one day i will post my cat less but not today

Few people have embraced the Himbo crown like Rob Gronkowski, post-playing career

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

She looks like Alyssa Thomas shooting a free throw

2001: A Space Odyssey is super problematic... that guy who played the monolith is all over the Epstein files 🫤

uh oh my sister got mad again Drink It Neat | NO ICE www.etsy.com/listing/4426...

Obviously these idiot tech execs haven't heard of Roko's Bigger Basilisk, a computer god who punishes people that help build Roko's Basilisk

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

The weird thing is most of the pro-AI people absolutely understand that it's not the same as drawing or writing a thing yourself, because if you told them you beat their favourite game by pushing a button marked 'WIN GAME' and the game played itself they would tell you that you weren't a real gamer

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Hitler's Vegetables

It's bullshit that Mr Blobby wasn't made Sir Blobby for his services to broadcasting

I have to admit feeling a kinship with Charlie Kirk. Don't get me wrong: his politics were dogshit. But, like him, every photograph of me looks like a photograph of a person you would use to make fun of that person

In stores this Wednesday ENDEAVOUR #2 from @dstlry.bsky.social by writing wizard @stephsmash.bsky.social lettering legend @tenapolitano.bsky.social colourist beyond compare Lee Loughridge and me at the drawing board. Sorry to flood your feeds but I worked my ass off to bring you this book :)

Pagliacci, I am Doctor Butt

You'd have thought they would learn this from the disastrous Billie Eilish book where it turned out Instagram followers did not, in fact, translate into book sales at all

Two Presidents stand in front of two doorways. One President cannot tell a lie while the other can only tell lies. One doorway leads to a National Park; the other doorway leads to a garbage heap. What one question should you ask either President to discover the correct doorway to get to the park

Here's what some of the new National Park Service passes will look like, starting Jan 1

Married couple leaving church to the peals of church bells aggressively tackled to the ground by Sophie B Hawkins trying to save their lives

I feel like the AI bullhorn has been turned way up over the past few days and I don't know if it's because everybody on here is more stressed about it or if we're getting close to the bubble bursting so the tech bros are freaking out

Can't wait for Gay Sopranos

I knew Skyrim wasn't for me when I sat through the long unskippable beginning bit, fled the dragon, then fell and died when jumping between buildings and had to sit through the whole starting bit again

Nobody deserves to die of AIDS and nobody has ever deserved to die of AIDS. (Roy Cohn deserved to be shot, but that's beside the point.)

World AIDS Day is a real bummer this year - the Trump administration has rolled back so much of the unambiguous good that the US was doing on that front, it's the first time in the last decade (even including his first term!) that it's felt like we're losing ground.

As soon as I say I work for Medicaid people immediately start telling me about their elderly parent's issues with healthcare, at which point I explain they're thinking of Medicare, which is for old people and is completely different than Medicaid, which is for low-income people

People like to give younger generations shit for being overly attached to tech, but everytime I see a play and somebody's phone goes off in the audience, it's ALWAYS an older person. Sometimes it's not even a phone call, it's an alarm! Like buddy, YOU SET THAT TO GO OFF and then didn't mute it!

I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.

Stephen Miller looks like a guy who would have a large collection of little shoes

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong this story delights me every year

I'm watching Red One and this may be the most cynical movie I've ever seen

It's Thanksgiving! Here's my late friend Pierce's favorite newspaper comic about the holiday, by the great Ron Cobb

thinking of her today

The Configuration For Christmas: a Hellraiser holiday special

Now do fascism

Trans Day of Wrath

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

a “Space Force”, if you will

Reminds me of growing up in Manchester

Never noticed until now that Everett True has big yaoi hands

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

SCOTUS rejected a bid by a former Kentucky county official to overturn its landmark 2015 ruling legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide, as the justices steered clear of the contentious case some 3-1/2 years after its conservative majority reversed abortion rights reut.rs/3XjD9Cu

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Looking at B&N's Criterion sale and wishing Vagabond was available on its own instead as part of the Agnes Varda boxed set... or Fallen Angels outside of the Wong Kar Wai set...

😂

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

I LOVE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WHO MIGRATE HERE AND PEOPLE OF COLOR AND GAY RIGHTS AND ABORTIONS AND SEX WORKERS AND VACCINES

Getting arrested for not paying my bill at multiple restaurants. SMH. How am I supposed to shit all over the parking lot if I'm not allowed to consume the restaurants' content? And of course I can't pay for it, how would THAT be a sustainable business model

"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain." This James Baldwin quote is hitting harder than ever.

Day thirty-one: THIS HAS BEEN A MONTH WITH A DRAWING EVERY DAY AND I HAVE BEEN YOUR HOST #artober #drawtober