clarence
@clarencejohnson.bsky.social
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I’ll be coming home, wait for me Iowa City drumbeats.bandcamp.com | selecsound.bandcamp.com
ARE YOU STRONGER THAN A FIVE YEAR OLD ALGORITHM? COULD YOU DESTROY A VERY YOUNG ALGORITHM AND FEEL ONLY SATISFACTION?
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Dustin Ragland
2 days ago
just drums going into Roar and then Corpus and being controlled in pitch by MIDI clips with follow actions
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You KNOW I got babymouth and you keep making the yogurt SPICIER AND SPICIER!!!!
3 days ago
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The end result of all of this is the internet isn’t a place for decent people; you won’t stop AI, you’ll just stop wanting to be here
3 days ago
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How it looks on IG vs how they’re really living
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3 days ago
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Being a politician has to rule; you only gotta work for the highest bidder, but you get to keep every losing bid too.
3 days ago
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Can someone who understands the postal service tell me if the means they’re going to send me my package or no?
5 days ago
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Every wolfpack got that one homie carrying a torch for the Brown sisters of Chatham, MA
10 days ago
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Remember Popehat? That guy really had a Journey. RIP, weirdo.
10 days ago
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Woke up thinking about the first software I ever used to make music on a computer, Music Construction Set for the Apple II. I was very young and didn’t know shit about what I was doing.
10 days ago
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Saying a swear word is the Democratic version of “thoughts and prayers”
11 days ago
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completed a remix for
@cornwarning.com
yesterday and picked up work on the album today. Probably out this summer or fall? Also have another selec EP simmering and an ambient EP that needs more love, but it’ll be a good year.
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Biggest lesson I am taking from 2025 is that the schlock and slop of previous eras was held to a much higher standard than what we get today. Listened to five Dick Francis novels in the last week and these disposable Horse Capers were real treats, and had genuine soul and depth.
19 days ago
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chaircrusher
20 days ago
@clarencejohnson.bsky.social
is the most sampledelical producer I know. 45RPM surface noise is the utility infielder on his team.
#HipHop
#TripHop
#CopyrightCriminal
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Sweet Livin' 45s vol 1, by clarence johnson
33 track album
https://drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-livin-45s-vol-1
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beat tape is out now!
drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...
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22 days ago
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Macey (egotrip hiphop)
28 days ago
Back on the Egotrip trail this afternoon. Join me at the usual time of 5pm gmt/midday eastern for the dopest boom-bap you’ll hear anywhere in the world! VDubRadio is where it’s at 👇👇👇👇
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29 days ago
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The DIY gift I am assembling to give out to friends is a kit, but puts every Fancy Hot Cocoa or whatever crafty kit gift that has ever existed in the shade. I have transcended from being a high level gifter to The Giftlord with this one. Probably 2$/unit too.
about 1 month ago
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Unless you have a plan to hit those focus group members with your car, why are you showing me this? Go jerk off in private!
about 1 month ago
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Tough week. My wee beloved dog passed on Monday, taking my mom to the Doc for the come to Jesus talk about not driving this morning. Your boy is okay though. Life will teach you to cling to the things that will keep you afloat if you listen well enough.
about 1 month ago
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RIP Tito, you were a little king
about 1 month ago
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Seeing something on your phone is the lowest form of perception, barely more legible than feeling like a bug might be on you
about 1 month ago
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This is one of the great blessings I count for this year. This wasn’t on the internet in any form or fashion, and it’s so beautiful, and you deserve to hear it.
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about 1 month ago
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Green Tabasco sauce clears the red on every angle, but the red is their flagship, make it make sense
about 1 month ago
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Chicago we’re here and we like it
about 1 month ago
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It was a real miss that they didn’t call them tops, bottoms, and side to sides
about 1 month ago
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NOT IN MY WORLD/NOT IN THE WORLD I’M LIVING IN has become a call and response in our household
about 1 month ago
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Progress bar update
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about 1 month ago
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Huge L for dewy fresh lovers of decrepit dick today
about 1 month ago
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Margaret Thatcher was a lot dumber than people give her credit for
about 1 month ago
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When the bebes hear oxytocin is on sale
about 1 month ago
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It’s Bandcamp Friday! Do you like beats? Did you hear Endtroducing or Dummy at a formative age? Well here you go friend. FIRST, I put out DOUBLE MASK, an EP about our political culture
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DOUBLE MASK, by clarence johnson
9 track album
https://drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/double-mask
about 1 month ago
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Midway through season three of Wings and we’ve hit a legendary patch of episodes. Fogged in/hypnosis, the golf trip, Frasier Crane crossover, “But I wanted to go to Las Cruces!”. Just banger after banger.
about 2 months ago
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Thoughts this morning: can computer vision tell you are wearing your tee shirt backwards? How long until it can tell? How long until an anthropomorphic robot can pull its hands inside its sleeves, rotate the shirt, and put its hands back into the sleeves? Small indicators.
about 2 months ago
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The Mannheim Steamroller Christmas albums are still legendary sessions. The mulled wine flowed like a river, they had fresh bells being shipped in every day, and some of the elves couldn’t have been more than 200 years old if they were a day. People got lost in there. Lives were changed.
about 2 months ago
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mono2STEREO
about 2 months ago
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Five years ago we ate turkey in a garage
about 2 months ago
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made beats all day today.
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about 2 months ago
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THERE ARE DOZENS OF US
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about 2 months ago
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Vintage Obscura Radio
about 2 months ago
Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991)
https://redd.it/11c5gjs
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
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Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991)
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
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Accused my polyamorous friend of being a Loverman last night
about 2 months ago
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I Heart Noise
about 2 months ago
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james Brown - Escape-ism (complete take)
YouTube video by FUNKTASTIC GROOVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8UELu8b_0Y&list=RDb8UELu8b_0Y&start_radio=1
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HALL AND OATES HAD THE FAKE PATOIS
2 months ago
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🚨we have our first twenty dollar box Certified Heater🚨
www.discogs.com/release/1504...
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2 months ago
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Jim Reeves really wrote a song about calling and asking a lady to kick her boyfriend out so they can have phone sex
2 months ago
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She Abraham Martin On My John Until My
2 months ago
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Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing this week
2 months ago
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But maybe…?
2 months ago
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Don’t really tend to have the phone handy in those moments.
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2 months ago
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