Me: Will you take me out for dinner and a movie for my birthday? Adam: Sure what do you want to see? Me: Hamnet or Now You See Me 3. Adam: …. Me: I cannot abide the mid brow.

Now I know the Pope canonically loves this scene.

Hell yeah I like A/B/O. Always Be Organizing.

Hero jury saves democracy gone a-rye

Bill DeBlasio, please make a post that we finally found a mayor who doesn’t suck shit.

All my life people told me “you can’t fight city hall.” So we took it over.

Polls close 16 hours 21 minutes.

Happy last day of allergy medicine until March unless you’re going to a home with a cat to all who celebrate! 🎃🐈🤧💊

Curtis Sliwa isn’t funny to me. He spent the summer of 2023 organizing protests against asylum seekers outside with people yelling and screaming outside the tents they were housed in. The memeification of him is gross and weird. nypost.com/2023/08/16/h...

If they made The Brady Bunch Movie today it would have to be about a family in 2025 who never left the 90’s. Like Married with Children or Roseanne or something??

Celebrate good times come on! www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Chat GPT is stupid. It wouldn’t make me a picture of Andrew Cuomo as a wolf in sheep’s clothing but it had no problem doing this.

“Honey Don’t” reminded me of “The Eyes Of Laura Mars” in that both films look amazing and have good acting but the story doesn’t make any sense if you think about it.

NYC PARENTS! We’re organizing for universal childcare, fully funded public schools, and safe streets for our kids. Join us this Wednesday for a mass call to connect with other parents and get involved in building a city that puts families first. RSVP: actionnetwork.org/events/paren...

New blood: Could artificial blood alleviate the need to donate? onlys.ky/new-blood/ #biology #medicine #technology

AI chatbots are coming for you: The binge-and-purge reinforcement schedule, by @deedee-redletter.bsky.social Are sex robots a safe outlet for unhealthy urges, or do they make the problem worse? onlys.ky/the-binge-an... #ai #sexbots

8yo: Look a Doge! Me: It’s a Shiba Inu. 8yo: Mom, do you know a Doge is? Me: Do not quote the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written.

New on OnlySky: The future of late night, by @ledflashing.bsky.social The CBS network's spiteful cancellation of Stephen Colbert shows how late-night TV is dying. What might spring up to replace it? onlys.ky/the-future-o... #media #culture #comedy #colbert #lateshow

Writing a modern day update to “Bartleby, the Scrivener” about a woman who clicks “Phish Alert” on every single work email.

Here's Part 1 of this week's Three-Part Episode of Better Offline - The Hater's Guide to the AI Bubble. I walk you through how the stock market rests on the back of GPU sales, and how a lack of any real returns spells doom for the AI trade. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline

When a king of Belgium says you've gone over-the-top on your genocide...

As long as they aren’t face bees. @chuckwendig.bsky.social

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social won a historic mandate to make #NYC a city that puts families first. We are organizing to deliver that agenda: universal childcare, fully-funded public schools, and safe streets for our kids. Parents, your political home is here. Join us: socialists.nyc/cwk

@socialists.nyc powered @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 's victory. Now, we’re organizing for universal childcare, fully funded public schools, and safe streets for our kids. Join us for a mass call to connect with other parents and get involved in building a city that puts families first.

There’s a weird kind of AI spam I see people reposting - which is fake good news. It’s always like “this celebrity gave $1M to chairty” “that singer saved 100 orphans” It’s very strange. And I feel bad debunking bc it makes people happy.

Mad Misbah Uddin said “On Election Day, 15 hours work is your duty without overtime.” A comrade once said that canvassing feels like penance. But Uddin makes it feel like a holy sacrament.

I just got a call from fix the city and I’m like ok let’s take a break from canvassing waste some billionaires’ money. The person couldn’t pronounce Cuomo. Standard American accent. Asked me to vote for Andrew Q-Mo and Andrew Quaymo

My goals as a field lead for the next two days: Stay focused. 💯 Finish strong. 🏋🏻‍♀️ Do not get heat stroke. 😎

And after all that hard work yesterday, I came home to flowers from @daylightatheism.bsky.social 😊

10 hours 24 volunteers 2 poll sites 17 turfs 1,124 doors knocked This is just what Team Zohran did in Queens village alone today. Three days left. Let’s go.

Judge: And so given all those factual findings, I'm going to exercise the discretion I have to ORDER THE RELEASE of Mahmoud Khalil

"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."

NY Governor Kathy Hochul inside 26 Federal Plaza now, seeking answers from DHS/ICE about the arrest of NYC Comptroller Brad Lander, who is still being detained. @thecity.nyc "How long is this going to take, I don't think he has a long rap sheet," Hochul says to agents.

NY-10 please elect this man to Congress. We need Brad Lander.

My take on Flawed Villain. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rM39R3/

The New York Times - Thursday: Our panel of diverse experts say that you should vote for Brad Lander. Monday: Actually fuck Brad Lander. And fuck Zohran Mamdani. Vote for Andrew Cuomo, the Blue MAGA groyper we have serious ethical concerns about. Paper of record - maybe if you’re on bath salts.

It will forever anger me that so many NY State Democratic leaders are backing a known sexual predator to lead New York City just to protect Big Money and corporate greed — and then will continue saying they will “fight for women.” Don’t rank Cuomo.

Watch the livestream of tonight’s Zohran Mamdani rally: www.youtube.com/live/P5omgmF...

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

I’ve gotten really into skincare lately. (I’m using the prescription eczema ointment my dermatologist gave me.)

After seeing Sam Richardson two nights in a row on tv (Section 31 and Poker Face) I’m forcing Adam to watch Richard Splett compilation videos.

GMTA

This is your sign to buy him this shirt for Father’s Day. hotgirls4ny.com/shop

“This hedge fund fuck is running as a Republican in a Democratic primary.” - my husband @daylightatheism.bsky.social on Whitney Tilson

Fascism seeks to weaponize both Islamophobia and Antisemitism to harm Jews and Muslims and also to divide our beautiful multicultural community. We choose solidarity over division.

The Eastern Queens Democratic Club was founded by a Jewish Man and a Muslim woman. We know that we can all come together and rise above those who seek to divide us.

Im voting for Zohran

Just arrived home from the endorsement meeting, and these are my thoughts: @socialists.nyc is the only organization capable of producing a candidate like Zohran. @nywfp.bsky.social is the only organization capable of cohering the organized Left. I'm very proud of both of my orgs. Let's win this.

Compliance with Local Law 97 is a big issue for the many co-ops in our community. Unlike Cuomo, who can’t even remember the name of the law, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has a thorough plan to help homeowners comply and relieve the financial burden of it. Don’t rank Cuomo.