I just reflexively opened the door to sit on the deck for a few minutes only to be greeted by a plume of smoke.

Back on my bullshit

Teuchel

-The playgrounds & baseball fields near our school -The park with an area set aside for an outdoor skating rink (used it for whiffle ball in the summer bc there was a fence) -The mall -The arcade -The neighborhood streets for bike riding

I regret to inform the timeline that was a sexy counter.

Jon Stone’s Combat Football

That was a full on hip check, gotta respect it. If you’re going to get a yellow, get a yellow.

snap a few pool cues in half and throw them onto the pitch

First of 8 meeting scheduled for this morning is complete.

Oasis.

97 minutes and a doctor stopped in, remarked that my CPAP usage was perfect. On my way home 105 minutes after my scheduled appointment.

64 minutes and I am in the room.

54 minutes and still in the waiting room.

Time for my favorite game, how long will I wait before seeing my doctor??? 27 minutes and counting

An explicit part of the job description of Senator is to *get re-elected* and being an asshole about your dead asshole co-worker is seen as unbecoming to a vast, vast majority of people. Basically everyone over the age of 65 thinks this and they are the reliable voters.

Somebody did a prompt for a clip you will always stop to watch and this is one of mine

Lindsey Graham wasn't as bad for our country as McConnell, as craven as Cruz, as servile as Rubio, or as power hungry as Vance. To be clear, he was all of those things, just not as good at them as those other guys. He won't be remembered as anything in the history books. 3rd tier villain ass.

Norway’s gassed

Norway scoring while Kane whines from his ass is amazing

I just got a piece of home warranty junk mail that is so toxic I think the people responsible should be in jail. If you put the words "FINAL NOTICE" near a homeowner's mortgage provider, people should be allowed to hit you with hammers.

Cookout or baseball game: mustard only, or mustard and diced onion Diner/coney island: coney chili, diced onion, and mustard (i.e. coneys the way they make them here in the Detroit area)

You simply cannot be a good engineer if you are unable to communicate effectively with a wide range of audiences.

Welp!

Chat, is needing to replace your goalie in the World Cup quarterfinals due to injury bad?

omg

low key one of the posts of the tournament tbh

We still haven’t seen a replay of the handball.

Very nice of Killian to wait until I out the game on to let loose that scorcher

Got caught up doing emails between meetings and missed my window for lunch 🫠

In think the problem here isshat most everyone thought before the tournament - our defense is not very good. Our pool opponents and round of 32 opponents were not good on offense so it didn’t matter, but now it does.

The first guy might have wrecked an already injured knee but that second injured guy was pure gamesmanship.

The famous Whitney Houston Star Spangled Banner was a beautiful rendition that has poisoned every performance of our national anthem of the last 25 years. It is a drinking song, not a fucking aria.

It's fine Mexico. Just keep bashing desperate crosses into the box. One of them will do something, right?

Tbh I figured we were seeing 15 minutes

The Mexican player who got fouled on the PK looks like a haunted doll.

This has been everything I could have imagined from MEX-ENG at Azteca

There’s going to be 15 added minutes in this

Did the announcer just say that the altitude was “all in the mind”?? How did these people have an empire???

Norway’s reds vs. Brazil’s yellows is about as aesthetically pleasing a matchup as possible

No nonsense before the penalty, shooter stutter steps results in a save

The Diablo IV expansion just needle-dropped the tristam theme from the OG and it hit me where I live.

Just saw an IG post calling Paraguay’s style “haramball” and that is amazing

I wonder why France didn’t simply choose to score on Paraguay in the first 8” like the USA did.

The more nonsense you do pre-penalty, the more stutters are allowed.

Two Argentine guys cramping up on one play. Ruling: in the device

@thecleric.bsky.social need an official ruling here, has Cape Verde put Argentina in the device?

I have a little fun On Here talking about how Bruce Springsteen is overrated, and I stand by that mostly, but Born in the U.S.A. is an unimpeachable banger.

This is a lot of warnings.

Oh my god