Chotiner 2-for-1 special

my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”

Colleagues: What are your hobbies? @keeganleech.co.za answering for me: kdramas… and internet drama Me, feeling seen:

Now THAT’S a war fighter!!!!

This used to be my signature look, I need to bring it back 💋

“God doesn’t make mistakes” Me after seeing and learning about the tarsier:

calling my local hospital to see if they have any Black Friday specials

OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:

idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was

That essay was so hard to read. Not just cuz it’s bigoted and the student thinks bullying to enforce gender norms is okay. But also cuz the writing and sentence structure was at a grade 6 level ☹️💔

i’m going to fuck your mom and finally give her something to be proud of

Graaaace 😭🤣

joining the war on AI on the side of bong joon ho

buddy comedy starring her and lucy liu NOW,

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

i need help. my best friend of 15 yrs is drowning. she has NEVER directly asked me for help before. i feel useless bc i live over 1000 miles away & my resources are limited. this girl is my other half. please help me take some weight off her shoulders. ca: $smiiileykylie v: KylieLGrove

Your honour, I have evidence that proves that my client WAS feeling fly like a G6 at the time of the incidence

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

life is like a dirty asshole. we know it’s gonna get dirty again, yet we continue to wipe. in this essay I will

😭😭

What a terrible day to be literate 🫤

When people say stupid ass shit to me, I just repeat what modern philosopher @acab4cutie.top once said: “I will fuck your father and give him a son he ACTUALLY loves” 🙂↕️

In my timezone: 09:06 (AM) 😭

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

There are two issues here and I hope both of them receive outrage…

i know it’s getting harder and harder to keep focus on our friends in gaza but please help out Maha and her baby boy if you can, they still need us. shares help too xoxo ❤️ gofund.me/9d3083c9

this is how I imagine Isaac Chotiner requests interviews

if you have a work dream work should pay you for it idc

Where @kashana.blacksky.app absolutely obliterates a certain kind of media profile...

Anyway, lemme sleep off these ibuprofen 😭

SO TAKE MY HAND, IT’S OPEEEN

Genuinely wish I had the money to support every Palestinian. I love all of you SO much and you don’t deserve what that illegitimate state is putting you through 💔

Me, as a child: When I’m sad, I paint to let my pain out. Me, in my 20s: When I’m sad, I Google “bad taxidermy”. Me, now: when I’m sad, I read @solomonmissouri.bsky.social’s threads.

Asked my manager who just had a baby if, although I don’t want babies, I should have a baby. THAT’S how bad my period pains are: I need a 9 month reprieve 😩

Palestinians have you and me. Israel has… everything else.

I'm raising money for my friend Maha and her baby to move closer to Khan Yunis. If they can't make this move it's highly likely her son will die. Please help any way you can, sharing helps too ❤️ gofund.me/6e0e27c2

"One wonders about the alacrity of the SAJBD willingness to accept this 'risk of getting hurt' as evidence of antisemitism when the children of Gaza face a daily reality of actual harm” 🔥 mg.co.za/thought-lead...

My depression has been wearing a durag at night, it seems 😩

Girl Scout here Did you know that the only way to properly dispose of a flag is by burning it?

One of the world’s foremost experts? Get the fuck out of here, Doogie Himmler.

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.