Sometimes its better outside

*If I had to make a final exam to become a ninja, I think it would involve one of those plastic cake containers and a house full of dogs with a highly developed food motivation. And the wee hours of the morning. (*Not an accredited ninja school)

Eat them twice to make sure you get all the nutrition out of them.

“Humor is the language I use to safely bleed.” 🫢

@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.

I think the next Ok Go video should be them all getting colonoscopies.

Please don’t ask me dumb questions. I am the dumb one here

Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive

*shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries*

A lobotomy is an operation to remove one of the wolves inside of you

New cape! (And possibly, some new super powers? MAYBE)

Waking up to no rapture

This time its a cactus

This time... its a Snail! (Love snail)

I made this last night.. I might have a fever

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Always remember: you can trust people with porn money more than you can trust people with oil money.

This year has flown by like a passing kidney stone.

Today's project: "They will only lift you up enough to ensure that you break when they let you down"-me

Arizona thunderstorm! (Finally!)

1K likes and I drop a picture of how badly sunburned I got today. It’s impressive.

Shush Diné is a store owned by Reva Stewart (the woman who blew the lid off the fraudulent sober living homes in Phx). Her store is a hydration station also. She and her group do weekly outreach for the unsheltered in the city. You can donate here: www.turtleislandww.com

I made all of these flowers out of plastic shopping bags

HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.

If you don't listen, I'll know.

Health insurance is literally a subscription to *staying alive* that we pay to a company that wants us dead.

Biblical Grounds sounds like a Black Rifle Coffee flavor

Today's recycled art, made from discarded shopping bags.

Snailed it

Look what I made last night!

This one hit me in the feels today

Fact: Milk snakes are non-venomous and found in the USA. They are part of the kingsnake family and like kingsnakes, they are resistant to viper venom and can eat venomous #snakes Please, help #educational accounts and #artist accounts grow on #Bluesky and like and REPOST this!

If you happen: 1) to like the music you hear on the show 2) to be in the SF Bay Area this weekend. 3) to be looking for something awesome to do… ..you can come watch my band play this Saturday at The Hotel Utah in SF!

A special collaboration with one of my favorite collaborators! @jamesstout.bsky.social and I talk to some awesome guests about how to be as safe as possible while practicing your constitutional rights! with @richardferro.xyz and Miriam

lol did he post about a ceasefire without telling anyone about his plan first

Movie idea #43: Noah Wylie in Die Hard in a hospital. Not sure what the title is but the tagline is “ok, do a little harm”

whenever my demons get loud I watch videos of ex convicts eating McDonald’s for the first time after years in prison and remind myself that’s it’s truly in my best interest to behave i really don’t want to go 10+ years without a mcchicken

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, after that you have to use your imagination.

“I hate to bother you but…” -Me lying, I fucking love bothering people

Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig

Happy may the 4th!

To date, I have survived: Killer bees, a dolphin attack, almost kicked to death by an emu, homelessness, drug addiction, heat exhaustion, hypothermia, drank jet fuel, and beanie babies. (And that's the list I gave my psychiatrist when she asked me "why do you think you might be agoraphobic?")

Me: FML My life: well FUCK YOU TOO

you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle