Now do JD.

Happy Independence Day tomorrow, July 2! www.forbes.com/sites/willia...

Seattle is clearly in freefall. No Super Bowl win since February, Mariners no longer in 1st place (Cal Raleigh is unlikely to hit 60 home runs this year). World Cup games about to end and number 1 GDP growth means the city can’t be ranked any higher. Will the horrible news ever stop?

Seattle continues to be a hell hole.

Apple announces higher prices and the stock goes down? Guys…their profit is going to increase. Today is a great day to buy Apple.

Severe weather alerts in Seattle....

Did he truly die or did his negative life forces simply show an irrational exuberance?

What are we doing here, people?

This is the best article I’ve ever seen describing Seattle: www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer...

If you wish me a happy Father’s Day before you wish me happy summer solstice I will assume you hate science.

Write it with algae on the reflecting pool!

Is there some office higher than President that Ken Jennings can run for? I guess Host of “Jeopardy” is it…

Why don’t they just call this “It’s OK to be gay?” Because it is. It’s OK to be gay.

When they say “hey Siri” at an Apple event, about 30 of my devices answer.

Current president. Past president.

This happened to me the single time I pitched in seventh grade. I was so bad that I called time out and had the coach come to the mound so I could ask to be replaced. I hit .650 though.

He has the body language of a predator.

We need more leaders like Scott Pelley. News professionals, scientists, educators need to stop acquiescing to the immortal power of the Trump administration.

CNN: hire Scott Pelley. Ted Turner hired fired CBS journalist Daniel Shorr in the early days of CNN and it gave the network tremendous credibility. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

I like the idea of special seating for nuns instead of the military!

Oh no.

His dad writes for the New York Times and his mom writes for the New Yorker, but Theo Baker is a “reluctant reporter.“ OK…

What is the point of a news story that focuses on right wing attempts to smear the family of a Democratic candidate with momentum? I’m so tired of MAGA setting the news agenda. Ambitious blonde Megan Kelly denounces ambitious blonde Jennifer Newsom for being too ambitious.

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Gas over six dollars in Seattle!

The word "finale" in the Colbert TV listing tonight really got me.

We lose Colbert. But in exchange we get a gilded White House, a ballroom, a triumphal arch, and a slush fund. The people have spoken!

AI has a massive image problem, especially with young people. What's the Anti-AI? Clowns. Yes, Clowns. Great article today in New York Mag's Vulture including Freak Nature Puppets, co-founded by my daughter Siena Jeakle. www.vulture.com/article/clow...

Keep your eye on Apple Vision Pro... asymco.com/2026/05/19/a...

Honestly, what planet do these people live on?

It is peak eugenicist tech bro to believe that the richest man in the world knows more than a panel of experienced scientists. The MAGA mind is so broken that it buys this dystopian logic.

How can the stories be about anything other than how weird the exact dollar amount is? These wacky, libertarian math freaks always pick a number that sends a message to their addled crew. The tech bros think it’s really funny. I think it’s a little sick. www.cnn.com/2026/05/18/p...

When I was at CNN I worked on the floor below Turner's office and apartment. He was around all the time. I never knew this was what his apartment looked like. I always assumed it was way more luxurious. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUIV...

Great article. AI Sux. www.personfamiliar.com/p/ai-humanit...

In 1926, 40 years before John Lennon compared The Beatles to Jesus, Zelda Fitzgerald made pretty much the same comparison to Ernest Hemingway, referring to Al Jolson, the 20s version of the Beatles. Hemingway‘s response was to tell Scott that he thought Zelda was insane.

Technically, the joke was about Trump. The joke was FOR Melania.

$1. 776. Definitely the work of a libertarian tech bro Elon Musk lover using dollar amounts to send messages about what fucked up nerds they are.

This well researched and nuanced article from The Guardian illustrates why it’s important for Americans to get some of their news from non-American sources. American sources are no longer objective. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

My wife, a Latina who was raising our daughters in the era of peak Tiger Mom, always referred to herself as a “Burrito Mom“ who believed in motivating our children by surrounding them with love. The two girls have become successful entrepreneurs, and two of our children graduated from Stanford.

We need more leaders like this from Stanford University, who believe in ethics and democracy to fight against the nefarious forces from that institution like Peter Thiel and the weirdos from Palantir. it.https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/may/18/big-tech-monopolies-democracy-mordecai-kurz

Fun fact: Anderson Cooper’s father was a protégé of, wait for it… Dorothy Parker!

It makes me sad to see the right wing outlook on life. They get their sustenance from denial and hate. Meanwhile, I see families thriving, eagles soaring and the Sonics returning. Seattle's doing OK. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

His superpower is that he knows firsthand how an imbecile thinks.

He kinda looks a little like uncle Charlie on the old “My Three Sons“ show…

This is a great idea but honestly, I just let Jimmy Kimmel wade through everything and tells me how batshit crazy at all is.

Silicon Valley bros are so tone deaf that they don’t seem to know that the public reads headlines about AI as they would headlines about expanding a prison.

AI sucks. Every human hates it.

This rerun of Trump is exhausting.

There’s a chance that he is wrong.

The week that Ted Turner passed away, I'm remembering the pearl clutching at CBS when he attempted to take over the network and was rebuffed because CNN wasn't objective enough.