zaslav tearing his hair out: we just!!!!! don't know how to crack the kids demographic!!!! it's simply impossible!!! zaslav: does literally nothing to promote the new season of jellystone. not even a basic press release

More Jolly Premonitions~

Daughter tells me she heard today that if you wear a band T-shirt (especially as a young woman) and a man says to you “name five of their songs”, the correct response is “name five women who trust you”, so I pass this on in case any of you need it

so I jotted down my idea lol as I said below the best time I ever had playing minecraft was just going on and on and on exploring, Why would you force someone to stay put in an infinitely generating world? I am literally a 9 year old I guess

Scorch and Magic!!!

who up feeding they slime watch

Everything is kind of overwhelmingly bad, the only way I’ve been able to keep from spiraling into despair is to just keep trucking and enjoy the little things I can. Keep trucking, everyone. Do what you can, not what you can’t. Forgive your own limits. <3

FYI - Israel is doing an all out land, sea, air assault on the "safe zone" of Rafah right now, while everyone is distracted by the SuperBowl

The He Gets Us campaign is run by The Servant Foundation, which has been waging lawfare on gay and trans people through tens of millions in donations to the far-right legal activist group The Alliance Defending Freedom since 2018

while we're on the topic of hobby lobby i dont think its brought up often enough that they spent millions to purchase illegally looted ancient artifacts from the middle east, in particular iraq, including the fucking GILGAMESH DREAM TABLET

A reminder that Laika is selling limited edition CORALINE stuff in their online shop. (And when it's gone, it's gone.) shop.laika.com/search?q=Cor...

Fyi, a friend just had their alt text scraped & AI art made of it -- that account is on the AI blocklist. I for one am committed to pre- curating my experience here. Super easy to use, just sub & block

Also, the opposite of Funny isn't Serious. The opposite of Funny is Not Funny. You can always be funny and serious.

Some blocklists to consider if you haven’t already

You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.

some recent follows and moots might wonder why I reskeet this and similar images almost daily, and no, i’m not trying “engagement bait” or trying to “make it a banger” It’s a billboard to chuds and nutsacs that may trickle through so they can filter themselves back out. This is me tapping the sign

!!! 🆘 Important update 🆘 !!! Google has restricted Connecting Gaza’s email. They can no longer access any eSIMs sent to them, please DO NOT EMAIL any more eSIMs until they are able to figure this out. For the latest updates please follow their Instagram! www.instagram.com/p/C3Lnh3dNM1M/

Reasons to stay up to date with your COVID shots: -Boosts immunity vs newer variants -Lowers the chances of long-term effects if infected -Provides economic incentive for companies to continue developing updated shots in the first place

Today's warm-up: to my friends, colleagues and al those who celebrate, a very Happy Chinese New Year to you all!

block on sight, screencaps only, do not engage

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com another request (this one from me) for something from you in your handwriting to add to your list, pretty please. I know you have many! I know exactly where this one will be going (by my bibliophile definition tattoo & under where my Good Omens half sleeve will be).

How's this?

You don’t have to know how to code to make a feed — try Skyfeed! It gives you a control panel where you can build a feed. www.docs.bsky.app/blog/feature...

Zelda TOTK is my Game of the Year 2023, because it has this Spooky Statue Guy in it.

But he was STILL HUNGRY 🍎🪱

look what they took from us

"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic. Featuring ineffable husbands. 🐌

Wensleydale's collection of Wonders of Nature and Science is now in Aziraphale's bookshop :) #GoodOmens

Here’s a look at my 2024 Memory Jar inspired by the Year of the Dragon! A Memory Jar is a great way to remember the big & small positive memories that occur in your year. Write down the memory, store in jar, & at the end of the year you read through all of the memories you’ve saved! #pottery #art

watched a movie last night and drew a totally normal cook who is definitely not your evil dad

hello hello, testing embeds with this last sketch i wrote

some good merle and magnus keep-it-together faces from TAZGN6: The Suffering Game, out in about 5 months?! we're just gonna keep the stupid pixelation thing going because it is fun for me personally, thank you read.macmillan.com/the-adventur...

The trailer dropped for the Knuckles series! I got to storyboard on an episode before getting pulled onto Sonic 3, but even with my brief time on Knuckles I can tell it's gonna be some wacky fun. I hope you all enjoy the work the crew put into this!

i found a VHS at goodwill of an anime called Mighty Space Miners - decided to digitize it and put it up on Internet Archive! check it out, there's some neat design and animation in there archive.org/details/migh...

RIP

Morning stretch

So today I learned about Girl Scout Troop 6000, a Girl Scout troop entirely of girls living in NYC homeless shelters. I also learned that you can buy all your Girl Scout cookies directly from them on-line. Which I just did. And, if anyone else wishes to, can be done here:

I'm at the late stage capitalism. I'm at the gerontocracy. I'm at the combination late stage capitalism gerontocracy.

"Hey, did you finish those malaria-awareness posters yet?" "Sir, yes sir! Real fuckin' sexy, just like you wanted, sir!"

its rough the new job #GoodOmens lol do tags even work

have some more biblical angels. this one has azira has smitten Crowley by accident either by him or angels he was ordering

At PC Gamer we've been talking about how to convey the scale of 16,000+ game devs being laid off in a year, without forgetting that number represents individual people with their own stories. This is our first attempt: 16,000 dots, alongside voices of those affected. www.pcgamer.com/the-impact-o...

Possum every hour is on here too, I am at peace