BRITISH TED CRUZ

We overuse the word “unbelievable” in our business. Indiana winning college football’s national championship is truly unbelievable.

"I'm gonna have a beer!" Hell yes, Curt. #16windiana

Holy fucking shit

Completely brainless roughing the passer by 97. You cannot do that

He wakes up in the morning Clangs his kick Bite to eat and he's rolling

"holy sh--nope nope nope" Me just now

Once more for the people in the back

Using a photo of the guy open carrying from a completely different neighborhood in the city to represent protestors and supposedly congregants who got angry at a pastor who is working as the field director of ICE is just fucking egregious.

John Birch Society having a totally normal moment.

Pretty clear to me that if Vance is coming to prance in front of the ICE church, savvy folks should organize a news conference of all the faith leaders whose houses of worship have been surveilled & parishioners too scared to attend. At least the ICE church folks could worship where they wanted.

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

Exactly. At scale, this will produce an ICE Boston Massacre sooner rather than later and possibly an ICE My Lai. Hopefully relatively few ppl do what this guy is doing.

Outside of the big names (Catholic, Episcopalian, some but not all United Methodists and Lutherans, even larger Baptist churches), many members of the clergy have to have day jobs. This isn't a big surprise. Fuck that guy though.

Nice!

"Mario" might soon be the #1 trend on here, the alleged non-sports app

That was an excellent clang

He doesn't have the courage

Yeaahhh. We are past the trip wire scenario. This is legitimate defense force with allies.

I think a good strategy for your non-leftist social media presence (ie everywhere but here) is to give this photo - the remains of Danish soldiers returning in coffins after being killed in America's war in Afghanistan - as wide an audience as possible. Remind people who we're betraying

When was the last time we had an all-adidas college football championship game?

Blanche won’t investigate the killing of an innocent woman on camera but they’ve got all hands on deck for a church service being interrupted

Indiana should've found a way to build a temporary smoking hut on the roof of Hard Rock

He was very good at mounting a defense… Against playing a full game of competent offensive football

Oh are we doing #engagement #discourse again

That's right!

Reminder: if this regime tells you the sky is blue, go outside and verify it

"Can a man become a woman?" is not a question anyone asks in good faith as it's a complete misunderstanding of what being trans is. Absolutely a GOP op.

This is the kind of idea you joke about with a friend as an example of what companies are like on MLK Day. The fact someone actually did this is WILD

Live, Laugh, Copy edit

See also: Musk, Elon

Gonna see a WHOLE lot of quotes from I Have a Dream today. And fewer but still a lot of Letter from a Birmingham Jail Spend some time with the rest of Dr. King's oeuvre. It's worth it

An intrinsically unbelievable claim btw

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In the 1960's Southern politicians said the same about thing every white person involved with the Civil Rights protests

ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

he’s simply summoning The Accursed Grothmar, Lord of Suffering. it’s normal and it’s how the Rams celebrate every win.

never forget

"A protester detained, her bra removed and wedding ring cut off, and some of her clothes never returned..." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...

it’s insane that Matthew Stafford, who played against Tommy Tuberville-coached Auburn teams, is the best quarterback in the NFL right now

It's about 4 AM in Rome. There's a very good chance that if he didn't stay up to watch the game, he's about to wake up for his pre-dawn prayers and will check his phone and let out a guttural "goddammit" in at least 3 languages

just said “goddamn” out loud to myself

That is also why the Bears wear Auburn colors

Welp, go Seahawks I guess

Wait, the Rams have the thicker kicker?

Womp womp

Oh no what are you doing Caleb

“I think you go try and win a Super Bowl here.” - Cris Collinsworth, during a Divisional Round game