If you're an Apple fan, read this about the Tim Cook transition. daringfireball.net/2026/04/anot...

This is just…not true. stocks.apple.com/At9CcpzZYQ5u...

Why did the dumbest people in the world have the biggest platforms?

This is how you do it folks.

And if Trump isn’t careful, here comes… A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER!

Only a true writer like Dorothy Parker could utter a phrase this accurate.

Quote from Dorothy Parker, 1950.

cc: @mayorofseattle.bsky.social

In a word… No.

It feels like members of Congress care more about their jobs than they do democracy.

So now MTG sounds like… The Pope?

If you can’t feel sorry for the world‘s first trillionaire, who can you feel sorry for?

Catholic here. My kids and I watch “Jesus Christ superstar“ and pray, after observing the vigil of Christ’s suffering. Performative piousness is one of the main things Jesus pointed out.

@macfarlanenews.bsky.social is a breath of fresh air. For the first time in a long while, I am actually following a real reporter instead of just comedians who can provide perspective and pushback on the agitprop coming out of Washington. Well done, Scott.

A gay guy from Alabama learns how to get along with people who hate him.

People don't spend enough time thinking about solipsists.

He is working his way toward a bolo tie.

Who on this list can say "fuck you" to a billionaire or AIPAC? That's your guy/gal.

A nation for the people requires truth. A nation for billionaires requires obfuscation.

It’s so easy to hate the New York Times. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

What must it be like to be a reporter and listen to this doddering fool lie all day every day? It must do something to your soul.

There's something about the pedantry of J.D. Vance that rubs me the wrong way. It's one thing to lie constantly. It's quite another to talk down to smart people as you lie.

It’s wild that we have a president who is plausibly so dumb and narcissistic that he had no idea all of this was going to happen.

Every day I open up Bluesky, do a quick scan, see his picture, say to myself, “nope it didn’t happen today.” Then I close Bluesky and move on with my day.

The militarism of the US world baseball classic team was sickening. Sports is no place for Trumpism. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

Trump is the boy who cried Wolff Blitzer.

He does, however, have considerable reflection off that chrome dome.

Dear AI: please don’t use the term “we.“ Love, Actual human beings

Clearly?

Old rich guy moves to warm climate.

Seattle conservatives are losing their shit over Howard Schultz leaving Seattle, but it seems to me it’s a pretty simple story of old guy moves to Florida.

Apple's new Macbook Neo appears to have a (v. cute) mascot based on the original finder design. I propose a smackdown with Microsoft's Clippy. Who's in?

This perfectly explains how America elected Trump twice.

Our society has lost the plot.

To be fair, he has also claimed that he is not an elf, and we can all see how untrue that is...

People are going to order the new Macbook Neo as the dinghy companion to their main Mac laptop computer. They're so cheap and cute, like a purse to match an outfit. 512pixels.net/2026/03/at-5...

Catholic converts are just a pain in the ass.

Wait. I thought Pam Bondi said pedophilia was OK as long as the Dow was over 50,000. Now what?

A group of men in flip-flops is never a good thing.

If you’re getting your news from Apple News, you’ve already lost. I recommend getting your news from Plato, James Baldwin, and late night comics.

Where do tariff revenues go? As you can imagine, the answer is the stupidest thing possible.

Throwaway quote: “The company will eventually have to bring advanced AI capabilities to its devices as the technology becomes necessary for various apps and services in the coming years, but we're not quite there yet.” What if the market doesn’t care about AI, or worse, hates it?

This is the new “the dog ate my homework.”

Patel looked like such a sad little wuss. Like when the high school football team manager parties with the team and they let him do it because his dad is a sponsor. Pathetic.

It’s never bad to have another reason to hate hockey.

To be fair, this fact does position him to be in charge of the nation’s health.

One month of a socialist mayor and Seattle wins the Super Bowl and will likely get a new NBA team. So far so good. @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social

A quick reminder that the whole Epstein gig was about eugenics.

Charlie Kirk worship is just bizarre.

Trump is like a kid who won the “Principal For A Day” auction and thinks he really is principal (unfortunately, he really is.) Predictable but still surprising.