i don’t play soccer. i don’t live near a soccer field. the lights at a soccer field have zero impact on my life. and yet it makes me really happy that our mayor realized something so simple—keeping the lights on—could bring joy to even a few of my fellow new yorkers. that’s love.

i wish for everyone a mayor who truly loves their city

ICE is claiming their thugs in Maine WERE wearing body cameras but didn't know how to work them. Dude if you're too fucking stupid to work a body camera you do not belong anywhere near a firearm of any kind.

Unearthed records just revealed that Ken Paxton owns 15 homes on a government salary. This includes luxury real estate in Hawaii, Utah, and Florida.

On. Day. One.

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

the platner deadenders are the stupidest people in politics and nothing they say should ever be taken seriously ever again

Agree 💯x🔟, @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app. Jail them all until the jail collapses, then bury them with the rubble, then urinate on the gravesite.

Antonie Griezmann, Orlando City SC. Robert Lewandowski, Chicago Fire. Honestly, I do NOT hate @mls.bsky.social being the "retirement league" of choice.

Ohio, come get your senator, he's an idiot.

vt.tiktok.com/ZSX5HDoMa/ Because... #f'djt

I just want to take Gianni Infantino's and Stephen Miller's heads, crack them together and make an omelette.

I just heard someone call Trump’s speech The Pettysburg address and now I have to go lie down 🤣🤣💀

Same with the joke about Prometheus, though I thought it was fire.

These fucking idjits!

I was working on a joke about Athena, then decided that wasn't wise.

Texas' 23rd congressional district, this is how your Republican nominee feels about half of your population. Please vote for Katy Padilla Stout, for the country's sake.

I came up with a joke about Medusa, but I decided it wasn't a good look.

Ballou on Epstein Files Lawsuit: The judge ordered them to produce these foreign-language documents, and the DOJ’s response was, “Look, Judge, we told Congress that we weren’t going to follow this part of the law, and Congress didn’t do anything.” That’s not how the law—or any law—works.

The Trump crime family is bowling a perfect game - 16 tries, 16 gutterballs.

Oh GOSH yes! Gonna be wonderful to see all those billionaires (caveat: Portnoy is full of crap, so there's probably 3 at most) lose money backing this charisma-resistant moron only to watch him get jackrolled by the most popular elected official in the country right now. Pure entertainment.

ICE contractor apparently got mad at protestor outside ICE facility he worked at and opened fire with personal firearm. Arrested, facing charges of assault and attempted murder. www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...

Although it's more than concerning that only 6% have "threats to democracy" as their top concern, hopefully the fact that the Trump crime family is shoving the economy through an industrial shredder will be enough to ensure their downfall.

Yes, Markymark Merkin, we know, THAT'S WHAT WE WANT YOU TO STOP DOING, WHY DON'T YOU GET THAT YOU COMPLETE CHUNK OF SMEGMA?!

Fox cannot be sued enough as far as I'm concerned.

True on all points, @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social. Throw every single wockaflocka in the Supreme Trump Pride gang into jail until the jail collapses and whatnot. And then bury them all with the rubble.

Someone should tell him that wind turbines would blow the smoke back at Canada.

"the only way to win" [hurriedly commissions some push polls] "is to adopt all my substantive preferences on hot button cultural issues"

Probably not a coincidence. (If you're missing the subtext, TCDF is being used by ICE to incarcerate and deport your neighbors. So not only are ICE poisoning their own detainees, they're dehydrating the nearest town. Because that's who ICE is.)

He's not wrong ...

NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges.

"They don't look normal," says guy who looks like an ironed-out testicle.

Donald Trump’s Constitutional Dumpster-diving: Pls read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/the-first-...

when the cdc didn't care and the federal government attacked them, remember that taco bell stood with the people

Half-Italian, can confirm.

actual gestapo shit. "Video posted on social media showed two plainclothes Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents appearing to handcuff a man at a Las Vegas airport while he screamed in terror."

on what charges? I am quite seriously asking, because these people are very bad at that part once again, the institution that has, by FAR, done the best job of standing up to the fascist takeover is the criminal justice system this is a scary-sounding but empty threat and they can go pound sand

i had fun making this one youtu.be/3ifVbF29WlY

1912: The death of the buggy whip is almost here

This whole thread is just fun.

She could, yes. COULD. People COULD do a lot of things. Chuck Schumer COULD fight the people destroying the country. Roger Marshall COULD not advocate for war crimes. Tommy Tuberville COULD shut up. COULD means nothing. WILL she? WILL the Republicans in the Senate let her? That's what matters.

This is why, speaking as a reporter who has covered a lot of this stuff, I find it bizarre that a lot of the commentariat don't see where anti-trans stuff is going. Gaines et al are pretty clear about how they see sports as a way to win battles that bathroom stuff didn't like a decade ago.

the day after homan threatened more bloodshed if democrats didn't stop criticizing ICE. it would be cool if these birdbrained goons stopped threatening people.

In summary: He's panicked accountability is coming 11/3/26.

One of the biggest impediments to dismantling Trumpism is the lawyers who've run the Democratic Party infrastructure for the last 40 years or so.

"Verify your age" The first time I voted for president, it was for Jesse Jackson.

FINAL UPDATE 2: suicide-cult leaders can’t be shamed obviously, but for Earth 1 residents: indeed, Krasnov admitted on numerous occasions that “stahp da stealz” was a pack of lies “can you believe I lost to this fucking guy?” 🎩 @whodat35.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/klas...

Governor Beshear said what needed to be said: Trump has spent years attacking fair elections and has repeatedly come up empty. Meanwhile, the only person caught on tape trying to change an election result was Trump himself. American elections are secure. Facts matter.

Guess who the conservatives are now?

Fox ain't going anywhere NEAR election fraud again.