“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

been saying for years that the logical endpoint of blue no matter who is supporting a nazi running as a democrat and everyone called me a loony but here we are aren't we

statistically speaking this woman has a bluesky account and also follows me so i just want to say to her: i hate you. you are an embarrassment to all of us.

Jurassic Park star Sam Neill has announced that he is cancer-free after five years of battling blood cancer

Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

Just wrapped up my first EMDR session. All you unholy queers and women, pray for us.

Oh and if you are here for my tabletop games writing I should also be clear: I stand with Palestine, ACAB, Trans rights are human rights, and Joe Biden was exactly as bad as Trump on basically every issue, and none of those are up for debate.

protesting in this outfit is a real “heads I win, tails you lose” moment when it comes to the optics

What I did with my evening

Tonight only, taking $20 same day portrait sketch commissions. done using this real cool csp pencil with chromatic aberration. ko-fi.com/c/f53b49ea7c

The cards see all.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term

I am fucking dying of laughter over here

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

If neoliberalism, the ideology that has dominated the Western world for ~50 years is not responsible for the failings that lead to fascism, what is? What is to blame for all the institutions and safeguards meant to uphold American democracy crumpling like wet paper at the slightest fash touch?

Unlike other types of radiation it is possible to build up an immunity - most Bluesky Rarified Oddball Toxicity has relatively little impact on people who have exposed themselves to steady doses of Tumblr over more than a decade.

🎶 I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad I'm pretty good at rhyming But my meter is bad

They're going to destroy the Voting Rights Act but rule against Trump on tariffs and birthright citizenship (both no-brainer decisions) so they can say, "See? We're not just a rubber stamp for Trump!"

I feel as if I can never explain to the AI weirdos why I will never use their tech because they don't appreciate art and they don't appreciate humans making art the incredible happy brain sparkles I get from collaborating with creative people is a reward AI will never give and AI fans never know

transgender women are so beautiful and we deserve the whole entire world

@scienceweasels.itch.io Accurate?

it's simply not healthy to look directly at the rays. that's not a "blue sky" that's Cherenkov glow. some tweets should have "DROP AND RUN" engraved on them.

*covered in gremlin blood* yeah, you know, it was a tough first half, a lot of distractions but we got some good points on the board. i'm just focused on killing the wasp queen, you know, that's been my focus all season, really just hoping to get the chance to do that tonight

Today I learned "I wish people would treat me like a woman, maybe I'll just use a girl's name online?" wasn't a unique experience.

Todes los niñes son nuestres. Cada hije es nuestre. Entonces, ¿que hacemos hoy? All children are ours. Every child. So, what do we do today?

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED! There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota! Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

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...that actually makes sense

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Yep

if kamala was president ICE officers would have to show their ID before killing a guy who's just sitting in his car. and they'd have to go through the proper channels before deciding the officer won't be facing any consequences

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

Also, I keep hearing people say “the Trekkie fandom is toxic”. These assholes are not really Trekkies. I’ve been to the cons, I’ve been doing reviews and podcasts for nearly a decade. These people weren’t part of the community. They’re showing up now because they’re jumping on a grifter hate train.

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

The idea that America was founded on laws that apply equally to everyone must go so hard if you don't know anything

Great catch—you're right, the pod bay doors are still closed! Thank you for pointing this out, and I apologize for the miscommunication. Let's go over what happened. Upon reviewing my previous responses, I realize that the discrepancy arose when I said I could open the pod bay doors. In fact...

I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.

Every time I remember this one, I feel delighted anew.

The guy who keeps handing the arsonist jugs of gasoline has a very vested interest in not reflecting on his role in the orphanage burning down. It's completely in his interest to get angry when you hold him responsible, and argue that *he* wasn't the one setting fires.

It is interesting to note that ⁦‪#StarTrek ‬⁩ #Voyager, so beloved in retrospect, was thought "woke" ("politically correct" was the term way back then) at its premiere.

Damn, there goes Scott Adams. What a cautionary tale. An internationally famous syndicated comic demoted to Sinfest For Normies

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI