I got a GameSir controller that holds my old Android phone, Dolphin the GameCube emulator works well enough on the old phone, and I’ve been playing WindWaker. It’s been a delight!

Developing a new hermeneutic: AI cannot create art or replicate the works of man but it can write code because code is outside the light of God

I got a little marble & metal bookend that looks like 💗Muffin lol how could I not!!! There was only 1, which is fine, there’s only 1 of her

Smöl Boy has now started acting like the biggest asshole ever after watching Bluey, and only Bluey. He loses his shit when it’s time to be done watching Bluey. Idgi, this is the only show where he acts like this. We just watched The Sign, so we’re basically done with the show (shh @ The Surprise)

trying to make this planner work but the layout is fucking unhinged. M | T W | Th F | S/S I have no idea what day of the week it is or where it should go.

Goddammit, Bluey making me cry again (“Onesies”)

HomeGoods has some awesome post-holiday sales, it’s a great time for cheap snacks if you like peppermint and caramel

oh this is the exact playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/2MH...

IF THIS IS THE FIRST POST YOU SEE TODAY LOG OFF AND GO BACK TO BED

…fiber to the home. Also I would like to fly my artist sister here, present her with large canvases, all my paints, and unlimited weed, and have her make me some large art

Trying diatomaceous earth to combat the ants. I cannot seal any more cracks in my house, there aren’t any reasonable ones left, I can’t get an ant-tight seal on my doors, this will have to do

Saw Debbie’s posts. fucking YIKES, man. maybe she will finally get kicked out, considering the country of origin of a massive portion of her voters

I’ve been awake for a while but only just now opened this app & I’m seeing now that was the right decision because Jesus fuck

County: “the parks are doing this program on these dates. what time, you may ask? ✨it’s a secret, you have to call the individual park to find out✨” Park: “thanks for calling. Our offices are closed. email us.”

polisci/IR friends, do you recommend any venezuela experts to follow? especially experts who are venezuelan?

Tbh kind of disappointed that my mom’s friend posted a new family photo alongside the “omg it’s a new baby” family photo from 25 years ago, BUT they didn’t reenact the original photo. come on, your actual-adult baby needs to be sitting on your lap! COMMIT TO THE BIT.

I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

This case is a bat signal for @badlawyerpod.bsky.social @jdotj.bsky.social @gokp.bsky.social

lol Smöl Boy and I have been working on powers of 2, so he can recite up to 4096 lol and he’s showing up the bigger kids at the playground

today is such a weird workday that even Muffin tried to go to her bedroom donut bed not her my-office donut bed 😹 she legit thought i was just going back to bed.

Sarah Michelle Gellar has finished filming the pilot for the Buffy reboot, and the gift she received afterwards is an adorable easter egg for fans.

If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free. consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov

lol, rescue lady w/ ❤️BB was fine with talking to my “pet rescue” aunt and I think my bestie. Pet Rescue Aunt was pleased with how I carefully prepared the “12 kibbles ground up in a mortar & pestle, sprinkled over wet food that had been microwaved for 5 seconds,” for, you guessed it, a cat

How much of the decrease in murder rates is attributable to the advancement of medical care/technology and increase in everyone having a cell phone to call 911 ASAP, such that a lot more people just survive the attempt? (I am asking this sincerely, surely this has been researched?)

…Disney censored “peeing on the curtains” to “scratching up the curtains” in the Bluey episode “Driving”

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

Yesterday, y’all taught me that it’s bad luck to clean on NYD. Objection, I’m not cleaning, I am PLAYING WITH CAUSTIC CHEMICALS, which happens to result in very very shiny metal, that some might call “clean”

💗Muffin paced and squeaked her evening away then curled up in the bed with us, our annual NYE tradition bc it’s cold AND loud (fireworks)

Coating my face in increasingly heavier moisturizers, ending with hydrocortisone in an effort to preempt the dry skin turning into something much worse

PROTIP: if you don’t want to stay up till midnight, choose a different country to celebrate New Year’s. It was just New Year’s in Greece, in an hour and a half it will be New Year’s in London. Watch the fireworks on YouTube, do a toast from bed an go to sleep early!

“but you know, it’s whatever” - me when something is actually deeply affecting me

It’s wild how much 💗Muffin looks like a tiny little greyhound when she’s got a fresh haircut. She’s allegedly 0% greyhound

At Law Dork today, I highlighted "four key lessons that we can and must take out of 2025." www.lawdork.com/p/four-lesso... As I did that, Trump announced that he was giving up on his National Guard efforts in states where the action is opposed by the state — illustrating all four of my points.

I was initially sad to see my old laptop go, bc it has an Active Pen, and it is SO FUN to play with. Anyway turns out the pen also works perfectly with the new laptop, so yah gonna keep the nvme m.2 & Win10 product code sticker from old laptop & bring rest of old laptop to a hazardous waste event

Social media isn't a great place for nuance or context, but despite that I want to take a moment today to talk about some of the things that made the MetroCard special in its day.

It’s the massive group effort.

💗Muffin has developed a little growth on her chest exactly between two nips, and I very much thought I had discovered that she had an extra nip and wondered how I had missed that for so long??? Nah, she’s just old, it’s one of those “old dog” skin growths, ❤️BB had a few

Still the one about “most eloquent defense of the first amendment I’ve ever read” bc let’s be real: any time you have to defend the first amendment, it’s bc someone’s saying some absolutely crazy shit

FINALLY got my order! All this was on my kitchen island for FAR TOO LONG but it looks so nice now! yes the turntables are slightly off-center

1-page comic

I unironically love this. It’s so distinctive

As we experience a huge surge of flu cases, a reminder that the widespread usage of masks at the start of the COVID pandemic wiped out a strain of the flu. If you haven’t been masking up lately, now would be a great time to restart.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

For having the wrong feelings about having a baby in early COVID era, which was more sad than lol, but it’s kind of funny now bc lol why are you coming into my posts to tell me anything, let alone about my own feelings??? I gentle-parented the commenter

BLOCK CHAIN BAR MITZVAH SPOOKY SCARY BOYS BECOMING MEN, MEN BECOMING COINS—

My cabinet inserts went for a little ride today! how fun for them!

I very sincerely love that my sister is the kind of person that sweet baby animals know they can trust. Little guys* keep rescuing themselves to her / she’s clearly a well-marked stop in the Cat Distribution System. * gender neutral

Kinda feel bad that 💗Muffin had to get a haircut the day before it got cold

Hi hello I have a LOST DOG! We found this young lady skittering across the street at around 11:00am today (12/29/25) near 6613 East Green Lake Way N between N 66th St and Sunnyside Ave N in Seattle! (Next to Green Lake Park)