Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

"I had three servings." 😂😂😂

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

whenever they put scarlett johannson in something

This morning I put the finishing touches on the anime fan-sub I’ve been working on (a series by TMS no less!). I rather thought that would be the hard part and putting it out there would be easy enough. Do you think I can find an anime site to submit my torrent to though?

I’m also gonna start posting stuff I don’t have the authority to order. Andrew Garfield shall be my husband. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I watched the Lawnmower Man for the first time this evening. Turns out it’s the director’s cut. Jeez, this film did not need an extra 40 minutes. Might have been bearable at 1hr 50m, but two and half hours? Fucking hell.

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

TIS THE SEASON

when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this

I love the big city-mode Transformers like Metroplex. He's got all these little subsidiary robots that form part of his transformation process, like Satnav, who makes him turn into a side-street

Ooo, now that’s an interesting guest booking.

Todd Klein, ladies and gentlemen.

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

I think of this image every thanksgiving

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!

Oh, that's where I know him from

New euphemism just dropped.

incredible quote lol

It's not the vaping companies fault their brightly packaged, multi flavoured, product is being abused by children rather than being used for its medical purpose of managed tobacco withdrawal in adults, but what can they do?

Again, this would be so easy to confirm by one journalist just wording the question in a way that makes him answer defensively while accepting the premise. "There are reports you're not handling your dementia diagnosis as well as other people have".

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

Just a very sensible country continuing to be very sensible.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

I no longer provide people with updates. Only downdates, where I disavow information I previously gave them.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

American house builders are like the first little pig after his house has been blown down by the wolf, bragging about how easy it is to rebuild, while the rest of the world is the third pig watching bemused from their entirely stable house.

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

"He puts his trousers on one leg at a time, just like everyone else." The teacher who said that inspired me to put them both legs at once. I tried the next morning at the top of the stairs. I broke my left leg and wasted my dad's morning. Turns out, one leg at a time is fine.

Oh damn! The Gen4 Formula E car looks ever better in this initial Mahindra livery. You can really appreciate all the, er... bits(?) on it.

Every economy op-ed writer: No see, you can't buy a house because you buy too many avocado toasts but you're hurting the economy by not buying a new $1,000 phone each year. I am very smart. Also don't ask me about my emails with Epstein.

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

Studio Series Megatron with the Hasbro China exclusive stickers applied! Glorious!

It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

welcome to Bluesky!

“we’re not Enron” is definitely something you have to say when your legitimate business is running smoothly

Big Convoy is “Show accurate scale” eh? Well.. then I, for one can’t wait for JRX/Rail Racer😋😝

So... now they *don't* want immigrants learning English and integrating?

There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.

Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.

Look at these screenshots!! Immediately jumped up my most anticipated game list. Amazing work @threeohfour.bsky.social ❤️

Charlie Kirk's widow.

Dick Advocaat is the head coach of the Curaçao football team, who will be the first ever alcoholic drink managed by an alcoholic drink to play at a World Cup finals.