drop some masks 🎭 jackal & bull gas masks made by @pdragonmage.bsky.social

breaking news: large akita acquires tiny Land Cruiser for trundling around garden

hey everybody, it’s Leif Erikson day!

live from west palm beach, this is Radio Vladivostok

eat well kiss passionately park like a Parisian

got some new heavy rubber boots for my skintight latex & of course i had to see how they look on slate 😏

he slonk my dick stupid style

take my stick & balls & put em in a hole got it! 🎱 #FursuitFriday

“men used to go to war.” i don’t like war. i like DTM cars, house music & being a big dumb akita. 😡

i miss my friends.

forest puppies get uppies 🦌

when he graduated, the university received its diploma. he wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes. terms & conditions agree with him. he is the most akita man in the world. #FursuitFriday

it’s getting chilly out 😏

trying to find the headless lounges at megaplex like

we didn’t know it but these were the twilight hours of a golden era. the last chapter of when a Mercedes-Benz followed Bruno Sacco’s most important design stipulation: “a Mercedes-Benz should look like a Mercedes-Benz” & the 1st gen CLS encapsulated that perfectly, beautifully.

i am beyond grateful for all the wonderful people this silly animal community have brought into my life. thank you.

i seek intimacy but do not want temporary people touching my body, mind or soul.

how going between Tower 2 & Main Stage at MegaPlex felt in fursuit

of course no mff room, i don’t have it in me for another con this year anyway, this’ll probably be my last for 2025.

tonights over. bed.

in civilized society we let people OFF the elevator before rushing the door to get ON. some of yall are fucking classless & clueless.

several days into MegaPlex, wanting to get into some inflatable rubber & i’ve realized i left my air pump at home. lol.

i got my nipples sucked on at megapecs

ditched the con reg line for the publix pubsub line instead.

MP has the worst registration line of any furry convention i’ve been to in 15 years.

they say you should think twice i didn’t think once

i need a bull fursuit so fuckin badly

this place is of epic proportions

scream singing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” in the SL with the roof down is getting me hyped up for MP 😤

a wreath of wildflowers, a morning dew-drenched bloom. the nightingale's chirp, a sip of birch sap perfume. to listen to the will of silence, down a forest path so deep. to chat at length with a white birch tree, about love & dreams we keep.

this big dumb fuck is ready for MP

monday

wtf are you staring at

showing emotion next to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

how life starts to feel after you buy your first heavily depreciated BMW.

why ease into it when you can bulldoze into it like a true professional?

not sure if this is the mandela effect but i remember them being called sex slings not sex swings.

Evening city view

how i feel carefully navigating around convention spaces while wearing slate. “oh god what am i about to run into i can’t see anything out of this thing & i’m as wide as a tower block oh man i hope i don’t overheat here.”

i am making the worlds biggest coffee

fuck what anyone says, i got a haircut & a car wash today & that combo is unbeatable.

scene: slate going nonverbal & running away from the feds (convention security) after being told i can’t rob the federal reserve bank (“borrowing” a water cooler from the headless lounge).

PPE, but it’s not for my protection.. 😏

layers 🧣🥰

yea this tracks pretty well.

you know that lil tune washing machines/dryers tend to sing when they’re done with your clothes? yeah that’s a song about fishing for a trout, “Die Froelle” by Franz Schubert.

honestly the cantonese version of Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now (敢愛敢做 - “Dare to Love, Dare to Do”) by George Lam, this live version ft his wife Sally Yeh, is an absolute slapper. youtu.be/lwwuax3t5BA?...

labubu’s are a recession indicator.