I think Smöl Boy needs some help with reading, and idk how to help him??? He’s rocking tf out of math, but letters aren’t quite sticking. We read 2ish stories every night, and he just straight up refuses to read the really simple ones at his reading level.

90% battery remaining on my phone when I picked up Smöl Boy! I would like a medal for my focus today

Huh. I’ve been to 30 states???

OMG then she says keep the conveyance a secret!, what in the Real Property final exam question is this nonsense. bro just record it, she gave you the deed already, you paid 🦋21, good luck translating that to doc stamps tho

Unexplained itch from hell: do I see a dermatologist or a neurologist at this point??????? It will not go away. Always in the same area (Left arm). this is horrible.

Instant hot water on tap!!! i drink so much more tea AND coffee, bc I can easily make an americano and it doesn’t drain the espresso machine (& doesn’t get grounds in it). …and obv also the Breville espresso machine.

Hello! I would love to speak to women who are fans of Heated Rivalry, including those who are new to MM romance and those who aren't, for an article I'm working on exploring the genre's appeal to women. My DMs are open or I'm at juliacarriewong.11 on Signal and [email protected] on email

Hey #BeanSky it’s National Bean Day! All the best to the beaniacs, leguminati, etc.

Smöl Boy got a little game for xmas and he keeps losing, and yiiiiikes he is not good at losing. Time to continue his losing until he chills tf or over it. I told him that we aren’t going to “let him win,” he needs to get good as the thing & earn the win. “Learn it to earn it.”

Cars should not be painted any color of nail polish that I owned in middle school

Tasks are Zelda quests. You did the 3 big things, one of which was literally just talking to a guy? Great, now go do 9 separate tasks that are actually the same one, but different. Good job, now go redo 4 things.

A+ to 💗Muffin for her strong “freeze” reflex, it means that she can do the non-anesthesia dental cleaning for $200 not the “put you under” for $1000 at vet

I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.

@hoopladigital.bsky.social has ebooks and audiobooks of the #HeatedRivalry series btw, you don’t have to wait for your library/libby ⛸️♥️

Lmao monster pickup truck standoff in the parking lot of this white people fried chicken place, haha oh no they’re right by my car, oh good they drove away

i know everyone is understandably down on tech as an industry but i love CES as our global Stupid Gizmo holiday. happy CES day to those who enjoy gawking at the dumbest, flashiest gadgets

Our three Shakespearean ladies are doing amazing after just a few weeks with the wonderful @fluffandwobbles.bsky.social , who has a way with these shy types. No barn homes needed for these nice girls! Juliet is an absolute lap baby and Beatrice and Ophelia are continuing to be more sweet every day.

I have a Smöl Boy on my lap on the couch, and we’re watching HaxMan dig a well on YouTube. I need to do real work today. But we’re so cozy.

A lovely thing I saw in a fb group for lady lawyers: Anonymous Post: “how do I phrase my withdrawal letter to clients bc I need to treat my PPD“ Replies: “what area of litigation? text me, I can hold onto some of your clients” “text me, let’s hang out” “I’ve done this, I can send you a letter”

I got a GameSir controller that holds my old Android phone, Dolphin the GameCube emulator works well enough on the old phone, and I’ve been playing WindWaker. It’s been a delight!

Developing a new hermeneutic: AI cannot create art or replicate the works of man but it can write code because code is outside the light of God

I got a little marble & metal bookend that looks like 💗Muffin lol how could I not!!! There was only 1, which is fine, there’s only 1 of her

Smöl Boy has now started acting like the biggest asshole ever after watching Bluey, and only Bluey. He loses his shit when it’s time to be done watching Bluey. Idgi, this is the only show where he acts like this. We just watched The Sign, so we’re basically done with the show (shh @ The Surprise)

trying to make this planner work but the layout is fucking unhinged. M | T W | Th F | S/S I have no idea what day of the week it is or where it should go.

Goddammit, Bluey making me cry again (“Onesies”)

HomeGoods has some awesome post-holiday sales, it’s a great time for cheap snacks if you like peppermint and caramel

oh this is the exact playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/2MH...

IF THIS IS THE FIRST POST YOU SEE TODAY LOG OFF AND GO BACK TO BED

…fiber to the home. Also I would like to fly my artist sister here, present her with large canvases, all my paints, and unlimited weed, and have her make me some large art

Trying diatomaceous earth to combat the ants. I cannot seal any more cracks in my house, there aren’t any reasonable ones left, I can’t get an ant-tight seal on my doors, this will have to do

Saw Debbie’s posts. fucking YIKES, man. maybe she will finally get kicked out, considering the country of origin of a massive portion of her voters

I’ve been awake for a while but only just now opened this app & I’m seeing now that was the right decision because Jesus fuck

County: “the parks are doing this program on these dates. what time, you may ask? ✨it’s a secret, you have to call the individual park to find out✨” Park: “thanks for calling. Our offices are closed. email us.”

polisci/IR friends, do you recommend any venezuela experts to follow? especially experts who are venezuelan?

Tbh kind of disappointed that my mom’s friend posted a new family photo alongside the “omg it’s a new baby” family photo from 25 years ago, BUT they didn’t reenact the original photo. come on, your actual-adult baby needs to be sitting on your lap! COMMIT TO THE BIT.

I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

This case is a bat signal for @badlawyerpod.bsky.social @jdotj.bsky.social @gokp.bsky.social

lol Smöl Boy and I have been working on powers of 2, so he can recite up to 4096 lol and he’s showing up the bigger kids at the playground

today is such a weird workday that even Muffin tried to go to her bedroom donut bed not her my-office donut bed 😹 she legit thought i was just going back to bed.

Sarah Michelle Gellar has finished filming the pilot for the Buffy reboot, and the gift she received afterwards is an adorable easter egg for fans.

If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free. consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov

lol, rescue lady w/ ❤️BB was fine with talking to my “pet rescue” aunt and I think my bestie. Pet Rescue Aunt was pleased with how I carefully prepared the “12 kibbles ground up in a mortar & pestle, sprinkled over wet food that had been microwaved for 5 seconds,” for, you guessed it, a cat

How much of the decrease in murder rates is attributable to the advancement of medical care/technology and increase in everyone having a cell phone to call 911 ASAP, such that a lot more people just survive the attempt? (I am asking this sincerely, surely this has been researched?)

…Disney censored “peeing on the curtains” to “scratching up the curtains” in the Bluey episode “Driving”

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

Yesterday, y’all taught me that it’s bad luck to clean on NYD. Objection, I’m not cleaning, I am PLAYING WITH CAUSTIC CHEMICALS, which happens to result in very very shiny metal, that some might call “clean”

💗Muffin paced and squeaked her evening away then curled up in the bed with us, our annual NYE tradition bc it’s cold AND loud (fireworks)