Tascha gave so many people the courage to knock that first door, make that first call and build the bridges with our neighbors that got us this far. Together, we fought for a city for all of us. Now, we’ll build a City Hall for all of us.

I want to know if Wazey Waynes is inspired by Derek and Clive

Im gonna enter the northern calm

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

Rest in piss ya fuckin demon

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Had the earwax dream again

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

Do you think Causton has a Coconuts CD store

Thinking about the time detective chief inspector Barnaby got diarrhea because he ate French food

I saw a cool beetle on the bus

Fart is making a comeback — as a shit

Potion of Wonderful Petting

Dreamed I'd acquired an electric guitar that was created to promote the single release for Rake At The Gates Of Hell

Dreamed I'd flown to London without booking a hotel first and was wandering the streets trying to remember the name of a pogues song that doesn't exist

Every ai video sucks because they’re never more than their prompts, you’re like ‘yeah that’s a video of a dinosaur eating chips whilst skateboarding,” but like that’s it - you could just post your prompt and it’d be the same. But every real piece of film contains MORE than just its script

Curtis Sliwa isn’t funny to me. He spent the summer of 2023 organizing protests against asylum seekers outside with people yelling and screaming outside the tents they were housed in. The memeification of him is gross and weird. nypost.com/2023/08/16/h...

Im at the No Kings Protest in Pittsburgh selling Mix CDs. A lil trick daddy, sugar ray, len, gangnam style, the peanuts song; all jams u need un your life rn. 5 dollars cashapp or bitcoin. If theres a scratch on one I'll give you a new one; im sorry

He won't condemn Hasan piker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very intelligent for amdrew Cuomo to talk about Zohran's twitch streamer friends on the TV debate. Take the fight to their turf sir!!

Woke up this morning with an idea for a new Strokes song "everything is something" (anyway just a title but you guys can take it from there)

Just slept for 9 hours and had lots of fun weird little dreams. That's alright with me

HMV.. her majestys videos?

Democratic socialism is inherently evil.

Gummby no

Had been trying to figure out what to think about Turnstile

It sounds like bill burr might just be Stupid

Bluesky is missing: A James Ellroy gimmick account that comments on the news of the day. That would be funny for a few minutes

¡La computadora de mierda!

Bye-bye Mayor Cop, a piece of shit loser who sacrificed your neighbors to ICE so he could spare himself the prison term he deserves. He leaves behind a legacy of closed libraries, escalating unaffordability, off-the-charts police corruption. An oleaginous creep only liberal pundits could respect.

my deepest admiration for the purity of this hatred

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

Got accused of Acting Weird at this wedding I'm at because i wandered away from the party to go Look At Spiders with my phone flashlight

I do not give ants permission to crawl on me Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

I watched the scary sally Hawkins movie and now im scared

Did It Happen today I was out

It hasn't Happened yet but It Will Happen

CRYPTKEEPER: Wait just a TICKET. If I let you leave without a scary story, now would that be FARE? Here's one that gets RAIL frightening, about a dark and stormy night, the kind where you just might get caught in the TRAIN. That's right - the bone chilling tale of AN ADULT MAN WHO RODE THE SUBWAY.

Yooooooooo

Explaining to my girlfriend why we have to get off the bus now

the thing I love about Zohran’s campaign is that instead of “this place fucking sucks and I alone can fix it” his message is “being a New Yorker rules, we live in the best city in the world, let’s make it even better together” show some damn pride in the places you want to govern

AI is fun because its both a corrosive technology that is bad for society in a number of immediately apparent ways but also all its superfans are the biggest losers youve ever seen who youd want to bully anyway and now you have a justified reason to do it