In shittier news though, 80 quid box junction fine for when i misjudged a bit whilst running late for electro last week. I mean, looking at the footage, absolutely fair game, but also bah. Still, least it's not a points job.

Nice tidy nails again. They weren't that bad other than I'd managed to put a couple of tears in at the fingertip point, so definitely needed some patching/fixing.

Electrolysis? In this temperature? Oh that'll be fun, but at least it's only 25m today. Probably take me longer to get there given how shit the traffic is.

That was a toasty bike ride. Last bot back was a slog in the heat, but the rest was (relatively) speedy. Also, to whoever named this segment, you win an internet..

Electrolysis all done. Wasn't that painful so maybe the code won't be so bad after all...

Right. Time for 40 mins, including some top lip. I'm sure this will be less painful than *that* document. To anyone analysing it, thank you in advance 💜

3.32 The services provisions do not apply to ships and hovercraft. The Act provides that regulations may be made to do so, but no regulations have yet been made. I hereby declare the UK to be a Hovercraft (full of eels). Checkmate!

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live. Apoptygma Berserk Status Quo The Saw Doctors They Might Be Giants Aerosmith Nine inch nails Alanis Morissette Dreadzone Sophie Ellis-Bextor The Bar-Steward Sons Of Val Doonican (technically one of these is "have tickets for" but meh)

A small reminder for the EHRC..

Anyway, ID card glow up! Lol

An elegant office lady I was not. I would like my tights to explain to me where on the doll I hurt them and why they are so angry with me. #morechaffthantopgun

Lol. Was in the camera when Bangaranga came on. Tried to turn the volume up, instead took a load of photos. Anyway, office bound today. #transontrains

Trans girls with glasses. 🍷🍸🥂

Grr.. When you're not paying attention on calls with the customer and answer "are you able to join tomorrow Mr <Surname>" with "yeah, I can do that time" before realising that "sorry; it's actually Ms <Surname>, I'm cursed with a terrible voice" would have been the better line.

Trans girls with glasses. 🍷🍸🥂

Grr.. When you're not paying attention on calls with the customer and answer "are you able to join tomorrow Mr <Surname>" with "yeah, I can do that time" before realising that "sorry; it's actually Ms <Surname>, I'm cursed with a terrible voice" would have been the better line.

Also. Can I just say.. Womanity by Mugler. Mmmmmmmm!

It is December 2027. Slowly, one by one, the labour MPs have been stepping down down to let Andy Burnham stand. This is the final chance as the only other Labour MP left after this is Keir Starmer.

2022. Let's just leave it as "the crisis that finally broke the egg" :)

For anyone thinking "yeah but Wes might end up PM"... There's still satisfaction in beating a boss fight, even if there *is* a second phase.

Taylor Very Fast

Slightly increase a band. Lukewarmplay

Slightly increase a band. Moderately Complex Minds

Slightly increase a band Kate Hedge

Shania Thrice.

Slightly increase a band. Ariana Venti

Slightly increase a band 10-Inch Nails

Slightly increase a band Judas Bishop Packages to Cleo Goldhand

lol; great minds... :)

Slightly increase a band They're pretty likely to be giants.

Considering I did an hour of beat saber yesterday, I don't ache as much as I feel I should. I should try to do it more; it's a fun way to do some calories worth of movement. Though I wish Valve would get on with releasing the Frame.

Insurance renewal quote day. 4 figures first time ever. Quick search and manage to halve it. Small battle on the existing app to find the "no, just cancel the renewal" button but fucked if I'm giving them any info.

Lol. Cheeky mothers day* card from the teenager again. "Mom, I love you more than dad..." 🤣 * I know it's not today for us in the UK. We decided we'd use US mothers day instead of fathers day to celebrate my parentage in an affirming way..

Very two-tone kind of day today...

Nails sorted and apparently I passed my old & grey poop test as well, so that's good.

NOT LIKE THAT! 🤣

Anyway, I have the day off work so I'm going to for a bike pootle down the thames path and along the ridgeway, see if I can't blow off some steam. Need to be up the nail salon by noon, too - they're a right state and need sorting.

Well, I did not expect to be relieved at the words "Conservative Hold" this morning..

so.. the needle finally ventured onto the top lip. there was some numbing so actually the pain wasn't too bad. the whole "feeling like you want to sneeze" thing, OTOH...

So I took my 93 year old nan to vote. She asked 'which box for Jonathan Ross?' Some smartarse shouted "this ain't 'i'm a celebrity' love'" and she shouted back "fuck off you traitor". Everyone cheered and then I showed her where to tick. Joke's on her. She actually voted for Boaty McBoatface.

Hear me out here.. And I realise there'd be no dogs. But what about a drive-thru polling station? 🤣

Well it is done. My demo was truly cracied. Once again my polling station was devoid of dogs. And tellers. And Penns, alas. One for the green, and none for the red. Only the one green standing though, so the second choice was a bit more vexing.

[listening to two portly old men with massive white beards laughing jovially] ah. it's the santavirus.

This painting is now called 'transition goals'

PSA for #Lesbians: Make sure not stay hydrated and drink a lot of water, and not milkshakes cause that brings you know who to the yard and we don't want that.

Fortunately, I don't have to remember to put my clock back 80years as we cross the Chunnel back to the UK. My phone does it for me.

So, Palais des Beaux-Artes de Lille. Not bad. Many Jesuses. Relief maps were cool. The Donatello was awesome but didn't notice anything by any of the other turtles. 2 members of Bill & Ted's excellent adventure - being France I'm sure you can guess who 3 if we count the suit of armour..

We found the d&d room...