if your grandparents could be shipped out halfway across the world as canon fodder, you can be cringe on a street corner for 2 hours

Realizing that most of my bad moods stem from one particular Publix location that isn’t even my regular store 🙃🙃🙃 deli sucks, bakery sucks, produce sucks, checkout sucks. like… why even bother.

lowkey love her being like EYE have a passport bc I'm rich but what about the rest of y'all broke asses? I still know an unconstitutional poll tax when I see one!

Ok fuck Publix. This asshole at the deli gave me BURNT food. I asked him to please give my the ones that weren’t burnt, so he replaced them with greasy, burnt ones & quickly packaged it up. I said I was not buying them, and put the bag on the counter and walked away. AYFKMRN???

and remember the courts have said they cant force you to enter you pin but can use biometrics like face id to unlock your phone if you press iphone lock button 5 times quickly it will temporarily disable faceid

…if I got to your website by clicking a link in your email or newsletter, then YOU KNOW THAT!, so plz don’t ask me to subscribe when I land. I AM ALREADY SUBSCRIBED. You know this! bc you have unique ID characters appended to your URL in the email I clicked on!!!

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This is the closest I’ve gotten to completing Garmin challenges!!! Brb, gonna go get closer

Holy. Shit. OUP tells me the delay in paperback order today is because the first run already sold out! 🙏 to everyone who bought, I am so grateful. 🥹 The paper will be back in stock mid-April, ebook availability is being fixed. I spent 16 years writing this thing hoping someone, anyone would read.

Tho 3-player Mario Party works great bc the 4th is the computer, and we can all gang up on the machine and give the AI what it deserves: no stars, no coins, all Kameks.

My county library has started printing the value of the books on the checkout receipt. Brb looking up my property taxes to see if Smöl Boy can break even this year!

I successfully drank much more water today after finding that we have one 32-oz water container. my issue is REFILLS. I simply cannot fill a water bottle more than 3x/day. My usual is a 24-oz Camelbak

“Kid-friendly meals your whole family will love” and it’s cheese melted over corn in a skillet. Like I’m sure there’s other ingredients Under there, but YIKES.

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NEW: On Monday a judge said videos of recent depositions from DOGE members can be published online once again. The ruling is something of an about face for Judge Colleen McMahon, who originally ordered plaintiffs in the DOGE-related lawsuit “claw back” the videos they had published to YouTube.

The ✨content✨ they deserve

Education friends: I am looking for very young reader books that each focus on one particular vowel combo sound, like EE or EA or OU,… we found a couple, one is “oodles of doodles”, another is called “goat wants to eat“

I have a thing on auto-pay, and now they’re like “you have a balance, click here to pay” but now they’re duplicate billing me, and I’m extremely fucking annoyed. Auto pay means YOU run it FOR ME as the charges accrue!

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This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10 (IG: chasenbreulabradors)

NOT NOW, MOM! i’m busy lying to strangers on the internet

What these admins will never tell you is that the *courses* in these majors are often full. Students don't *major* in these fields, but they really want to take the classes. They use number of majors as a metric on purpose so they can achieve their cuts.

FYI Publix has BOGO lemon pound cake this week

Today in “I’m clearly on a ‘fuck with this person’ list”: Publix deli once again not having half my order in stock, said they tried to call me (no they did not! I even gave them my Google Voice number bc they haven’t been able to reach my regular), & Target gave me an OPEN package & only 1 of the 2

every cat owner fears one day being asked to read from a transcript of their own conversations with their cat in a court of law

lol once again (playfully) arguing with my boomer mom about how millennials don’t do updos w/ our hair, putting your hair up is for the gym, not for an Event. You only put your hair up if it doesn’t hold a curl. Also at this income level, you do not show that you put effort into anything

I can drive for 8 hours to a new time zone & body of water, and not even leave Florida

I have a new dream

I showed my dad (old white guy) the Afroman videos. He loves them.

Arguing online then meeting IRL.

I have had it with these motherfucking planes on this motherfucking snake

Sprung! Twice in the year, around the vernal and autumnal equinoxes, the sunrise shines right along Ingram Street, turning the Iron Duke, his steed, Copenhagen, and even his traffic cone hat into a shadowy work of art against the great doors of GoMA. Picture: u/Hoyerman68

lol greetings from Ongoing Disputes Between Limestone And Water

I find this completely believable. I’m on the top end of gen-Z but I find people in my age group and younger spot AI imagery instantly and it’s often taken as an indicator of corporate insincerity. Meanwhile a lot of older people I know can’t tell the difference and workplace management pushes it.

IMO people are used to ignoring faculty grievances, probably for valid reasons. But if you or your kids plan to attend a state uni, listen to the chatter from faculty senate. Bc by the time you notice, your state school’s cost of attendance is out of reach & the scholarships aren’t there for you.

Yes DEFINITELY save this, as Exhibit A to the Complaint

queso tequeños BITES?! omg. I need to order more than arepas at this place. But the arepas are just so good

Fun facts: if you try to highlight in black on Acrobat, it pops up a little dialog: “do you want to redact? Use the redaction tool, highlight will not delete the text”

Imagine a sports bar where all the drinks come pre-roofied

Love to have my trash baking in the sun for 3 days bc the hoarders on the other street continue to park unreasonably! Since I bought more recently, I actually do pay more in property tax than they do, too, so it’s extra insulting!

One of the things the Repository does not have yet, and needs, is a logo! Please drop your recommendations for graphic designers in the replies. I don’t have an idea for what the logo should be - I’m hoping to hire someone skilled in branding / concept work for businesses to help me find a design.

expertise is pain

...something unsaid is that it takes a fuckton of work, excellent judgment, a great grasp of the rules of evidence and local procedure, and a fantastic attorney-client relationship to make defending a frivolous suit even slightly hilarious.

One thing that AI evangelists seem to assume, particularly legal AI evangelists assume, is that the thinking and analysis is quick, and the writing is just tedious busywork that slows us down. But the writing IS the thinking and analysis. You work out the thinking and analysis by writing it down.

I really hope he wins. It's amazing that this case has gone this far. As a reminder, this raid gave us the delightful banger Lemon Pound Cake

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lol husband made the TikTok protein muffins, and they’re fucking terrible. We apologized to the blueberries; they didn’t deserve that.

it's cool when a legal thing happens because lawyers will quote a transcript with HOLY SHIT THE JUDGE BODIED HIM and the transcript will be like "there appear to be irregularities in counsel's filing"

I think I have heat rash??? lol I’ve lived in the South for more than half my life, and this is a first!