😂😂😂

Context: People are mad because he said the death penalty and inhuman treatment of immigrants are not "pro-life" so they're just angrily replying at everything he posts

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

You can also now file an official claim on the website.

Hey authors, the official list of Anthropic works is available for searching. secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup

Whelp OMB just said on a GOP call and said mass firings will start in a day or two. Messaging is blame Democrats.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

and the thing is, green energy is our future! China is already outpacing us because they realize the shit works and is worth investing in! We’re being held hostage by a death cult who never moved past the racist black and white teevee shows meemaw had on the box set! It’s all so dumb!!

Look, I’m not gonna bang on this to promote my campaign, because odds are you’ve already seen my “please give me money since we live in a Citizens United world” posts, but this is precisely why I’m running for state office. These fuckers do NOT care about our Union, and we need to fight them.

Dr. Jane Goodall, who will be remembered as an advocate for animals and a renowned chimpanzee researcher, died due to natural causes, the Jane Goodall Institute announced. nbcnews.to/48bAFgj

And despite regular performances before live audiences dressed in flowing silk…..not a drag queen

The tabloid tv coverage of the Keith & Nicole split ("Was there a prenup??!!") just reminded me of the glorious days of Marriage Impossible on ONTD. The way Katie played that like an absolute boss ass bitch. Amazing.

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

i bet he has a stove. he could have taken a picture of his stove? he could have visited a store and taken a picture of a stove? he could have gotten a stock photo of a stove? he could have paid an artist to draw a stove? he could have found a funny public domain clip art of a 1950s-style stove?

why does this four burner stove have seven knobs oh yeah barro uses garbage "A.i."

A depressing but very necessary thread:

So which option are US farmers leaning toward? Let me put it this way: I haven't run across anyone saying "I'm thinking of growing something else" yet.

Anyway, here's what this all means. US soybean farmers have two options. Grow something else, or get welfare checks forever. There is no third option.

Happy Candy Corn season!

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get skynet

welp

2/2 He was active till recently when Quentin Tarantino commissioned him to paint the movie posters you see all through ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD. Thanks for the movie magic on paper, Maestro, rest well 🖤

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

This is on RFK Jr. and everyone who elevated him.

Yankees/Red Sox

Children are twice as likely to develop long COVID after two COVID-19 infections, compared with children who’ve only had COVID-19 once, according to a new study co-authored by a doctor at Lurie Children’s Hospital.

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

before and after hegseth's directive

As boats from the Global Sumud Flotilla prepared to set sail toward Gaza, a representative of Genoa’s Dockworkers’ Union declared that if anything happened to the flotilla, workers would “block everything.” When the flotilla was attacked, the reaction was swift: a 24-hour general strike was called.

Cook in a crock pot (add the tortellini dead last after everything else has cooked). Serve and cover in grated parmesan cheese. You're welcome!

1) 8 cups of chicken broth 2) 1 package of sausage--cut into small chunks 3) Heaping tablespoon of garlic 4) Heaping tablespoon of Italian seasoning 5) 1 teaspoon of lemon juice 6) 1 small onion--chopped 7) 1 large pepper--chopped 8) 2 10 oz. packages of fresh cheese tortellini

“Cruz was the sole objecting senator, who claimed without evidence that Wyden’s bill could disrupt law enforcement, “such as knowing where sexual predators are living.”” the White House?

Another blue screen classic from the Russo Brothers.

"A 19th News/SurveyMonkey poll" Chile, please. 😑🤨

So glad that I live in a state that is basically ignoring the bs Covid vaccine restrictions.

I’m tired of being so angry all the time

OMG this William G. Young opinion that just dropped (12:30pm) in AAUP v. Rubio. It begins with a postcard sent to Chambers and Young's reply card: "Trump has pardons and tanks, what do you have?" WGY: "We the People of the United States — you and me — have our magnificent Constitution"

After years of begging, they FINALLY let me into the Goonies!

regular reminder that "he wants" ≠ "he will"

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Since we’re talking Victor Newman remember that is not a man to play with, in Genoa City or real life

It’s still on mine.

this is no longer on my account. Bluesky is testing bullshit in the middle of the night and we all need to be prepared with backup plans because it censors posts - a bunch of posts I saw last night before bed, and that I can see now, were absent, I assume b/c the accounts were deemed inappropriate.

What is this bullshit? There are literally no laws where I live that require this @support.bsky.team - why are you lying?

This isn't freedom.

Spot the terrorist.

They are grift compatible

In four days, we could be seeing an unhinged event every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes. darth, we should witness a double event within seven days.

Post’s new opinions editor explains how they support Republicans and Democrats at different points … with interesting examples

Publishers would make bank if they reissued old school covers in a special line. This is a massive downgrade.