they’re so close

Everyone on this planet works hard as hell and most people die penniless. Humans are awesome and productive and love sharing knowledge. Capitalism impedes our true abilities

the 40k people who die in america from lack of insurance every year should be viewed similarly to victims of a state-induced famine like ireland's potato shortages

perfect accidental demonstration that IQ isn't very important

we need to start distinguishing “funny” (someone talented at making people laugh) from “funny” (someone who is very dumb and says dumb things) wayy too many “comedy” things now are just #2

I bet they did

i had never seen anyone wear hokas until i moved to madison wi. implies something but i don’t really know what

iranian army taking the “most moral army in the world” title from the IDF by glassing tel aviv

W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”

doing some shopping

sorry but trials and prison won’t cut it

getting really mad watching the three stooges because they keep making mistakes

🚨economics grad student🚨 🚨economics nobel🚨 🚨leading economics journal🚨

“i’m going to die soon”

the Saw guy struggling to choose from a huge list labeled Mr.Beast Ideas

young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation

Read communist literature online for free while the government is not stopping you

>ask for an example of an interesting UFO document >look inside >it's boring

its a get real high and watch lord of the rings kinda night

the weed alien: “take me to your weeder”

China walked into the room with Sam Altman and pointed out that not only was his Rolex fake but they’re the ones that made it and no one can tell the difference

(listening to everlong by foo fighters for the first time) out of her head she sang? uh yeah i would sure hope so

once you have developed actual principles, the constant shifting of what is legal simply does not matter. all of this is made up, all of society is, none of this is real. the only thing that is real is love and our duty to each other

i can’t get over how incredibly cowardly you have to be to nazi salute twice and then try to pretend it wasn’t that. like at least stick up for what you believe in

we gotta make sure baby boomer’s brains are being fried by AMERICAN APPS ONLY

I've got an objectively small penis, and I don't understand the appeal of giant trucks. Hell, my favorite cars I've owned are (in order): a 1972 VW Beetle, a 2014 BMW i3, and a 2011 Th!nk City. Side note: body shaming doesn't really help anything or anyone.

don’t do drugs kids. you guys aren’t really chill like that, you’d just be annoying

dua lipa? how about i drink dual IPAs instead!!

You know why I love reading? These days it’s one of the few respites from being constantly advertised to.

The lousy and nasty "HEROES" of Avalanche have been very unfair to Mr. Shinra, our beautiful mako has never flown this freely, they say it's from the planet, which means you know it's good

the bears’ second half, down 3 points the entire time: - punt - punt - reach SEA territory, punt - reach SEA territory, punt - false start on 4th & inches - punt team sent out - timeout #1 burned with a stopped clock - they think about it - 1st down - timeout #2 burned with a stopped clock - int

characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly

my mouth and the rest of my digestive system strongly disagree about the spice level of this lamb tikka masala

one day i’m going to sit down and actually finish a video game

NFL franchise owners are like textbook cases of why private ownership of an enterprise is bad

your child might act in a homosexual manner online for internet points known as ‘clout’

i would definitely fall for a dead space style death cult no questions asked

EA football games talking to me like the green goblin mask

*to the tune of taking care of business* squeezin pair of big tits

ahaha uhh sorry my dick gets a little excited sometimes and gets zoomies. it’ll calm down in a second

can you imagine getting killed by someone named luigi i’d be so embarrassed