My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Leaving my job this time next week. Kinda feels surreal tbh. Hasn't set in yet lol

Use it or lose it is real and it is horrifying. You don't wanna do this to yourself. If your boss or your school is trying to make you do it to yourself, I wish I had some advice about recourse, because it seems wild that a lot of people are being forced to kind of give themselves brain damage.

Wemby has warped the entire sport around him. Absolutely absurd player.

Jim Grobe on Saddam Hussein's throne (read the caption)

The guy your wife tells you not to worry about when she realizes you can’t back a trailer

We are living through a Jim Crow-ification moment in Black representation, but it's happening much faster than it took to consolidate actual Jim Crow. For the democratic backsliding observers out there, race was always the beating heart of American authoritarianism—this was always how it'd go here.

Pro wrestlers make the company, not the other way around: aftermath.site/wwe-the-new-da...

This is the funniest joke ever made

Akira (1988)

One time Barry Bonds came into the green room of NBC Sports Bay Area and looked me dead in the eyes and asked, "Is the door to the garage that way?" and I looked like the kid. He got annoyed and immediately left to ask someone else.

Finally feel safe enough to post the Generation X Embiid video

Nostalgia is a poison and a prison. If you want things to be better, you have to be willing to crack your knuckles and shape your environment in that image, and that's fuckin hard, but those with power want it to seem unassailably difficult.

I decided to move Taz onto the island and it was a good idea

Happy May Day, y'all. If you couldn't get off work, I hope you do as little as humanly possible to celebrate!

I don't trust mainstream media anymore. I get all of my facts checked by the Adachi Cube

Off work for May Day yeehaw

I got laid off a year ago today. This week, I was cited by TMZ, New York Mag, the New York Post, the New York Times, the Daily Mail, Jim Rome, Pablo Torre, Fox Sports, Front Office Sports, Perez Hilton, and both Barstool and Outkick (lol) I think things are gonna be OK. FOIAball forever.

Nevermind

Current Mood #TrailsOfColdSteel #art 🌟

PENALTY GAME!

The security concerns have just gotten funny to me at this point. We're rapidly approaching a time when Microsoft will want me to give them my ID to use a computer lol

AEW tomorrow looks absolutely stacked. So stoked I get to see it live

I mean this is definitely gonna get dunked on but, like, what else do people expect em to do? There's no QBs available in late April lol. The Klubnik pick is infinitely more embarrassing than this because now they've paid extra picks for him to be a 3rd stringer and immediately get usurped next year

i'm currently getting mass cancelled on bluesky for simply having clear eyes a full heart and not losing. you cannot make this up.

HOLY SHIT

ESPN unironically teases a segment on the 22 year old Texas Tech QB who is headed to rehab for his gambling addiction and then tosses it to 5 minutes of NHL prop bets for tonight. I don’t what to say other than sports betting is a scourge and an epidemic among young men and needs to go.

Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger endorsed a constitutional amendment to automatically restore voting rights to people with felony convictions when they leave prison. State lawmakers passed the amendment and it will now appear on the state ballot.

I’m old enough to remember politicians & the media telling us that rich people were job creators and if we just cut all their taxes, everything would be great. Well we did it and they’ve …. built a big computer to take away all our jobs (oh and if that computer fails the economy will collapse)

Southlake Carroll wins the Texas HS BBQ championships, a real thing that exists.

ADFCDAHGDFAHJ LeBron causes a turnover and hits a three to tie it with 13 secs left

“Sonoran Magnetism” by Marc Maggiori, 2022

Lomu looks like the large best friend from a 90's sitcom where the live studio audience goes nuts when he says his catchphrase

The Rams took the Falcons pick then did something the Falcons would do (derogatory)

This draft is DRUNK

METAL SONIC

The conversations going on in the Pats front office rn:

Wake up you pancake eating motherfuckers it's draft day!

Smoked rack of pork with peach whiskey sauce. This is actually bonkers

this is fucking nuts:

KUMADORI from O-MENZ breakdance crew, everybody! #ddtpro 🤼‍♂️

My take on this is that most of us, statistically speaking, meet our eventual spouse at work at some point. The only reason anyone can't handle this is because they're gay. I get it's kind of new to professional sports, but if you ever want athletes outta the closet, you gotta learn to act normal.

toilet a at 1:30's fundamentals were a mess and it got exposed. not sure why anyone's surprised. you can't have footwork like that and expect to win in this league

Eric Swalwell will get exposed as a serial sex pest and literally be like "god forbid a white boy get a little motion"