Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files

In the eyes of the establishment, there’s literally nothing Mamdani can do to prove he’s not an antisemite, and literally nothing the openly fascist trump regime can do to prove they are, up to and including intentionally dressing like literal, historical Nazis

The three branches of the military 🫡

At 0:12 you can see Hegseth confront the reality that no one in the room respects him. Hits him like a meteor.

Best city in the United States, baby

Flew all the way here to do a photoshoot in a LaGrange parking lot 😂😂😂

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

Donald Trump posted “Chicago is about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR” on his Truth Social account, raising alarms about Biden’s mental state.

the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom

I've labubu

it is very funny that whenever conservatives talk about ending wokeness it’s 90% of the time about making advertisements they want to jack off to

Defunding public radio eliminates a warning system for natural disasters. Going forward, the government must reach rural red state residents by embedding emergency alerts in fake AI videos of immigrants committing crimes.

Inject it into my veins

Domestic terrorist Chaya Raichik is endorsing Andrew Cuomo.

Wish I loved anything as much as the US oligarchy loves bombing the Middle East

Unilaterally bombing a sovereign nation because no one showed up to my birthday party

Siting at the kitchen table, drinking two day old white wine, and reading the manual for my new nose hair trimmer. Life sneaks up on you man

But we were told by very smart people not to attack Trump on immigration because it was his superpower

Oh hell yeah

Its like Drake and Kendrick but they're both Kanye.

average comment section in 2025

"As a follow up, how does the President feel about tweed and songs where we just stomp then clap then stomp again?"

Looking at brisket recipes like they're Playboys I stole from a friend's dad's dresser drawer

this is so fucking embarrassing.

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

Just let him do the China tariffs. He'll lose half his voting-block once the price of wraparound Oakleys skyrockets

Owed $11 on my IL taxes and I'm an anarcho capitalist now

The Nasdaq was too woke

Thanos-ing the entire global economy because like 3 trans women asked to play college baseball or something

Equity Arc, which trains young musicians of color, was set to play with the US Marine Band — until Trump's anti-DEI order canceled the show. But Chicago stepped up, and now the students will perform at @chicagosymphony.bsky.social on 4/6. Grab a free ticket and join me in cheering them on. cso.org

There are still good parts of the internet

me coming in guns-a-blazing, with absolute certainty and confidence that what I say next will eliminate any doubt about my competence

every transsexual still toiling away in the no-private-accounts/nothing-is-ever-really-deleted posting mines after inauguration day is also 100 times braver than quite possibly every major media CEO who won’t simply say “yes, he was and is a fascist. there is no way to prove that untrue with facts.”

Can't stop laughing at this

Pete Hegseth has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

Chuck Schumer right now

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

Absolute loser shit from Schumer, as always

Treating myself to a nice egg