You must eat pussy "But I'm gay" men can have pussies too now EAT IT

Made a much needed motivational monkey for my first drawing of 2026 ⭐👍

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Here are my top 10 dogs and their grandparents!

know the difference! Δθ: change in angle. rotational displacement. spatial transformation. ΘΔ: change in animal. identity displacement. species transformation.

Slightly diminish a game; Shindig Valhalla

They really did it Ram Ranch

Fuck it, we raffling! Winner gets a piece with my chuki or floatzel, their choice. Like, Repost and be following to enter! Additional stipulations below.

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

Totodile from Kalos be like:

San Francisco’s Ocean Beach!

EXCUSE ME, YOU CAN'T JUST THROW A PENGUIN OFF A CLIFF IN PITTSBURGH! #AGDQ2026

That's what I'm talking about.

I’m bringing this back. 🪶

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

"What do we do with 20,000 unemployed ICE agents afterwards?"

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This is Chili. He was invited to his first doggy pool party. Quickly learned he really, realllly likes doing belly flops. 13/10 (TT: goldenchilidog)

This pig illegally barged into a family's home without a warrant when nobody was home and shot and killed there doggo for the high crime of existing in the home she lived in. Pig suffered no consequences. Sign petition to punish pig. c.org/grW5vVsHRS

Do not use the news as a self-flagellation device, it does not help you, and it does not help those around you. Read about events, and intake what you can, but be strict about what you can tolerate and what you cannot. You can't help other people if you're actively hurting yourself.

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Pokemon crashing out over Uno, that's it, that's the post #pokemonart #myart

this is how every outlet should refer to X

Me when polar patroller

A new year, 1k followers... it's art raffle time!! Here's how to participate: > Follow this account > Like this post > Comment with a ref of your OC (SFW) Open till January 9th; winner will receive art like the image below! Good luck! #furry #furryart #art #artsky #artraffle #raffle #lexiordart

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Many thanks to @greekceltic.bsky.social for corporealizing this silly idea for me xD Any off-screen bystanders who wound up soaked in watermelon juice were given a fresh towel after this.

Financially destroying the billionaire class is an act of self preservation

🐊Followed to school

Me when belly

💝NEW YEARS RAFFLE?!🪅 Ending '25 on a high note w/ a raffle for a bust by me! 🔹post a ref & RT to enter (nsfw is fine) 🔸must be following me! 🔹ends 11:59pm New Year's Eve ;) 🔸doesn't have to be a furry! Humans/mechs are ✅ 🔹extra winners added every 500 RTs 😽 🔸I luv u all

oh you need to clean out? don't worry king, i got you, i've played powerwash simulator 🚿

“I am an AI hater” amazingly written anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

In light of recent Ai related nonsense in the creative industry, I wanted to present some easy-to-digest facts about Generative Ai

i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results that human element elevates the work

Sinatra has gone woke

Sketch #Commission made for @valeroo.bsky.social

Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

🎄Christmas YCH - Zookaro / Erkili! YCH animation for @valeroo.bsky.social #gay #vulpera #tauren #YCH