by pages you never followed - bluesky is for political panic - insta posts are for pictures of your friends and celebrities but insta stories are for political panic - tumblr is for accidentally seeing tits in public despite the porn ban

People should be weirder about Balatro. Where are the jimbosonas. Where are the Balatro fanfics. Cmon people

just learned that it is possible to upload over 1 minutes of video which means. beatboxing puppy

“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

Dear cis people, It's well past the point where this kind of thing will fix everything, but I want you to take note of how easy this is. These little freaks are soft-handed little babies that will fold like a napkin in the rain. Light these fools up.

I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt.

Please please please just make your fucking comic. It doesn't have to have mass appeal or be marketable. I'm literally making a comic about gay aztec steampunks. A publisher would laugh me out the door. I still have a budding audience!! And even then! If it brings you joy, make the fucking comic!

She’s just a girl your honor, she’s just woken up and she’s just a girl

This is the news we deserve. “These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males 'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”

YES SIR!!!

Hey y’all, fellow Garages / @fourth-strike.com bandmate June is looking for help after Dealing With A Lot Of Shit so if you have some spare money to help out it would be super appreciated.

My irl self and my online self are so entirely different sometimes I wonder if it’s a plurality thing (It isn’t but god autism is weird sometimes)

ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes

One of Norway's largest fuel companies just announced that they will no longer refuel US Navy vessels after Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy. “It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”

We knew this was coming. We've been preparing for months. Call your reps. Don't give them rest. And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.

CALL YOUR FUCKING CONGRESS PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. IT'S A SATURDAY. YOU GET TO JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE. SCRIPT I'M USING IS BELOW:

"I just don't understand how our country is like this now, this has never been who we are." 1/x

if you're anti trans you're not allowed to enjoy video game hydrology

Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened

Look i can't in good conscience tell you to go out & find all the badly rendered rule 34 shrek/bee movie jpegs and 3D animation that exists and then upload it to this anti-"DEI" gov website because I don't think anyone should have to put themselves through that, but i can't really *Stop* you, either

On the flip side, @distributeaid.org saw the writing on the wall in Nov and launched our HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit to help trans folks. Since January, we've also brought on multiple trans & non-binary team members in stipend-supported positions.

this is actually how it feels tbh

THIS IS HUGE! A cancer vaccine developed by Yale University and DFCI shows MAJOR promise. Results of an early-phase trial reveal ALL patients with ADVANCED stage kidney cancer had successful anti-cancer immune responses AND have remained CANCER-FREE approximately THREE years after treatment. 🧪🧵⬇️

CYBERBULLY YOUR POLITICIANS LIKE YOU BULLIED SEGA FOR UGLY SONIC

Shoutout to yall with dermatillomania and trichotillomania you just keep on truckin on you beautiful souls

They should invent a relationship where the other person is interested in you and wants to know how your day is going

I just submitted a comment detailing my concerns over the emphasis on “sex” over “gender”, and the insistence on including “biological sex at birth”. I encourage you to take a minute to do the same. In many spheres, public opinions are actually swaying policy changes by this regime.

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

There are only two kinds of posts on this website and they’re fighting the current government and furry art

At the family function checking Bluesky and constantly having to look over my shoulder to make sure my republican uncle doesn’t see the boatloads of anti-Trump posts and furry art on my dash

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

its unthinkable that theres still fascists that breathe the same air as us in this current day and age when they shouldnt be breathing anything at all

fight fascism by any means necessary

A Polish acquaintance went to British Museum specifically to see this tablet only to be cheated by Ea-nasir from beyond the grave

Nobody talks about this but you can audibly groan for 5-10 minutes every day and no one can stop you

NYC we have done our boy a disservice! Go big go home my guy