Antifa is as real as the Rapture.

Also does Kimmel coming back mean the Rapture is cancelled, please someone tell me, I've having a terrible time keeping track of these things

OK, now let’s get Disney adults super mad about ICE.

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I appreciate that they've set a precedent for fireworks at funerals. I feel like that's going to come up again.

BREAKING: The Walt Disney Corporation is suspending Grogu indefinitely following the Mandalorian character's comments on the death of slain civil rights leader Charlie Kirk

Go get a Beau Johnson book before you can't. You'll thank me.

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

I’m going to put this even more clearly, EVERYONE who’s engaged in CK hagiography, choosing to treat him as something other than a virulent Christian white nationalist, is a racist and misogynist. Be mad at me if you want, but it’s still true.

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

😈🤝😇 #MoT 7.9.27

💙📚🩸FREEEEE! What are you waiting for? This is an amazing collection ⬇️

Sorry, I'm now told that Baby Yoda is being forced to donate to Turning Point USA and that in the place of this movie they will now air two-hour pyrotechnics-laden memorial for Hero of the Empire, Orson Krennic

Star Wars, about fighting imperial fascism and authoritarian control, brought to you by Free Speech Advocates, Disney *checks notes* oh no

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

Happy birthday, boss! Hope you don’t have to share your cake.

Oooh, here’s to hoping! Maybe The Talisman 3? 🤔

It took me a second viewing thanks to HBO Max, but I think I’m coming around on Gunn’s SUPERMAN. Maybe I was just in a better mood, or that I simply knew exactly what I was getting into this time around, but I found myself enjoying this way more at home than I did back in July at the theater.

1. IT 2. THE STAND 3. THE SHINING This was a toughie. 1 and 2 are virtually neck and neck at the top spot of my favorite King books, but 3 is where it gets hard. Depending on the moment it could just as easily be MISERY, THE LONG WALK, THE RUNNING MAN, PET SEMATARY, THE DARK HALF…

Great movie.

I guess the Rapture is supposed to happen this week and if so great, if that means a whole lot of righteous motherfuckers suddenly disappear and we finally get this place to ourselves, I’m in. Team Rapture. Let’s go!

I consent to all the most NSFW content people want to post. I can scroll past, mute, block, whatever I choose. We already have the tools, we can choose, that's the point.

Wait, stupid people think The Rapture is about to occur in a couple days?! WE ALL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS EVER:

It really is like Nixon live blogging Watergate and the journalism establishment saying eh, what can you do

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I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

people don't deserve to die for their ideas, but if their ideas were "people should die violently," then it's a little weird to be SAD when they die doing the thing they advocated for. like, no, this is what he wanted. you should be very happy he died--just like he would've wanted you to

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel https://theonion.com/bored-trump-spends-night-channel-surfing-for-new-shows-to-cancel/

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They put one of your men in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue. That’s how you get Capone. *That’s* the Chicago way.

Absolute Batman by Jae Lee

Feels like this has been a real long time coming.

JUST NOW: @aoc on the Republican Charlie Kirk resolution Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DOym49N...

You can’t be reminded of something that isn’t true. We’re not one nation under God—and never have been. These “monthly worship services” are a new, unconstitutional practice. No previous administration has so openly defied the Constitution.

"Because someone died, we have to take away your rights" -- the same pretextual rationale that authoritarians always use

Buy our books, get our politics Yes, it's fucking political. Everything's political

Oh shit! 😲

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Here's my review for Murder at Spindle Manor - a thoroughly enjoyable gaslamp mystery (and SPFBO winner!). fanfiaddict.com/review-murde...

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Not sure if it’s sold out yet, but if you get a chance to get your hands on a copy of Earthling Publications The Widows Of Winding Gale by @kealanpatrickburke.bsky.social - do it! 100 pages in- I can’t put it down, and it’s well on its way to being an all time favorite! #booksky

Yes bow down or be fired from your place of work. That began not with comedians but the mass purge of the federal government. Baby storm troopers seizing computers and all your personal data

While you still can, if you’re asking “who’s Sinclair?” John Oliver has you covered:

This is witch hunts and Satanic Panic. Not parallel. Not close. Exactly the same, with bigotry added in. They manufacture a moral panic to frighten people, to gain political and social power, and they don’t care about the innocence of who gets hurt. Monstrous. Truly, deeply monstrous.

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