He’s a vampire only with money instead of blood.

Don’t be so dismissive. Your party’s goal is to destroy things and you guys are doing a pretty good job.

This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month

The party of freedom is tracking your weight.

This doofus sold his entire Netflix position at $400 two years ago. It promptly tripled. I know because I didn’t sell my position and I’m don’t claim to be a genius Wall Street financier like he claims to be. I’m just a humble Stanford grad who believes Palestinian children have the right to live.

The day this gets tacky crap gets taken down I will feel like Iraqis when the statue of Saddam was pulled to the ground.

Attain?

This is all part of the affordability plan.

Bruce-mentum!

Why do macho southern guys always wear costumes?

Make a giant communion wafer and spin it in like a frisbee.

How on earth can anyone justify driving a Tesla?

I'm trying to imagine the get togethers as they created this the week before. Seems pretty professional. Were there dads there with sawzalls? Refreshments? Did a priest or two stop by? Teachers? Did they use a room at the school?

Please do a Ryan Murphy show about the company who plans these parties.

Cute!!

Cuties!

This x100. Converted Catholics are the worst.

Saw this on the sidewalk on my morning walk in West Seattle. Signs of the apocalypse or signs of a great night?

"The Tax Foundation, a nonpartisan think tank that often favors policies to reduce or simplify tax burdens..." Nonpartisan? www.barrons.com/advisor/arti...

Three votes for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social! (daughter, wife, me). Time for change!

I predict this doesn't end well and I know because I bought AAPL at $4.25

It's sort of sweet that he thanks us for our attention after he orders up possible nuclear Armageddon.

Lotta white people in that pic.

Thanks for helping America, slaves! You can always count on the good ol’ Wall Street Journal for objectivity!

Consumption is down, but surely it will ketchup!

I drive right handed and put left-handed, yet global domination of golf still remains an elusive goal for me… www.wsj.com/sports/golf/...

Did he receive a bad diagnosis at his physical? That’s the only thing I can figure. No way the rules would stop this guy. www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

"They're clearly challenged. They have not come up with any compelling offerings and they don't seem to have a strategy that's compelling enough to keep a lot of very high-end AI talent working there." Here’s a thought: AI is a scam and Apple knows that. www.reuters.com/business/app...

It’s absurd how Apple is treated like a kid who just started a lemonade stand. “I wonder if Apple still knows how to succeed” is the thesis of 90% of the articles about the company. They’ve been creating high margin products that the public loves since 1975!

Bruce Harrell is uninspiring.

Huh? “a charming showman in a crisp suit who has his personal story on speed dial.” www.kuow.org/stories/kati...

It's dangerous to mix the world's most powerful military with the world's dumbest populace.

All. Many times.

Oreo seeks efficiencies in the diabetes production sector. www.reuters.com/business/med...

This is the first reasonable explanation I have seen about this stupid ballroom idea. It’s a false front for a bunker for America’s own fuhrer.

This feels like a good story for a competent journalist. Do any of those exist anymore?

Three dicks and a penis costume.

Seen on the street in Burbank, California this morning – a joyful street artist beautifying a power box. All part of the Hellscape that is California.

All seems good. Let's do it!

Human speak: "He's batshit crazy!" WaPo speak: "the evidence is lacking..."

This seems positive, but what about The Epstein Files?

Why does my brain convert this scene into a bunch of brontosauruses and T-rexes standing around?

Now take a design test.

I grew up in Detroit but now live in Seattle, so I'm torn in this ALDS series. I remember all to well the miracle of '68 when the Tigers came from behind and beat Bob Gibson's St. Louis Cardinals. 57 years ago today, the Tigers scored 10 runs in one inning. It was glorious! youtu.be/_VqV9W6rOZk

Performative.

Trump should stop watching Fox and start watching Portlandia. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

Can anyone think of a single instance where AI has improved anything?

@amandahoover.bsky.social Authored a great article in Business Insider today on travel and AI. She did a fantastic job of outlining both pluses and minuses. Looking forward to future articles on the subject from her!

So Steven Colbert is out and Bari Weiss is in. Seems like CBS is heading in the wrong direction.