Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

aint that always the fucking way. wasn't this an element in the breonna taylor story too

Among the position players acquired during the off-season (Carlson, Laureano, O'Neill, Sanchez), the Orioles got: 241 games played, 172 hits, 34 home runs, 1.1 bWAR. Among pitchers (Morton, Sugano, Gibson, Kittredge): 87 appearances, 5.16 ERA, 0.7 bWAR.

That doink technically counts.

Lamar chucked that kid like a rag doll, and I think that’s cool.

Dribbled.

PANDEMONIUM IN BALTIMORE The Orioles were getting no-hit, down to their final out and down by three runs ... they won the ballgame 😤

R/Dodgers is a pretty fun read rn, they’re spiraling 🙂

What a weekend of ballgame already. My goodness.

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happy labor day

A good public transportation system does not force overnight and weekend workers to wait 40 minutes for a bus.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

Happy Sam Basallo Call-Up Day to all who observe.

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

Time to stand up and speak out... www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

Have a fuckin’ day @movableyards.substack.com loooool

Holy smokes that ball got a Viking funeral

Kier is on the phone right now with Schumer lol

“Folks with a name like that you think he would be playing lacrosse! But noo..no, and to tell you what I’ve been thinking about opening up a new club there it may be soon! ArUBA one of the good islands let me tell you there’s mannny many more very nasty ones.”

I’m sorry to everyone at the bar who was there when I realized I really like saying “ArUBA” in the Donnie Deals voice. I laid it on a little heavy and look forward to more.

Haaretz, an Israeli newspaper, reports that IDF soldiers and officers told the newspaper that they were "ordered to fire at unarmed crowds near food distribution sites in Gaza, even when no threat was present."

Jesus Christ, that's like three people killed by BPD in a week?

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

Every single day this happens now

Cuomo’s biggest donors are cheering Trump on. These are the MAGA warmongers who would have his ear in City Hall.

Welcome Back, James McCann!!!! @orioles.com

Drew some ish

Here's where ICE is sleeping tonight

Mahmoud Khalil missed his child’s birth and first weeks of life because his speech and beliefs were presented as somehow threatening to American security and Jewish safety and there were people who knew full well that that was untrue who defended his detention. It will never not be obscene.

There is a conversation that needs to be had about how the visceral negative reaction that white people have to the idea of reparations is tied to how they still subscribe to a view of the government and citizenship that excludes people of color from legitimate participation

This statement from Stable Baltimore is heartbreaking

This was quite literally how BPD officers justified their actions involving Freddie Gray. I know because I’ve been talking about this for 10 years.

From the scanner right now: LAPD is taking rubber bullets from LASD. I am not joking. (They're in each other's crossfire, it's a clusterfuck that they've largely brought on themselves)

The Liberals are BACK baby

A million mothafuckas in Patterson Park rn waving around flags of the Great Satan

Huge endorsement for Zohran news.bgov.com/bloomberg-go...

A fighter from the Qassam Brigades hand-delivering a Shawaz EFP to the rear door of an IDF Merkava tank in NW Gaza as seen from an IDF camera.

Nobody in this bar rn knows we’re going to war in a few minutes

@cnn.com reporter showing LAPD's spent munitions and claims *protesters* are shooting them at police

Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

What was first reported as a 200 gallon spill is, we now know, a diesel spill of about 2,000 gallons, coming from a Johns Hopkins facility.

Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

On the tacit recommendation of @movableyards.substack.com, we should only refer to a three-run homer as an “Earl Weaver” rather than a more colloquial “Weaver” or “Weaver Ball”. We don’t hit them frequently enough to reference the Last Manager’s name so blithely.

@marcatracy.bsky.social you’re gonna choke on my elbow while I dig around looking for your soul.

to the tune of “Tiny Dancer” No-pants baby Church dog Lady Best friend is a ma-an