This is going to be known as The Week That Never Happened. Totally broken sleep schedule due to sickness, sleeping the last few days in fits and spurts. Head clogged, cold medicine haze. This ride sucks.

Called in today too. Flag on the week, pack it in folks. Viral respiratory BS is kickin my ass. ZzzzzzzzZZZZzzz…

Sick? Yes, sick. It’s rampant in the entire building. Entering hibernation mode. 😭

It’s fun showing up and not being written on the schedule. Definitely supposed to be here tonight, so now I’m the favorite person on who gets bonus help. Haha

Oh good, I didn’t have other plans for my paycheck anyhow.

Rereading Old Man’s War 1-6 by @scalzi.com before book 7. I’d forgotten how much humor there was in the series! Remains awesome. Also working through books by @scrimscribes.bsky.social and @nicksnapeauthor.bsky.social . It’s such a wonderful time to be a book nerd. 📚💚

Full time overnights start today! Raise goes in Thursday! Let the era of many books and Switch games commence. I will also now be largely nocturnal. Don’t worry baby’s, I shall be The Batman and guard the night.

This song is still awesome. youtu.be/DBfTk6Unddk?...

The upside of social media the concept of the airlock. Done dealing with the annoying? Person said something reprehensible? Out the airlock you go. Blocking lets them scream into the cold uncaring void of space. If Iiiiiii continue to engage with it, I’ve made it a me problem. 👌🏻💚

The Elder Child and I both did hair and beard trims while I’m up for the weekend! He’s bashful though and doesn’t want to take a picture. 😂 This is the default look on my face and also exemplifies my life attitude.

Branded myself on the rim of a hot pizza pan yesterday. I was hoping for Spider-Man powers.. not sure what this will end up being.

It’s not even a question really any more. If I can pick the lady playthrough, it’s now my default. Hey let’s check out Star Ocean: Second Story R today!

Help, I’m being attacked 😂

🎶 My ghost Where'd you go? I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me My ghost Where'd you go? What happened to the soul you used to be?🎶 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4o...

(I’m traveling today so let’s do some music!) 🎶 It feels like something's off when I'm not depressed I got some issues that I won't address I got some baggage I ain't opened yet I got some demons I should put to rest I got some traumas that I can't forget 🎶 youtu.be/vhumOLNSSJY?...

Yakuza, never change.

🎶 This isn't love, this is a car crash This isn't love, this is a bloodbath This isn't love, this is a sentence 🎶 youtu.be/UUewXD4lLcc?...

Bluefacts.app + equally rated game. I’ll take that ALL DAY.

Plenipotentiary is a great word we don’t get to use enough. Top 5 word. #1 though? Ineluctable. It has amazing mouth feel. Just say it out loud to yourself now.

We’re at the Danny Fucking Trejo portion of Infinite Wealth. 😁 I’m never unhappy to see this man in anything.

YES YES YES. 🦾

You ever remember that something you’re excited about is happening soon??

Mine is because my mom married a guy who disliked humans except in small doses and spends all his free time in the woods. My kid’s is because I’m the “funny autistic” IT/gamer/book nerd and we’re notoriously irresistible. 😉😁

On a scale of “Eh, you can wait” to “It should have been your first purchase, fool!” - how are you folks enjoying DK Bananza?? 🍌🦍

My brain releasing stress comes up with D&D ideas. An intelligent magic item named Jim Halberd that the DM plays like Jim Halpert on The Office. Roll a D6 and lowest player roll is Dwight - can be the user of the halberd. #dnd #stress

I don’t usually share Sponsored things.. but this is really cool and Tis the Season.

Some good news, at the end of a ROUGH FUCKING COUPLE OF DAYS, both personally and professionally. Promotion signed, sealed, delivered.

I did quite well on my Lost Caverns of Ixilan box! A ton of good rares that I wanted, but a bunch of decent money highlights too. 😁

This is me, but too long for Bsky. My life is now a series of increasingly strange human interactions.

Do you like reading SciFi? Do you want to read more and find exciting authors you may love?! Application to help judge the next competition below. 😁 @spsfc.bsky.social spsfc.space/2025/09/19/j...

Some more @stephenblackmoore.com wisdom.

Today represents a victory over corporate bureaucracies. 😁 I got my offer letter after talking to HR. The Gemini silver tongue proves it’s worth yet again and I’m going to accept it.

This is going to be my first current gen iPhone and my first Pro Max. Ever. I’m excited. 😁

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

Hey WTF DoorDash?!

Listen, they were all on sale and in my defense, prominently advertised when I went to preorder FF Tactics. I’ll learn financial responsibility next year.

My roommate unfortunately got let go this morning.. so I bought him cigarettes, coffee, bacon, and ice cream. All the middle aged man comfort items.

This is the kind of personal humor I can really appreciate. 😀

My full time position promotion goes into effect the 28th, if I accept the offer letter. 😁. I should have that today or tomorrow to review.. but I expect I’ll like it. It’ll secure me for the overnight shift I wanted, anything else I do overtime is just gravy. It’s a damn fine day, friends.

Hey my bank has some alright hold music! Thanks for reminding me of this rad song at 9am. youtu.be/jpmiZ7zsHXY?...

I’ve made a difficult decision. Please support me in this. Out of all the places I could buy Final Fantasy Tactics, I’ve settled on the Switch 2. I’ll have the most opportunity to play it there. I’ve wrestled with this for weeks. 😂

STRAIGHT. UP. FACTUAL. Waiting for your life to be perfect before you enjoy any of it is a sure fire way to enjoying NONE of it.

I can usually say something nice, but yes - this alternative is always in the chamber.

Quote 5 things that make you happy! Erin, as always, is 100% correct. No notes, same list. 😁 🥩 Steak 👧🏼 Seeing happy children (•)(•) Fat tiddies 🎶 Music 🎮 Gaming/discussions with friends

Without looking anything up, rank these 3 in ascending order of size. Hawaii Japan New Zealand I’m just curious what people’s off the cuff response is. I don’t know the actual correct answer.

Just doing Yakuza things, like beating up cabbies that try to rob me in Hawaii with a bloody “massager”. Typical Sunday.

People keep trying to make me cry today.. My manager shakes my hand at the end of my shift today, “Cory, I wanted to tell you how good of a job you’re doing. Everyone in the building keeps saying how happy they are you’re here.” Thank you but wtf man! 😂😭

I’m considering getting a sticker for my badge, “This isn’t a Waffle House, but it could be if you don’t act right.” Just as fair warning. 🍳🧇👊