guess which agencies doge made a bunch of cuts to!

My aunt adopted a white cat about 35 years ago who was named Ludwig because the shelter thought he was deaf. No, he was just an asshole until he discovered a certain jingle of one brand of canned food. Then he would come running from upstairs and two rooms away.

I have no affinity for WV (but seeing Kentucky lose is always nice). That being said, more of this please. That was awesome.

RIP couches

what this shows is that it has always been within the power of congressional republicans to say no to this man, and they must be held accountable for all the times they did not

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

if you just went by media coverage you would think that trangender kids playing sports are a much more immediate threat to the public well-being than a billionaire becoming a trillionaire by pumping $2 trillion worth of fraud into every single 401k

If you wouldn't love your kids if they were trans (or had any other LGBTQIA+ identity) YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS. They deserve better than that.

Not for nothing but freedom of navigation has been a core US foreign policy objective for 200+ years and preserving the Arabian Gulf from domination has been one for just a hair under 50. When I say things like “calamity” or “inexcusable defeat”, I am not being partisan or exaggerating.

TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

it's certainly interesting to watch every single person in the oil industry repeat in a monotone “we are 3 to 6 weeks away from the worst energy crisis in history”, supply chain people with thousand yard stares, every single macroeconomist I know is benchmarking against 2008, etc and then meanwhile

Anyway, love to my trans homies. This and every month.

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

We need to increase library funding if we are going to go back to calling the research desk for these things.

The president of the United States—elected by the GOP voters—is hosting a cage fight at the White House for personal profit. He’s just YOLO doing it, doesn’t care that we know. GOP folks, how can you live with this as the head of your party?

Fuck yeah

looking forward to the near future when these 7-day workweek dorks burn out and invent weekends + 8 hours of sleep but call it something goofy like "REM-maxxing" and start ridiculing each other like "bro you don't let your subconscious cook on problems 8 hours a day bro you're ngmi"

we don't have a masculinity crisis. we have a patriarchy crisis. patriarchy creates and sustains male unhappiness with its dogmatic, toxic, rigid definition of masculinity which says the worst and most undesirable thing a human can be is female which is how we get insults like "Low-T Talarico"

I still can't believe that Maine didn't have another option

In high school, we had a parody of Lee Greenwood: "and I'm proud to be a communist, where at least I have a job"

This answer alone should destroy this administration. This conversation is essentially: “people are hurting.” “ceos are fine.”

"New. Unnoticed."

these are truly awful people. i wish them the worst. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/u...

The GOP (and its canine media) is trying out “ha ha Talarico his a hot girlfriend but she’s vegan and liberal, loser” and it is conveying just astonishing levels of loser incel. Is everyone doing their coms a weird MGTOW futon-crust?

It's terrible that voting for the Nazi tattoo sexter is the lesser of two evils and yet!

Go blue sharks

Fellas...

Big if true

it's been said I over and over but I'll say it again, this is really bad and the goal here is to destroy scientific research in the us

remember when even tiffany trump came out and angrily denied her father even knew anything about project 2025 lol

it’s … interesting, let’s go with interesting, that abdul carter can very clearly say this is what i believe in and why while jaxson dart can’t even stand on what he did while mumbling out a statement that doesn’t mean anything. weird how this always seems to happen in these cases

Good. More athletes like Abdul Carter please. We have a platform - use it.

Here is Tom Steyer personally supporting high school trans athlete AB Hernandez. I don't think I've ever seen a candidate as brave as Tom Steyer in his explicit support for trans folks. It says a lot that it took a self funded billionaire not dependent on donors to do it.

And they're trolling us. The site is about undocumented immigrants “among us.” Disgraceful propaganda.

We're all mocking the sweaty "Talarico is transgender" stuff from the right but it's notable that the actual campaign seems laser-focused on "Paxton is one of the most corrupt politicians in world history" They're just not going to play this stupid game. Good.

Idk who needs this reminder but in order to seek asylum you have to be physically in the country. This is all legal behavior!

Some Trump voters pretend this isn't what they voted for, but we know it is.

have we considered that flo rida and vanilla ice might be locked in a deadly game of chicken where both performers have their entire net worth tied up in elaborate parallel kalshi bets that they will be the last act to drop out? I am asking us to consider it

I lived long enough to say this with biblical certainty: this country is gonna get its cocaine no matter what

🎵 podcast business What's that business? Podcast business Trump's a fascist Podcast business And JD Vance still fucks couches 🎵

Launching my new bespoke home cleaning service ROBBR, where not only do we send a random person we gave a $5 Chipotle gift certificate into your house with a camera, but then we also sell what he recorded to every data broker in the northern hemisphere. Our IPO starts at $850trillion

It's OK if you don't want to be friends with people who voted for this.

Peter Thiel is heading to his spiritual homeland of Argentina, following in the historical footsteps of thousands of other deeply problematic men with the exact same haircut.

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

I just can’t anymore. Needless wars, people starving, jobs disappearing, and these STUPID FUCKS are full on speedrunning Court of the Sun King into the French Revolution.

fun thing in washington is that you can trace stolen kias leading to a rise in auto theft stats that led to an influx of money for a state task force that then handed out a ton of grants to cities for flock cameras

"No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another" U.S. Const. Art 1, s. 9, cl. 6