What’s so amazing is, this is @newyorkstateag.bsky.social Letitia James. Someone right in the crosshairs of Trump BECAUSE Democrats are so do nothing and weak. Money and status make people insane. I like steak frites too hon, but damn, something’s gotta give.

ahhhhhhahahahahaa

Yeah, that’s the America I grew up in. When I say the anti-trans playbook now is the same playbook as they ran in the 90s against gay people, I mean the SAME

Nobody is ever allowed to talk about rugged individualism ever again.

I am a beneficiary of the @funkelly.bsky.social bump industrial complex. #DoinNumbers

Guys who can’t even tie a tie run the world.

the softness of golden hour

Impressive.

HOOT MAN!

The White House is now beefing with the weather

George Bush literally said "Mission Accomplished". It's one of the most famous photos in history. What?

Here's my concern. Everybody always talks about what they'll do when it happens and how they'll celebrate; but where's the infrastructure? Who's prepping the bozo packs? The bottles of piss to get airdropped? This is going to happen and we're all gonna be caught flatfooted.

There’s all sorts of dangerous misinformation online. Like when people try and tell you that “sump pump” is short for “sumptuous pumptuous.” That’s probably not even true. It might be though.

Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game

We laugh at the dummies of yesteryear, but if I lived in the Middle Ages I would 100% think God was mad and bludgeon the person next to me.

Sadly, the last of these can only be found on every dating profile I've seen for the last 6 years.

“Welcome To the Jungle”, a song about debauchery, and once considered edgy, can now be heard playing at the grocery store. A soundtrack accompanying my purchase of stool softener. What is time.

You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

Brother, what in the living fuck?

im the strong, silly type

Actionable: Tony Apanovitch was on death row for 30 years, new dna evidence exonerated him. Two years later the Supreme Court sent him back to death row, not because of new evidence, but because the paperwork wasn’t processed properly. Sign the petition, help an innocent man beat a corrupt system

“Wow i love this bread.” “Thanks, my Mummy made it!” Please clap www.cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-t...

I always joke that we turned on the hadron collider and went into a alternate timeline… But I’m also not joking

I like dirty talk

I gotta be honest. This is the least bothered I’ve been by anything he’s ever done.

I am crying

🤍🤍🤍

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

Deepfakes are everywhere, but digital forensics investigators are fighting back. Learn more: https://scim.ag/42dMPBg

Fernando Mendoza says he won’t be accepting Trump’s invitation to the White House: “I can’t miss practice. … As a rookie, I don’t think that’s a good look.”

HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker delivers an update on the future of InfoWars and takes calls from viewers including President Donald J. Trump.

no idea whats going on here yet but i’m looking forward to seeing how many people it drives completely insane

They’re blaming Sinners and One Battle After Another for the shooting lol

What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House”

post of the year

Genuinely one of the funniest spontaneous events in human history.

just “hangin’ around”

Brilliant. Articulate. He truly is a Hillbilly Elegeggy.

"You're alienating half of your audience by being political!" The half:

Im trying to figure out a way that I can just be like, a tad unethical and get even a fraction of this level of money. Like, tearing a mattress tag, rounding error on my taxes unethical. Please DM with ideas. Would be very happy with just a couple millie.

ICE loves hurting and killing women.

do you know how mad I would be if I was ON (near) THE MOON and still had to fucking hear his voice???

Humans are capable of amazing things when they choose to be.

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

These political texts are getting direct.

it’s friday night post thirst traps of miss serbia 1967 posing with a soviet fighter jet