begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

streaming platforms have robbed us of the randomness that used to be both an essential property of tv watching and a quality that mitigated its addictiveness somewhat. we were wholly beholden to whatever happened to be on! if we didn’t like any of it we were obligated to go do something else!

prev does anyone know if that's the same cardinal that shut down the connelly theater's programming last year

reposting with alt text because I think the choice to include homophobia and transphobia in particular here is actually very much worth drawing attention to. nuns emphatically stating that those “do not reflect the qualities of a saint” is a very clear callout of Cardinal Dolan

I often emphasize that there are rarely "silver bullets" that magically solve problems but vaccines are one of the closest things we have and it's mind-boggling and enraging to watch this "debate" unfold during my lifetime

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

waltz of the flowers goes sooooo hard he rlly did not have to put his whole tchaikussy into that but im so glad he did

we have to remember that fast food chains are a battleground for politics because the average community center in small conservative cities are fast food restaurants and that’s all they can base their personalities on

Thank you to everyone so far who has helped out my neighbor Dave!! This is a huge help and a big relief to have this support for him in a time of crisis. If you’re able to pitch in, again let me know and I’d be glad to draw art for you! www.gofundme.com/f/z82x2c-hel...

nearly yelled can i get quiet in the space on this loud as fuck subway car in case you were wondering how tech week is going

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

i miss the free pcr testing vans

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

sometimes I get cool requests and sometimes it's uh

This is something that I think needs to be said more for the young people. This shit got worse. Google was more useful in 2006 than it is today. Meemaw and Peepaw regularly post shit on Facebook that would have got you banned from Newgrounds.

all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”

we’re back at the hospital. anything helps 🖤

just saw a billboard with “RIP Charlie Kirk, it is time for the left and right to unite!!!” written on it and I cannot stress enough that is not what he wanted

they’re going to spend the next two weeks parading around the body of a guy you’ve only ever heard of if you’re a member of the 2k25 edition of the hitler youth or have been called a faggot by a dipshit in a 3/4 zip pullover on a college campus while the opposition party respectfully bow their heads

Michelle Wu was only marginally popular as Boston mayor. Then Trump made her a target & she fought back. Wu went from a 47% approval rating (May 2024) to beating her top opponent so badly (72%-23%) that he gave up outright after the preliminary election. Stand up to Trump & voters will reward you.

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

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the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

really not feeling in the 9/11 spirit. someone just said "death to america" to me and i was like yeah sure man, you too

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

am i allowed to vape on camera during my work meeting IF i am very very stressed

just in: etsy witches are the real deal!!

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

please help if you can!

screaming and crying and throwing up my cat comes home from the ICU today thank god thank god thank god thank god

she's in the hospital for a second day. she has severe anemia and needed a blood transfusion. they suspect this is being caused either by cancer or an autoimmune disorder. anything helps <3

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

she's being hospitalized overnight. i'm a wreck rn. please feel free to share this around

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I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

uber driver saw me crying and put on take on me???

more than once i've sincerely connected thoughts on internet fan porn of characters to passages from scott mccloud's Understanding Comics about what simplicity in a character's design - especially in contrast to a more detailed background - will do to an audience, the reaction they will have to it

School I went to last week had a clear box in the front office for complaints to submit to the principal. The only one in it visibly read, in large letters, "TURKEY SANDWICH WAS MID."

This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x

if they think DC is a lawless hellhole just wait til they see how big the sandwiches in chicago are lol

Hello Eric, this is your campaign manager speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this shit.

they called my cat a very sweet girl in the vet ER notes..... she got a good grade at hopital 🥺

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

yeah and the us government is currently doing this exact thing to "drug runners" on the us-mexico border and venezuelan seas right now and will be doing this increasingly to populations within the city occupations.