this is what we could have

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

- Louise Jackson Doyle

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

doing surveillance to the surveillance state www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

Holding this out with the same expression Morticia Addams has while reading THE CAT IN THE HAT to baby Pubert. bsky.app/profile/clar...

Remember: no mandate, no majority. 37.75% of the electorate didn't vote; 31.5% voted for him; 30.6% voted for her.

An information dark age is upon us. I’m logging off | Stewart Lee

i don't know who besides this specific person needs to hear this but you are the boss of the box of books in your yard, you can put whatever you want in there or take whatever you want out of it that's it, that's the tweet, problem solved, next

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

RIP to a real one

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

Happy Boston Molasses Flood Day to all who celebrate.

Making it my mission to flood bluesky with cats.

WIP another set of fish mittens.

Jordan is the son of Anthony Mitchell who died in the Eaton fires because he stayed behind with his disabled son Justin. Justin had CP & needed medical evacuation. It never came Jordan has lost his brother, father & their home Please boost - it’s being left out of news articles

Put on my hiking boots to shovel and now I want to go to the fells.

Companion to the mittens.

Trump's sentencing today could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to use campaign money to bribe porn stars into keeping quiet about the sex you had with them when your wife was home with a baby.

When people romanticize the past... 😂

NEW: Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️

When you kiss someone after they've just quaffed a festive holiday drink, that's called an eggsnog

My cat, my coffee, and me.

Cancelling $4T in taxes for 815 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 40M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.

Sunrise

Response to coups by elected leaders: - South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens - Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics - United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court

Enough sun for everyone.

Why do they march masked? Tell 'em we want to know who they are!

I knitted a cardigan!