If you haven't done it yet, you should probably order new air purifier filters.

Re: LRT: very sincerely surprised that my sister isn’t involved in that, it’s somehow both exactly her scene and yet not at all but similar???? Like it’s the vibes, but her execution is a little different!!! Anyway, love it :)

AI has a massive image problem, especially with young people. What's the Anti-AI? Clowns. Yes, Clowns. Great article today in New York Mag's Vulture including Freak Nature Puppets, co-founded by my daughter Siena Jeakle. www.vulture.com/article/clow...

Please note the Bluesky microphone flag.

Chick-A-Lay. The fordest (forest). tomorrdow (tomorrow). Recess chicken (rotisserie chicken).

Your annual reminder that it is kitten season in Houston and you too could be a foster, helping to save lives! These kittens are currently at BARC and are on the euthanasia list. They need fosters by 1 p.m. tomorrow. 👇 👇 👇 rescuedpetsmovement.org/become-a-fos...

(getting convicted of a crime i committed) The government is being weaponized against me

If I was a buyer for Barnes and Noble I would sue this man for making me look like an asshole

My cousin is getting married! …in Turkey. while there is no possible way I can get there, i will celebrate here by eating Turkish food as much as possible over her wedding weekend

I got a little “we miss you!” mailer from my favs over at Adagio.com , it was 4 little single-pack samples of loose teas *with fillable teabags*. & I wondered how much I’ve spent with them since 2007. $1,204, not adjusted for inflation.

If you’re a writer, write “I waited” without saying it. After the court dispensed with oral argument, I spent months jumping at the sound of service emails coming in.

WAKE UP BABE THERE’S A NEW IKEA COOKIE FLAVOR

Trying to plan dinners for the last 2 weeks of school, & it’s turning into “Chick-fil-A menu speed run 100%”

“Beta, why are you hand-stitching anything??? Why don’t you just buy things that fit?” Because NOTHING actually fits off the rack! that’s the point! they are “close enough”! & in high school, my mom made me size up shirts until they didn’t pull at the bust, not a good look in the “baby tee” era!

Goodbye chocolate chips

Clearly have made some tactical errors lately, when I just ate a ton of very salty popcorn, and my Gatorade still states very sweet 😅

I keep seeing Zara recommended as a decent store for nicer clothing… omg I’m sorry but their website is fucking terrible, wtf is this

The unhinged irony of a malignant tech CEO telling new grads “Let me give you some advice: Listen.” as he refuses to listen to the booing raining down on him.

Me: add event Google Calendar: did u mean a birthday? An out of office? A task? Me: no I want an event, the only thing I have ever added on you for the past TWENTY YEARS Google: event? I don’t know her

…wait have people not been doing this with little drawings on a grid

A wild thing about aging is when you find a new band that is just SO GOOD and you’re like, “where was this band when I was in law school?!” And the answer is increasingly ”in elementary school.”

Ok I would love some simple-ish app games where I can replay the really easy intro levels. I loved those “hex sorter” games but they force you to higher & more complex levels, w/ no way to replay the simple levels (ads aren’t a problem, I disable cellular data & hop off WiFi)

i thought 💗Muffin had moved past her fear of random sounds, but her tags hit her food bowl a little too loudly just now, and she jumped ☠️

I’m crying. I asked him to send me a screenshot so I could use it in class and it literally says “Cocaine is a bad, bad drug”

My student told me he ran his paper through an AI checker to see if it would get flagged even though he wrote it, and it offered to “humanize” his paper by changing the sentence, “Illicit cocaine use is responsible for many potential adverse cardiovascular events” to “Cocaine is a bad, bad drug”

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

Smöl Boy & his friends are at the age (6) where they would legitimately be THRILLED to get a bag of rocks for their birthday

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

Urgent request for preferably in-person resources/support for an AuDHD uni student taking HRT in a trad Hispanic family in NYC. Student didn't say and I didn't ask what hormones---not my place to ask. I took student to Counsrling Center but, while amazing, they're overwhelmed.

Hi #birdsky any clue what type of bird this is?

My LS “class” page is re-posting all the “memories” from the last week of events, & I’m remembering that I didn’t go to a big one bc I had actually JUST finished the work for the degree a few hours earlier (everyone else was done for a week!), & I was NOT moving from my friend’s couch

A win for nerds everywhere

We passed a budget last year that closed a projected deficit to keep a balanced budget through 2028.

Smöl Boy & I are usually THE ONLY ONES wearing masks at *dr offices.* Like, his last appt wasn’t a sick visit, let’s keep it that way??? I took him to urgent care a week later & we also wore masks! kids are gross! Turns out he had strep! NO ONE WANTS THAT! I’m not high risk rn & I don’t want to be!

i spent 10000 hours online to prove malcolm gladwell wrong

My truth: unsalted butter simply does not exist to me. Every single recipe is like "unsalted butter" and I'm like "hahalol using salted but thanks." I don't adjust the other salt levels either. I'm a reckless rebel.

LIE ON THE INTERNET. TO EVERY APP. ALWAYS.

Hey do you like food & food safety? May I interest you in a 20-lb box of oranges, perhaps some cool peach hybrids, artificial turf, and/or not dying from dehydration? Go Gators.

Yeah not gonna get the all in one school supply box this year. Why am i paying 50% more??? last year, it was actually the same as buying at target/amazon, this year it’s $99 for $62 worth of stuff, including $12 shipping. lol nope

A lot of ppl in the comments here who clearly have never met a cat who is 100% a Floyd, Timothy, or Anne, or a dog who could only be a Michael, Henry, or Mitch

Wild Child Parenting: Is This A Bruise Or Just Dirt

I need pediatric dr offices to stop trying to confirm appts TWO WEEKS ahead of time. Bro my kid is 6, he could get sick 3 times between now and the appt

nah i think i need to hand letter the titles

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

it is my responsibility to make sure my children sleep 14 hours out of every 24, are served one breakfast, lunch, and dinner seated at the table safely at the same time every day, are not exposed to misogyny, advertising, or violent content that will give them nightmares, and wear tiny wool socks

Does anyone in #speirgorm know anyone who works in etsy ireland in ship street? There doesn't seem to be any way to speak to a human in the company anymore, and their automated review rejected my ID again, fully shutting down my shop that I've had for 10 years.

Boca. I didn’t grow up there, but I visited my grandparents there in high school & beyond, & so I had a lot of the same formative experiences that all my friends had LOL, e.g., the Festival Flea Market (R.I.P.), Mizner Park NYE

as someone with a book on the intellectual and labor history of economic thought out today, this is where chronological feeds make such a difference. i have no idea how to pitch that to The Algorithm, let alone on video

“why are they bringing back things from the 90s?” because people who were teenagers in the 90s are now between 39 and 49 and those people a) have money and b) are in charge of what comes back