/Kiwi Accent "Victor Wembanyama. Wemby."

More turnovers than a Lutheran bake sale

Always so funny when a dog isn’t food motivated. Oh what’s up, are you in graduate school, dog? Did you get into meditation? Rich inner life?

[guy trying to get laid in 2026] uh yeah I have to use Cursor at work for coding stuff but I never say please or thank you

This feels like an easy win on Kalshi or whatever if you bet that it won’t be taken down.

Boards of Canada voice: Boards of Canada

“Jardience” is something Q-Tip would say a woman has on his first solo album

ahhhhh youtu.be/OilrnxdK1WM?...

We were like the 20th US city to do the “take an iconic local character and let businesses commission a custom painted statue of them” thing and the Herkies all sucked and everybody loved being a third tier imitator city

My desire to be ensconced is none of your beeswax bud

I got sick real quick after work which sucks after a long week, but on the other hand check this fella lurking outside our fence by the garden.

His name was Rob, he had a real funky concept

googling “how to enjoy date night with wife in a way that also makes clear that what the president is doing is Not OK”

Bosses been working me like rented mule this week. Going out for dinner and then some whooping at the @padleydan.bsky.social show tonight. This will fix me.

they are Siblings now

The idea machine is complete under our current political economy. You must change the material conditions that ideas originate in, because we have exhausted the possibilities that exist currently.

Didn’t know @murderxbryan.bsky.social was in Philly

Season one Law & Order ep that just came up has Philip Seymour Hoffman AND Samuel L Jackson

One good thing LLMs have done for us is increasing the number of people suffering from paranoid delusions posting on r/legaladvice

What if he was named Jack Comforts and his band was Sweet Beat Manifesto

Meat Beat Manifesto

catfishing.net #687 - 7/10 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐈🐟🐈

Took mom for a drive, then picked up her yarn and groceries for the week, and some tacos for lunch. Set up her new bluray player for her Stories. Then to Earl May for a gift card for MIL and a hanging plant for stepmom, gassed the car up, then to dad and stepmoms to drop off the plant.

Just put on his jeans and they are TIGHT from the dryer

putting a napkin over my head and consuming grogu like the ortolan bird

Drone footage of a guy going out to his mailbox, noticing the drone, opening a package and using the gun inside it to shoot the drone

Cory Booker gets mugged every time he goes on the internet

Could you try not to kill me by being cute while I’m working, dude? Could you do that for me?

The family got one bigger yesterday, meet Dew Drop, aka Dewy, aka Dewbert Dumphrey, aka The Dewd, aka Dewfus, aka Gruesome Waggin Dewsome

Strawbs got tucked in last night

Burial - Temple Sleeper

One thing that technology definitely improved was vaping. It used to be a huge gadget you had to tote that might leak toxic juice all over sometimes, but now you can have all the addiction but maybe 50% less death chemicals and it doesn’t smell nearly as bad. It’s smoking for cowards and I am one.

Wait what

HASAN PIKER STRUGGLE SESSION DAY 29: AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE

look how me big, look how me sexy ME HAVE THE BODY, YES ME HAVE THE BODY

Oh here comes the rain. I am freshly showered, biked, pinted, roasted and lotioned. Rest of the night is just easing myself and glide.

Biked up to the Hilltop for trivia and the new bike is dreamy

This is a phase you’re supposed to get through in fifth or sixth grade, what is going on with this dude

I saw When The Wind Blows much younger than I should have. Orthagonally, read Infinite Jest too young (before age 35)

[just making shit up voice] on The Continent this is called The Digger’s lunch

reboot as a Culture series. just take that budget and make something about The Culture.

Guy who just wants a compilation of his favorite tiktoks and movie quotes played at his funeral. The casket is lowered into the grave to the sound of the bird that sounds like it’s laughing, and then the priest makes the sign of the cross, and says “I bet you do, Panama Red”

lol wait the Pitt is just Doctor 24???? Does a bobcat show up??

You know who never got a presidential pardon? Henry Kissinger. Have some faith in the system already!

Landed in Chicago, it’s bullshit they make you go through TSA again for your regional connection. Have I not been through enough!!!???

perestroika as a concept is abusive, racist, and colorist.

Legendary producer and child molester Afrika Baambata is dead. Accountability of a kind I guess. Memento mori, and be the kind of person you never have to lie about.

My theory is that there’s a forthcoming Article that approximately 50 Americans will read in full that has prompted the First Lady to proffer a strategy that 10 of those Americans recognize as a Slavic Suicide Threat