on top of being v evil this is also embarrassing in the specific way it’s embarrassing when a rich girl does a performance at her bat mitzvah complete with like mics and a sound guy and shit and everyone has to pretend her act is really cool bc i mean it’s that or no chocolate fountain for you right

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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn

petro is so beast

The strike is not about whether or not you approve of Starbucks coffee. It's about the workers, who like all workers deserve equitable treatment and fair pay. That is the issue. Why bring up your personal feelings about the coffee? Nobody in this conversation cares. Start another thread about it.

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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

now that i’ve been a teacher for a good few years i’d like to tell anyone who’s in any kind of class rn: they don’t give a shit if you get it wrong, whatever it is. truly. they aren’t lying when they say they only want you to give it a try

happy hwv day!

everything else aside this is just well-crafted, delightful prose.

Shutdowns weren't a thing in the US either, until they were invented by the Carter administration. It's not some natural, immutable characteristic of the US system of government, although people (not the OP) talk about it that way.

absolutely evil shit to take away people’s insurance and their govt assistance and jack up the prices of groceries right before the holidays. no argument there. now. are you going to post about the senate 24 hours a day or are you going to find something substantive to do for people who need help

thank god woke is coming back

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

congrats on your transition #transgender

andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY FOREVER !!

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

rich people freaking out about zohran are starting to sound more horny than anything else. ohh noooo mister mamdani sir don’t set up a guillotine in my yard 🫣 it would be sooooo awful if you tarred and feathered me for everyone to see 🤤 sir please don’t step on my trachea and call me a filthy pig 🥵🥺

this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

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everybody transgender

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

if mamdani wins huge it's an outlier because it's new york, if he loses he needed to do more to protect women's sports. if dems win big in NJ and VA it's because they disavowed crazy positions taken in 2020. if dems lose in NJ/VA it's because they needed to do more to protect women's sports

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you” nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

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[trying to make people hate an extremely likeable guy]: have you heard about his hot wife

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how is this guy simultaneously completely fucking insane and a more honorable opponent than any republican in national office

6:45 AM NYC time. you’re still in bed, zohran has already filmed five videos, helped a grandma carry her groceries across a street, went to a daybreaker rave and a pilates class, and ate a high protein breakfast

mr incredible didnt have to become an insurance agent and work that miserable soul sucking job after quitting being a superhero. he could've just been like. a gym teacher or something

women can do anything

A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx. It was a little different last week.

parting ways for the night? that’s an i love you. you did me a favor? major i love you right there. am i just really into what you’re wearing today? you better goddamn believe that gets an i love you

they are attempting to impoverish us enough so as to reindustrialize. hope this helps

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

The fact that Dodgers fans have to deal with our local police state just to watch the fucking game is psycho shit.