Sitting on the porch all day peeling and pitting a whole family size bag of peanut m&ms

We were too harsh on the lemonade that kills you

The abandoned stronghold of Falasmaryon in Maar Gan has been taken over by a creature known as Dagoth Tanis.

You’re pretty hot for an apparition.

Deeply disappointed to learn that Krusty the Clown is playing Riyadh...

i think trump is looking at the crime and gangs problem all wrong. what if we form an army of super soldiers from the ranks of these murderers and thieves. mere tales of their atrocities would frighten our adversaries into compliance. we could call them "lords of the night" or something

Meatheads is here right out the gate to call you stupid.

we must imagine sisyphus fully erect

Weather Underground 2

I'm getting a lot of flak for showing at the Riyadh Zine Festival

hash tag funny #funny

raptured by Candlejack haha Aaaah oh n

CORVUS VS. LORGAR! Incredible Hulk #340 homage illustration, but make it #warhammer

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

A L I E N C A I T H

It's been a wild summer and I've been super "Sir-Not-Appearing-On-This-Social-Media-Site," but I wanted to pop in and let everyone know that the latest NUKED! adventure from @harshrealmpress.itch.io and I is available on my website! #NUKED #TotallyRadicalTales #PostApocalypse

Bubinga Wood.

i'm so talented & handsome that i have inserted a railway spike into my skull to give everyone else a chance. say thank you or i will remove it

i fuckin love listening to Dopesmoker man. i love music that sounds like what the orcs had playing while they dug all those super disgusting guys outta the muck

The Girl With The Paul Blart Tattoo

Kill it!

are we sure charlie kirk was shot what if his neck just did that

I am getting reports that Charlie Kirk died in a tragic self suck accident.

FKR stands for Franklin Kriegsspiel Roosevelt

A new life awaits you on the off-world colonies voice: a new life awaits you in terre haute

Guess I'm just built different. (derogatory)

The territory formerly known as New Rhûn.

Big pointy club, I'm gonna bash your face in...

Something ancient lurks in the forgotten dreams of humanity, plotting it's return. We here are Arby's wish for a death of all things, as only then may we rise from the ashes.

[smokes drugweed] imagine if long sword did 2d6 damag e

I think you should be encouraging trpg players to hack your game. treating your rules like they're perfect arcane scripture that will come crumbling down if someone ignores a rule they think is bogus makes you look like you don't trust your audience and also think much too highly of your intellect.

I am also of the Boreal Valley, I just don't make it my entire personality.

Well, what is this about?

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Do I know anyone on here who has experience shipping a very big box of stuff to the other side of the world?

If you are making an indie RPG and want to make money, you gotta be aware of your target demographic - Childless Adult Bluey Fans - People Who Wish They Peaked in Highschool - Men With Class Action Restraining Orders By All Women - People With No Souls And Only Number These are the classic demos.

"Say NARF again! SAY NARF AGAIN! I dare ya. I double dare ya motherfucker."

You have been expelled from House Redoran. Make amends and perhaps we can speak again.

Only type of new moon I'll acknowledge

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Got ate out by a gladiator of nibiru

🤔

Lord Vivec the Poet is one of the three Immortal God-Kings of Morrowind, a Pillar of the Tribunal, and the patron of Artists and Rogues.

*watching my crewmate be eviscerated by a xenomorph* “This is so sad. Mother, play Despacito.”

Two or three years ago it was just another snake cult

You don't look so good. Well done.