[just making shit up voice] on The Continent this is called The Digger’s lunch

reboot as a Culture series. just take that budget and make something about The Culture.

Guy who just wants a compilation of his favorite tiktoks and movie quotes played at his funeral. The casket is lowered into the grave to the sound of the bird that sounds like it’s laughing, and then the priest makes the sign of the cross, and says “I bet you do, Panama Red”

lol wait the Pitt is just Doctor 24???? Does a bobcat show up??

You know who never got a presidential pardon? Henry Kissinger. Have some faith in the system already!

Landed in Chicago, it’s bullshit they make you go through TSA again for your regional connection. Have I not been through enough!!!???

perestroika as a concept is abusive, racist, and colorist.

Legendary producer and child molester Afrika Baambata is dead. Accountability of a kind I guess. Memento mori, and be the kind of person you never have to lie about.

My theory is that there’s a forthcoming Article that approximately 50 Americans will read in full that has prompted the First Lady to proffer a strategy that 10 of those Americans recognize as a Slavic Suicide Threat

This is a post about art and criticism. Every day you go out and you want to talk about desire and meaning, and every beetle you meet is like ARENT THESE BEER BOTTLES SO FUCKING HOT?!

Grabbing the handle on the little WordArt L on the screen and dragging it so it becomes huge for absolutely no reason

Frank Zappa was a sober suit dressed up in a hippie costume. I have heard exactly 1.3 of his songs and I know this. He was a small business tyrant through and through.

If you sit by the river long enough you get to see what happens. That’s it, just sit there and be like “huh.”

Just bought this, you should too

Power Word You Actually Like This Shit requires a saving throw against mortification damage

Power Word Oh Man That Is NOT For Me deals 1d6+1 damage per spell level, with an advantage on rolls against Enthusiasts

you don’t know what you got til it’s gone

This was me hearing something on KRUI in the 90s, and going to a phone booth to call and ask what that song was. Four I can remember: “Da Funk” by Daft Punk “Girl at the Bus Stop” by My Drug Hell “Aural Exciter” by Hanuman Care Kit “Fingerpops” by Garageland

“Cram it, dork”

Spring Arbor, MI

Water3 is the Sex2 of hydration

My uncle is a bigwig out at Walter Reed and he said Trump’s belly button went outie and they have to hook him up to the hydraulic press they crush stuff with on YouTube to fix it

Up to about 25 LPs and 7 or 8 45s, cutting myself off from any further digging on this trip

Vermut cocktails the oranges and olives, BCN you crazy

I’m a pro-bedtime leftist (Bed Stalin)

Semana Santa brass band music the greatest brass band music ever, I’ll fight you over this

I have found myself on Arabic rap battle TikTok. I prefer Al Arani but Akram has his fans as well

Buddy keeps marveling at the inescapable presence of tacky tourist shops in AMS/BCN. “Do people really buy that?” he asks, gesturing towards the I ❤️ DILFS shirt. The world is mostly dorks, man. Dunno what to tell you, the dorks with bad taste have scored an eternal cultural victory on us.

My buttholes eating good this week

“You fuckin dorks” sounds like having a death sentence read out when Aesop Rock says it

A lot of people making fun, but if heroin was legal I would expect my Heroin correspondent to be a hardcore toothless junkie so I think this makes sense.

At the Van Gogh museum, getting huemogged by a colorcel

This is how Rahm Emanuel covers up a child’s murder:

mfw

It was sunny so I’m squinched up but Amsterdam is awesome, homeboy is loving it

Ij things

Amsterdam we are in you. View from the breakfast table.

Guy who blew out one asscheek trying to moonwalk

Only in NYC!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

It’s my birthday today, I am fifty. It feels alright.

MTV Unplugged was a really funny concept. Everybody suddenly needed some of that sauce that Tesla cooked up.

Worshipful of the roots, and extremely fine craftsmanship

PROGRAMATIC CHOPS, people!

Leaving for Amsterdam and Barcelona in three days for the Boys 50th Birthday trip and I am so prepared. Best friend going with me has never been over there, and I am extremely stoked for him.

imagine if you will, a magician: the mysterious jeremy

On the one hand knuckle tattoos are cool, on the other hand they're dude

I think Hasan Piker is about as antisemitic as Brace Belden or Felix Biederman or Adam Friedland is, which is really a problem nobody is going to help you figure out, and I don’t think you’re smart enough to figure it out on your own.

Day of the short knives (knife not long enough to stab god)