My ginko tree is hilarious. It does this almost every year.

Has anyone made a department of defense joke yet?

Kirby stealing the "punt fire drill" play that ND pulled on him in the playoffs lmao

Of all the things The Diplomat does well, nailing the English PM as an off-putting weirdo is the best.

Welp, turns out I stopped playing Silksong about 3 screens before a notorious boss. So much for easing my way back into it.

In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money, power? No. A man chooses. A slave obeys.

Operation "short week" has begun. 19 working days until holiday break, no 5 day weeks remaining.

Good GOD. Please take the time for this today.

Early birthday breakfast

this is a genuinely terrible NFL game, some F-tier football being played tonight

Call of Duty sponsoring a MNF game featuring the Arizona Cardinals is amazing, it's almost better with Kyler hurt

What’s up

just scream-laughed at that Green Bay-Carolina play

oh god let our spherical boy win this with a double or something

god damn what a hit

0.080 postseason batting average Y I K E S

oh my god I cannot imagine being a fan of one of these teams

A walk off can only be a home run. Everything is a sparkling game winner.

I’m 3 hops from Hitler. College roommate -> Barack Obama Obama -> Queen Elizabeth Queen Elizabeth -> Adolf Hitler

LMAO bumper music of "bad blood", the Fox producers on on it

What a catch from that center fielder. Whew.

At least the Vols ugly black uniforms are recognizably Tennessee.

I see the Huskers have gone with an Any Given Sunday-ass fit

Critical Role have a normal Halloween episode challenge (impossible)

the D and the A and the M and the N and the A and the T and the I O N

Tomorrow I get to go to a farewell lunch for a really smart, hardworking coworker who's being forced out b/c HR is reneging on a deal that negotiated between him, our department, and HR many years ago about how often he needed to come to the office.

starting my 5th hour of meetings today 🫠🔫

Not even the Steelers can get a break from the refs against the Packers, even at home. Crazy stuff.

Is he going to skip this one????

lol we absolutely nailed it on the year for the next BK career change

Praying to the Germans to save me from the habaneros

These habaneros were larger than I thought. This chili might end up being a bit much.

hahaha

A&M goes through these 10 minute stretches where they look like a juggernaut, then they forget how to play football for a quarter

Sparty got screwed there, he wasn't across.

Everyone should love something the way Marcel Reed loves to turn the ball over.

Michigan is still going to win by 3 scores but it is funny watching bad MSU fans make everyone involved in this rivalry extremely angry for a couple hours every year.

DOINK

it's not trouble with the snap, but it's not not trouble with the snap

I don't think Alabama should chase points here.

absolute loser shit from Shane Beamer

Well, Mateer, you didn't get the ball to the endzone, but at least you threw it before any of your WRs were in position to catch the ball.

BTW these aren't even the two best songs on the soundtrack

Upon further review, and having reached the epilogue, etc., etc., the Hades 2 soundtrack might be even better than the Hades 1 soundtrack.

I HATE this arms race between ESPN and FOX to see how far after noon they can kick off the early game.

I wonder how CBS feels about Iowa-Minnesota today instead of OU-Ole Miss or Alabama-South Carolina

When both your college football and NFL teams are on bye on the same weekend

Broadcast team spends 5 minutes glazing this kicker only for him to doink it. Football rules.