This is Buddy. He does hydrotherapy to stay strong and live forever as all good boys should. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: doggiesbeautysalon)

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

Setbreak, live from Couch Tour

let’s stop calling each new outrage a “distraction” from the last outrage and instead call it what it is: a vast ongoing machine of death, kidnapping, graft, abuse, and larceny built to operate on many fronts simultaneously at home and abroad for the benefit of the wannabe god-emperor and his toads

The thing is that this isn’t just weakness from Democrats like Schumer, it’s a performance so they can help launder a war they fully support

Gonna be 71 degrees in Denver today

COUNTER OFFER - $1 Million right now if I can: Drive 10 miles Drink 3 beers Eat 6 tacos All within 24 hours (obvs driving BEFORE the beers)

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

It’s my 🎁 Can I get an RP?! 🧵Living in the Wild Wild West: America Alone Has a Propaganda Problem open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

Clarence Thomas is celebrating Black History Month his way: by becoming the first black judge to rule that they don’t have to deliver the mail to you if you’re Black

The next president should use this picture as Chump's official photo in the Hall of Presidents 🤡

#BOTD Happy Birthday Michelle Shocked 🎂🎉 youtu.be/sjCHYxRQQlM?...

Schrödinger's dumpster!

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

NEW: Colorado is working on contingency plans to preserve mail-in voting if President Trump forces the Postal Service to stop delivering ballots, per @marshallglasses.bsky.social.

Everyone talking about snow, but it's 66 in Denver today and 69 tomorrow

Sorry for partying!

Here’s what Bob said to Paul after a trainwreck duet on “Sound of Silence”

I’ve been obsessed with this band for over a week now. They’re a Quebecois duo that’s skyrocketing into viral fame following this virtuosic KEXP performance which released on February 5. They’re a great reminder that artistic weirdness can be magic.

Congratulations to the U.S. Men’s and Women’s hockey teams, Alysa Liu, Breezy Johnson, Mikaela Shiffrin and all the amazing Olympic athletes representing Team USA.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

My gentle Puck, come hither.

Forty-six years ago today: “DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?” 🇺🇸

It just seems unfair to have McDavid, MacKinnon, and Makar on the same team

SEBASTIAN BACH Says He 'Hates' A.I.: 'I Will Always Give You Real Stupidity Instead Of Artificial Intelligence'

more videos of squirrels dancing to the Grateful Dead please

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

The internet is wild

You can block if you want to You can leave bad posts behind Because your friends don't block And if they don't block then they're No friends of mine

"Was Trump involved in Epstein's crimes?" Yes: 50% No: 30% YouGov / Feb 16, 2026

Nothing sums up Chump more that wanting to "test the law" in order to give himself an award that he is incapable of earning on merit. It's all superficial like the Time magazine covers and the Fifa prize. Kinda sad that he actually feels proud of these fake (stolen) prizes.

Happy Nudie-versary to Phil “Phashion Icon” Lesh, who wore his custom Nudie suit on stage in Chicago 53 years ago today. As far as I know, he wasn’t photographed in his suit again until 2007, shortly after it came back into his possession

This is me

Grieving Prince Andrew Asks For 12-Year-Old During This Difficult Time

🎶🎵 Whoa oh what i want to know, will you cum with me 🎵🎶

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor https://theonion.com/dog-must-make-split-second-decision-whether-to-kill-or-show-tummy-to-visitor/

😲 This is THE most amazing thing I've seen this year. (And that's saying something!) A ResistDance retelling of ICE murdering Renee Good & Alex Pretti enacted through dance‼️😭 Performed by First Amendment Troop in DC. 🤍

In 1993 Rev. Jesse Jackson was arrested after blocking 5th Avenue as part of a group protesting the Clinton Administration's policy of maintaining a detention camp for Haitian political refugees. A lifetime of direct action and protest regardless of who was in power. Rest in peace

Or maybe just a mark on your right hand or forehead

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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless