jesus finding about judas:

i love that you can tell how obsessed w someone ru is when they’re one of her favs lmaooo zero percent hiding it like look y’all my fav lil weirdo is home that’s my baby

Lazy day pt. ✌🏼who’s joining?

MDW vibe check

Good morning! Time to be extremely lazy and gay the way the lord intended😌

I need to stop posing for photos at company events because it’s twice now that I’ve come out looking terrible🫠🫠

Just been laying around naked all day playing video games, couldn’t ask for a better day🥹

it’s a wonderful day to have a fat ass and correct opinions x

In honor of taking the day off, here’s a pic I took at work🤭

Extended my pto an extra day because I’m worth it

A double dog is my specialty🙂‍↕️

Should I make an alt or just be horny on main?🫪

Deep intimacy 🪢🍑

New goal unlocked my god

I can’t wait to celebrate my baby this weekend and get a much needed break from reality😩🎂

Is it Friday yet?

Wait🤭 should I?

I just think the elderly need to be trained on how to identify a scammer because the FBI isn’t just going to call you and make you download an app🤦🏽‍♂️

The day we get to send media in dms here I will send my bloomfs my favorite 🍑 pic, scouts honor

I keep saying this👏🏼

Some biscuits and gravy would heal me rn

Oh today is hump day! I thought it was yesterday🤭

Meg Stalter Oh Mary get me OUTTA HERE this is not a drill!!

YOU’RE THE VOICE I HEAR INSIDE MY HEAD, THE REASON THAT IM SINGING

Yes I did just show my ass, and if you missed it…why aren’t your notifications on??

🤭👀

H-word levels are at an all time high, work is demanding and both bfs are sick

In dire need of 🍞

The cycle of a gamer continues.

How fast and furious can these cars really be? 🫪

WHACK HER AGAIN!

Hacks is the best show of this decade.

pov: assuming the position for another busy workweek in the capitalism hellscape

Good morning from Booty Farm!👨🏽‍🌾🍑

The scientists that discovered the Mariana Trench:

Happy 5/8 to all you 5’8” kings out there. It’s our day to celebrate our slightly below average stature!

🚨Ariana Grande announces lead single “hate that i made you love me” from new album, ‘petal.’ Out May 29.

Maybe I’ll buy more of these😋💛

Doing some diva goddess mama stuff later, who wants in?

This is how shitposting feels

daddy?? sorry ha ha papa?? i mean? daddy? haha what

I need this cold to go away already, I feel like this 🫪