Met the homies at random

Big Lettuce wants you to shit all your Patriotism out

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

Working too much will have you feeling hateful for just being alive

Movie idea: Journalist With A Gun

The lion does not care for your posts

This is ridiculously cool in a way you don’t see shit being cool a n y m o r e

guy with 2015 twitter account named mangamoud animedinejad swerving off the road

I just am really skeptical about the claim that Hoyt Axton never went to Spain. I think that’s something he said for tax reasons.

Need a phone case that bears dire warnings on it like European cigarette packs. THIS DEVICE IS KNOWN TO CAUSE POOR SELF IMAGE, GAMBLING ADDICTION AND CRINGE.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, so I’m going to keep it under my hat for now. Let me know if you need to hear it and we can DM to discuss.

Biked out to a block party at my buddy’s. Lots of food, a billion children, perfect weather. Couple beers and a shot of Malort and a puff and your boy is maximally gentled down.

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

I saw someone describe the Empire State couple as looking like a 90s euro house act, and I've had "LIFE, IT NEVER DIE..." stuck in my head ever since

He’s got no reason to be humble

Frankly I think this makes them a national security threat.

Caves of Qud

the supreme court is singularly focused on being evil and making everyone's lives worse, seems like a bad part of government to have

The Veiled Prophet would be misinterpreted as a Santa Claus character, but its true origins are as a Ku Klux character. He was a direct response to the St. Louis Commune — an interracial show of force by the city’s workers. www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/how-...

This is getting to the real crux. Same concept applies to the insistence from Zuckerberg that we don’t have enough friends and should have AI friends to substitute for real connections and the messy, human work required to sustain them.

Garden Tour today, always love to see the backyard train.

Saw this guy on r/bald and brother it is time to let it goooo

heaven is nothing but bites youtu.be/CAoNiLoPtwk?...

It’s going to be coupons for AllFood, the pet food you can eat too!

Uh…vote pink one in the stink, is that anything

If some asshole with no posts, no displayname, no av, no banner, and no followers says something stupid who gives a shit. Why are you reposting it to show everyone how dumb they are? We know they're bad by the state of their participation already. You dont need to shit the place up by spreading them

I think more DJs should take care of their elders and drop Born Slippy into their mixes

Another spin of this one from @waveform.observer today while I was running Mom errands and feeling like I was either on the way to murder an enemy (the enemy: my mom’s grocery list) or be murdered by an enemy (the prices at the grocery store). End to end, this one is golden.

been digging into this amazing mix from my new mutual @clarencejohnson.bsky.social, which is comprised entirely of bangers from a random box of bargain 45s. styles are across the board but the whole project gels beautifully. sleep not my friends

Been listening through bandcamps of people I follow on here who I’ve overlooked. If you’re into beats like I’m into beats, check out @waveform.observer ‘s Kiba Tape. Masterful stuff.

“…I know it is in Swindon, probably in Stoke-on-Trent—that says, ‘knick me mobile, shame on… shame on you.’ knick me—you can’t get knicked again.”

Late nite Labi hits right

This man is a menace.

Dew Drop/Dewy: Dewfus, Dewber, Dewford Lamar, Dewdew, Diggy Smells Jade: Jadey Baby, The Cream Puff Tough, Her Majesty

New Patch: ~Failing the “Labour’s Love Lost” will fail the main quest ~Lady Liz Truss and the Archlich Iron Mags are now the only romanceable characters ~All extant factions quests are failed, and Reform and Tory faction quest lines are now open ~Sir Kier can no longer use Red Notice spell

Always very pleased to get a piece by friends and buddies into the permanent archive @cornwarning.com

Referring to my wife’s chicken salad as a “sumptuous conglom” because sex with a beloved partner is overrated

you wish you had this swag

Havin a lager with Broin downt the pub last noight, he says hes new stuff isn’t even got any music on it, its airport noises he says. What a lark that one.

I fucking love science bro. Isaac Nuprin was one of the best to ever do it.

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

BORN 2 LURK FORCED 2 POST

This is why you never, ever go into business with the House of Saud

Douthat is the Charlie Brown you prevented from having hoes

We are crowdsourcing the AI godhead folks, get on board! This can only end well!

Stopped clock moment

[David Byrne, Texan] this here’s my beautiful house, and this lil lady’s my beautiful wife

The Most Phone Addicted People In The World have a plan to help teens on the Internet, it’s very clear and straightforward, and the most important thing is to do nothing at all. Boil them. Cook their brains constantly. Get them hooked on gambling and snuff videos. More sauce on those piglets.