Whenever Trump starts talking about the ballroom this is what I hear

Rewatching Zodiac. Wouldn't it be so great if, in the houseboat scene, when RDJ's reporter belittles Jake Gyllenhaal and he leaves, that was really Gyllenhaal's last scene? They could have introduced a whole new character for the third act and everything, it would have been fine.

Everyone lost it when Trump stuck the roman candle in his ass and bent over at the crowd

Kinda explains the folks still clinging to it. Hell, they know their numbers over there are meaningless and it's still a security blanket to them. A dank, crusty, swastika-emblazoned security blanket.

My favorite Sun Records release: Sam Phillips trying to argue in favor of, as a Christian, resuming a session of Great Balls O Fire, but Jerry Lee is having a guilty fit about playing devil music. Neither of them sound sane.

He's the McGruff of christian nationalism now

I love when cajuns who usually speak with a generic "southern" accent get riled and suddenly switch to their real accent. I think it comes from dealing with situations where they need to spread information quickly and need language that all humans and gators can understand.

i think we can just bully the mods we dont have to leave

Consultant class death rattle sounds like this:

Jack Skellington entering the tree with door shaped like Charlie Kirk's head

a light shines above his head as hakeem jeffries drafts a resolution to heal the country by changing MLK Jr day to charlie kirk day

The instant I saw how the fascists were coping I set a mental timer for AI Charlie Kirk.

Oh my god lol This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how

Texas Hold Them

This sucks, I'm that exact kind of bored/annoyed where the only cure for it is traveling back in time to make Frank Sinatra screaming angry.

I don't know how people make themselves feel better by thinking of how so many have it worse than them. That is usually why I'm already feeling terrible.

Just to be clear, Charlie Kirk was a racist piece of shit, Israel is committing genocide in Occupied Palestine, and trans rights are human rights, and if a million people file ARDC complaints against me or send me death threats I will never recant any of those things.

if this post bothers you, if you are unable to draw a straight line between the imperial presidency/unitary executive/surveillance state building since at least bush 2 and never rolled back; if you cannot draw a straight line between the phony antisemitism moral panic and the kirk one: pls stay mad

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

Hard to imagine any conservative is sincere about their religion.

It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right

We lost Harry Dean Stanton eight years ago and have yet to avenge him.

If you react to a gender swapping camera filter like a vampire to a cross, you may be the weird one

It's like watching the West Memphis Three happen on a national scale, except they accidentally ended up with the right guy in custody and now have to sew confusion to question aloud how he's connected to the goth kids

Julius Streicher, editor of Der Sturmer, would frequently published columns titled "Jewish Crimes" crimes committed by Jewish people was published. On October 16th, 1946 Streicher was executed by hanging for "crimes against humanity" for what later would be classified as "incitement to genocide."

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

email from mom fml I'm so cooked

The truth is that allowing Charlie Kirk to say whatever he wanted regardless of the societal cost got him killed.

the Loathsome Dung Eater as a character is vegetarian-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

a tone so strangely compounded of fun and fury, and the fury seemed so calculated merely as a spice to the fun

The best post about Charlie Kirk happened about half an hour after he was shot and none of us can do anything but aspire.

Charlie Kirk chose white supremacy and he chose to say it was the will of God. He used his short life to make the world a far worse place, he dreamed of it, and he no loss at all.

I feel dramatically less safe knowing that you are willing to sacrifice my safety to appeal to extremists. Can I report you?

“Hello?” “My son shot the guy” Press conference Kash Patel - lady and gentlemen we got em

9/10 was an inside job

Being an empathetic American is to be in an arranged mariage with a violently psychotic schizophrenic.

Democrats took the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's death to ratchet to the right as far as they fucking could. They used that confusion to attempt to solidify Trump's position when it is FAR easier to unravel it. There. Is. One. Party. And it hates socialism more than anything on earth.

i think the @wsj.com should pay every trans person's rent this month

the same people calling this their reichstag fire moment are mad you're calling them nazis

To any dem that figured sacrificing trans people would keep them safe, welcome to living everyday wondering if today is the day your labeled a domestic terrorist. Don't worry, its about as fun as it sounds. And it doesn't get any better. Cheers!

A closer look at the shooter:

All these people wanted to be in Entertainment media and sucked at it so they went to political media & ported the entertainer mindset. it’s therefore easy for media figures and politicians alike to see them as characters… meanwhile you and I are abstractions at best and literally nothing at worst.

Exactly this. Most of understand the potential consequences of spreading the kind of the inhumanity that Kirk devoted his life to.

Very clear that this is not a safe site to have any information you dont want released to the feds or to white supremacists, the moderators stand for nothing and will sell you out in a heartbeat

insane that people are getting in trouble for just quoting Charlie Kirk point blank. many of these people are not even expressing support for what happened to him, just quoting him & questioning double standards in how we respond to violence. we live in a far-right culture

Baron Harkonnen sending Rabban and Even Dumber Rabban

We are looking for a baby-skinned Pixar gigachad with between 8 and 15 fingers