ARE YOU STRONGER THAN A FIVE YEAR OLD ALGORITHM? COULD YOU DESTROY A VERY YOUNG ALGORITHM AND FEEL ONLY SATISFACTION?

just drums going into Roar and then Corpus and being controlled in pitch by MIDI clips with follow actions

You KNOW I got babymouth and you keep making the yogurt SPICIER AND SPICIER!!!!

The end result of all of this is the internet isn’t a place for decent people; you won’t stop AI, you’ll just stop wanting to be here

How it looks on IG vs how they’re really living

Being a politician has to rule; you only gotta work for the highest bidder, but you get to keep every losing bid too.

Can someone who understands the postal service tell me if the means they’re going to send me my package or no?

Every wolfpack got that one homie carrying a torch for the Brown sisters of Chatham, MA

Remember Popehat? That guy really had a Journey. RIP, weirdo.

Woke up thinking about the first software I ever used to make music on a computer, Music Construction Set for the Apple II. I was very young and didn’t know shit about what I was doing.

Saying a swear word is the Democratic version of “thoughts and prayers”

completed a remix for @cornwarning.com yesterday and picked up work on the album today. Probably out this summer or fall? Also have another selec EP simmering and an ambient EP that needs more love, but it’ll be a good year.

Biggest lesson I am taking from 2025 is that the schlock and slop of previous eras was held to a much higher standard than what we get today. Listened to five Dick Francis novels in the last week and these disposable Horse Capers were real treats, and had genuine soul and depth.

@clarencejohnson.bsky.social is the most sampledelical producer I know. 45RPM surface noise is the utility infielder on his team. #HipHop #TripHop #CopyrightCriminal drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...

beat tape is out now! drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...

Back on the Egotrip trail this afternoon. Join me at the usual time of 5pm gmt/midday eastern for the dopest boom-bap you’ll hear anywhere in the world! VDubRadio is where it’s at 👇👇👇👇

The DIY gift I am assembling to give out to friends is a kit, but puts every Fancy Hot Cocoa or whatever crafty kit gift that has ever existed in the shade. I have transcended from being a high level gifter to The Giftlord with this one. Probably 2$/unit too.

Unless you have a plan to hit those focus group members with your car, why are you showing me this? Go jerk off in private!

Tough week. My wee beloved dog passed on Monday, taking my mom to the Doc for the come to Jesus talk about not driving this morning. Your boy is okay though. Life will teach you to cling to the things that will keep you afloat if you listen well enough.

RIP Tito, you were a little king

Seeing something on your phone is the lowest form of perception, barely more legible than feeling like a bug might be on you

This is one of the great blessings I count for this year. This wasn’t on the internet in any form or fashion, and it’s so beautiful, and you deserve to hear it.

Green Tabasco sauce clears the red on every angle, but the red is their flagship, make it make sense

Chicago we’re here and we like it

It was a real miss that they didn’t call them tops, bottoms, and side to sides

NOT IN MY WORLD/NOT IN THE WORLD I’M LIVING IN has become a call and response in our household

Progress bar update

Huge L for dewy fresh lovers of decrepit dick today

Margaret Thatcher was a lot dumber than people give her credit for

When the bebes hear oxytocin is on sale

It’s Bandcamp Friday! Do you like beats? Did you hear Endtroducing or Dummy at a formative age? Well here you go friend. FIRST, I put out DOUBLE MASK, an EP about our political culture drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/double...

Midway through season three of Wings and we’ve hit a legendary patch of episodes. Fogged in/hypnosis, the golf trip, Frasier Crane crossover, “But I wanted to go to Las Cruces!”. Just banger after banger.

Thoughts this morning: can computer vision tell you are wearing your tee shirt backwards? How long until it can tell? How long until an anthropomorphic robot can pull its hands inside its sleeves, rotate the shirt, and put its hands back into the sleeves? Small indicators.

The Mannheim Steamroller Christmas albums are still legendary sessions. The mulled wine flowed like a river, they had fresh bells being shipped in every day, and some of the elves couldn’t have been more than 200 years old if they were a day. People got lost in there. Lives were changed.

Five years ago we ate turkey in a garage

made beats all day today.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US

Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991) https://redd.it/11c5gjs https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o

Accused my polyamorous friend of being a Loverman last night

HALL AND OATES HAD THE FAKE PATOIS

🚨we have our first twenty dollar box Certified Heater🚨 www.discogs.com/release/1504...

Jim Reeves really wrote a song about calling and asking a lady to kick her boyfriend out so they can have phone sex

She Abraham Martin On My John Until My

Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing this week

But maybe…?

Don’t really tend to have the phone handy in those moments.