i thought this was weird satire because it's such a nonsensical answer

hey man, groceries are expensive, this isn't what i voted for

Frames Janklin Ew Drallar

🎵Surly Dan the Gambler, he will gamble forever more🎵

At some you just have to cut him, right? Just can't turn it over in those spots

i don't enjoy the Lions playing the Ravens

Uh Martinez slipped because their field sucks?

Biff Poggi

i think i would've said something in support of Kimmel if he hadn't lost to Ted Cruz in basketball, i don't know if he can ever be forgiven for that

If McCarthy has a million haters, then I am one of them. If McCarthy has ten haters, then I am one of them. If McCarthy has only one hater then that is me. If McCarthy has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is for McCarthy, then I am against the world.

so is Parsons just allowed to line up offsides or

omg he might've hit the ball out without touching him at all

Samson : Hair :: Gibbs : #26

what is Cardale doing with all these stickers on his helmet? he's had one game with more than 10 passing attempts, what do the stickers even mean?

it feels crazy that the announcers and rule analyst call that targeting when it seems like all of the contact with his head was him hitting the ground

Me just when all looked lost at the Petranaki Arena in the beginning part of the battle of geonosis

Balding, fast, and unintimidating physique? i think we all know who this is

man must've been a pretty special team to stop the 2019 Duke team from even making the Final Four

Jalen Green every time someone says that Houston didn't give up a lot for Durant

the plan? give everyone nukes so no one goes to war with each other

thank god for Caruso being like a month older because otherwise the entire roster would've been younger than me

jesus christ why would you show that in slow-mo again

oh no... that's what no one wants it to be

just need to get priests doing this in the back of courtrooms to guilt people into quitting

if I ever send you this, i'm just letting you know that I'll be ready

watching Andor like:

seeing Jalen Williams pop up immediately after falling directly on his ass makes me miss being young and invincible

all dogs are boys, all cats are girls :: all high-hipped NBA players are offensive players, all low-hipped NBA players are defensive players

feels like scrambling to get SGA the ball with 10 seconds left in an iso against a non-mismatch isn't great offense

i feel like karma would just give a tech to Toppin,

hey look a national stage for my "i definitely thought Ben Sheppard was white" tweet

I think my manager meant to send me a crossed fingers for luck emoji but sent me a 🫰and I hope he made a mistake because otherwise he's more hip and knows what's up more than I do which would be a problem

not even getting a point in overtime, who does Sinner think he is? 2015 MSU against Wisconsin in the Big Ten Tournament?

the position of goalkeeper feels like talking about voting in that you can't say "being a goalkeeper sucks" similar to saying "your vote doesn't matter" because at a large scale you need GKs and voters but at a singular level: no, don't be a goalkeeper and no, your individual vote doesn't matter

so what you're saying is the question of whether a university is a football school or a basketball school will finally be quantitatively answered

couldn't be me spending my Friday night overanalyzing Van Helsing (2004) using the same clip of Hugh Jackman running twice within the span of 4 minutes

i think with annual events my brain just ends up making the same awful jokes

It's so much worse that he went out of his way to say this rather than it being the answer to a question

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AI is useless example #324

i'm no medical professional but hamstring feels like one of those things that you legitimately can't just play through and also something you can absolutely make way worse

Constanze Mozart:

crowd: "REF YOU SUCK, REF YOU SUCK" me being a really insecure ref whispering under my breath: "no I don't, no I don't"