i think a lot of out of town football people don't understand that the Bears have basically accomplished two things in one season of Ben Johnson that have essentially never happened in most our lives: Beating the Packers twice and in the playoffs, and having an honest to god modern QB who is cool.

No disrespect to Tom Scholz of Boston, Mass. but if I looked up this morning and the sun was gone I would not simply turn on some music to start my day

who gives a shit

Yes, playoffs!

What if we just shifted without the lifting? Could be easier on our backs.

Will the new old fashioned way ever get old?

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

he's bluffing

every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”

This interview was really good.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Whose parents were scheduled for postgame treats?

So awkward when all of these players go home and find out their wives have remarried.

Remember, baseball fans: this is what the ghost runner took from you.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.

It never made sense to try to drain the swamp by electing a swamp rat.

Carson Kelly taking the cleanup hitter title a bit too literally.

How many people don’t know this song exists and is the basis for that drug’s theme song? youtu.be/MzlK0OGpIRs

Jesus Circles Earth Few Times So He Not First To Arrive To Judgment Day

In a text thread having a serious discussion as to whether the Sox could Weekend at Bernie’s Chet Lemon and if he’d then have a better OBP than Jacob Amaya (.117)

Wow, a white guy from Michigan moving to Chicago after graduation.

The reason government exists is because the public demands goods and services that cannot be efficiently produced by the private sector. “Government should run more like a business.” No it shouldn’t. Government exists in spaces where business doesn’t work.

whoa black betty

MARIO: what’s the french word for friend LUIGI: it’s amie mario

Gotta give “Jessie’s Girl” credit for being the only popular song I’m aware of to use the word “moot.”

Interested to see how many letters artists add to their artistic name in the future to keep them unique. Pop culture post from 2172 - "Rrrreeeaaannnnnaaa says rumors of a beef with Bbbbeeeeyonsayyyyyy are untrue, recalling issues Bbbeeeyonsayy had with RReeaannnaa in the 2140s."

‘Phonetic’ is not. ‘Abbreviation’ is 12 letters. ‘Thesaurus’ doesn’t have a synonym. Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.

Twelve months from now, Bill Belichick could be covered in mayonnaise.

“Dude, you could’ve just said you were thirsty. Didn’t need to bring up the border,” Eddie Money’s friend, probably.