Aaaaand Democrats end 30-year losing streak in Miami !!! Eileen Higgins is Miami’s new mayor and first female mayor Hahaha fuck Trump and MAGA

when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD

Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans. Crazy, right? Anyway…Merry Christmas.

The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.

"I saw the video and what if a bird flew by and one of the shipwrecked used a paper clip and squid ink to write a message to attach to the bird's leg to get a message to Suriname so they could continue their mission?" - Tom Cotton probably

“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again). I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”

Yep. If you grew up in the NYC area and were old enough by the mid '80s, he was already public, already hated by many, and a vile, evil meat sack by then.

Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱

Correct spelling eludes a New York Times headline.

So… the pipe bomber was a Trump supporter? This is my shocked face.

Government sponsored men in brown shirts terrorizing people? I feel like I've seen this film before.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

All three branches of the federal government’s relationship with American citizens is basically a hostage situation

If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.

Not like it would be justified if they were drug smugglers, but I think it hasn't gotten enough focus that a boat with 11 people onboard heading from Venezuela to Trinidad was almost certainly migrants. These were probably, at least for some of them, people fleeing Maduro. That's who they murdered.

Y’all still bringing up “mean tweets” as if that’s our problem with this administration?

There isn’t enough horse paste in the world to keep this guy upright for another year.

And from here on in, every Thursday shall be called Trumpday, all federal land belongs to me, and all women must bow when I pass by. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

By the numbers: Three weeks of talking about affordability Thousands of prices rising Hundreds of tariffs raised Zero substantive policies announced Dozens of lies that prices are coming down One billionaire calling your concern about affordability a “con job.” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...

i'd say the midterm-level turnout for a special election is even more ominous than the swing

It's only too late if you're dead, and you are not dead.

If only we learned from history

I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but… I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House

"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944

Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? 🤔

Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.

The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet. Run on *that*

The only battle Stephen Miller has ever seen is against direct sunlight.

Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.

Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.

“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons

Trump said today he'll be pardoning former Honduran President Juan Hernandez, who was convicted of drug trafficking and weapons charges in 2024 and sentenced to 45 years in prison. Waging a drug war on Venezuela while pardoning a narco-terrorist takes hypocrisy to a level once thought impossible.

Mealy-mouthed NYT framing it as an "intensified anti-migrant stance" like he hasn't always been exactly this guy. The dementia just makes him say the loud part louder.

Who’s gonna tell ‘em

The only reason to have the military in D.C. is to increase tensions and antagonize people to the point they over-react, creating "justification" for increasing crackdowns on innocent people. It's all a con.

North Korea: "Woah, U.S. State Department, dial it back. This would make even Dear Leader blush."

Location scouting underway for the long dreaded sequel to the Bay of Pigs…

Think about it America 🇺🇸? 🙄

How is it that we already know so much about the guy who shot 2 national guardsmen this afternoon but we know pretty much nothing about the two guys who tried to assassinate the president months ago?

If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?

I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)

Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy. That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.

That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.

Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.

One reason the public doesn’t seem sold on the idea of attacking Venezuela is that it is a really bad idea.