welp tornado warning out of nowhere

Geno Auriemma is repellent. Like if Jim Boeheim was a good basketball coach.

this is the Term Limits of tv opinions

LFG

When th breakfast place brings the cream for your coffee in this, that cup is going to hit your hand like Mjolnir

Becoming important at work

Every year there is precisely one good April fools joke. This year it goes to Lids.

I just imagined the look on Brennan’s face if Sam Reich walked out to guest host and now I want it so bad.

2 for $4 coneys baby

Purdue's recruiters hear tell of a giant

I hate metric absolutists. Nobody is doing scientific calculations with the local weather report. I’m not doing science with my vehicle speed.

Calling a held ball on a shot attempt is egregiously bad refereeing even by NCAA WBB standards. UConn does not need that help!

I DID love to see it, what a great movie. A+ no notes.

Disney resorts ran an ad before the movie, guess this is a RECESSION recession coming eh? (Okay phone away, previews coming)

Project Hail Mary 1130am imax showing is pretty dang full!

This Duke St John’s game is all gas no brakes

excuse me, Nebraska did WHAT

Also the 25th player in MLB history to debut with a four-hit game, per baseball-reference. List includes Willie McCovey, Kirby Puckett, Willie Keeler, Delino DeShields.

@emc503.bsky.social rizzler of the year @senorblanxo.bsky.social @spartysubs.bsky.social

welp

welp seems as if this power outage is for real, time to shut down the computer

8 meetings scheduled between 8am and 12:30pm today. Obviously skipping like half of them but JFC people.

There’s an interesting debate to be had about who the ”best” player in women’s college basketball is, but there is absolutely no debate as to who Got the Most Dawg in Them

You’re not going to win in March as long as you’ve got a head coach with permanent “I frew up” face

Seems strange for them to stage a NCAA tournament game with a kid on the baskets

The funniest part of that Vandy-Nebrasketball game was the announcers treating the coach’s son like some kind of make-a-wish recipient

The worst part about Saturday morning is having plenty of time to sit down and do a crossword, but it's a Saturday crossword

First tray is out of the over and it's confirmed - they are bangers.

22-14 is absolutely disgusting. Did we have a single digit watch involving Iowa MBB??? @adamj.bsky.social

Why SHOULDN'T I have a second apple fritter? It's just going to go bad if I don't eat it.

Follow-up: My most recent block has since been banned, deleted, or deactivated. I don't know exactly how long it took but under 6 hours.

That pass by the TCU big man! whew.

a dorky looking white guy is going off unfortunately he plays for Nebraska

I know I have some Nebraska friends here but I'm sorry to say I'm rooting against you guys today, Nebraska having 0 NCAA tournament wins is too funny a situation to root agains.

Beer, a big bag of pistachios, and a basketball game between two teams categorically unable to put the ball in the hoop THIS IS MARCH

MY favorite tourney tradition - cracking High Life 1 of a trillion at tip of the first game

FYI they are blocking those stupid "I need your help" RT bots, and doing it pretty quickly. The first account on this list I blocked seconds ago but the others are all in the last 3 days and they're all already banned, including two in the last day. I didn't even bother reporting the last few.

I think Butler University would be well served by reaching up and asserting their power by stealing a power 5 basketball head coach from a school like Notre Dame.

I wonder if I can bet on polymarket how fast this place goes out of business

Take out breakfast from a sit down restaurant is one thing I can’t wrap my brain around. So little breakfast food keeps well, getting it fresh off the griddle is the point.

This breakfast place is kind of mid but their country omelet goes extremely hard.

Back on my bullshit This is a SIDE salad

The reason for the season

@siropsalot.bsky.social your horsepower tweet 2021 just showed up on my Facebook feed, that’s sheets jarring!

Happy anniversary to the Bears inadvertently wading into the complicated world of Northern Ireland politics

FML. Left the creamer on the counter yesterday when I made my coffee to bring to work. Guess I don't get any coffee today.

I shudder to think how much of my brain I melted in college between the drinking and the undiagnosed sleep apnea.

He watches.