The correct answer is Idris Elba

i also love that Ana notices the lead vocal imbalance. on the album without the bonus tracks it’s p much even but there’s not a song on the base album where they both sing lead. it’s incredible that this album is as perfect as it is without a dual-lead track, because the girls’ vocal blend… muah

1001 albums with ana #154: I SPOKE TOO SOON WE'RE BACK AGAIN LFG @marlo.ooo

GameStop’s CEO struggles to answer the question of how his company worth $12B can afford to buy eBay for $56B. This is amazing television.

"No ethical consumption under capitalism" I repeat to myself, as I walk into my job at the firing squad.

“You sound like you make buttons for websites” is the most devastating insult I’ve ever seen spoken between software engineers, and it works because web developers are not worthy of respect.

#Artemis II lunar flyby images are showing up! 😍 A crescent Earth setting behind the Moon.

There is no world in which you're prepared for how incredible this is

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

Get your dice ready, because Esoteric Ebb awaits you on 3 March. Brush up on your spell casting & we'll see you then! ✨

oooo caves

1001 albums with ana #39: oh thank goodness ana won't kill me

I'm sold on the game already

happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]

Haven't seen anyone else posting about this particular piece in the Epstein Files but holy fucking shit. Doesn't look good for Trump.

you have to get rice shower to switch to injecting

You are not allowed to say this person (let's say Megyn Kelly for instance) should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper on bluesky. Now I'm just saying "Megyn Kelly should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper" as a PSA to relay the kind of things you shouldn't say on bluesky

Jesus christ Labour is so cooked

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

You hate gta 6 because it's going to be 'woke', I hate gta6 because it looks like its gonna have a lot of heterosexual sex. We are not the same.

Honestly I just think esquie should appear in every game from now on. He can just be dancing in the background or something I don't care but I think it should be a legal requirement he's there.

Aphorism of the day: When you’re at your lowest point, make sure to look under the couch there may be 5 bucks hiding under there.

Watching Severance is hard because I'm torn between the deep depraved lows of Capitalism and the high highs of hot evil women

Nuh-uh my life isn’t a joke, actually, it’s called *content*

Someone should make a music reaction channel where someone goes into music blind and purposefully tries to find the worst reading of every song they listen to.

The scariest thing, to me, about Gavin Newsom's transphobia being revealed to the public is that meant someone chose, of their own volition, to listen to a podcast with Gavin Newsom in it. If you try listening to a Gavin Newsom podcast your phone should auto-call the local crisis helpline

They say fear is the mind-killer, but honestly I think the mind-killer is a tall woman with high heels

Hey everyone, I've got an issue! People keep talking about "when life gives you lemons" and I've been sitting here waiting and life still hasn't brought me any lemons yet. Does life have a customer service number I can call? Any help would be appreciated!

When someone's asking how you're doing just hit them with the "I'm dying on the inside" look, it works everytime. If you're as adept at it as me you don't even need to try 'cause you always look like that anyways!

Hello world, I have finally reached the "desperately begging for friends and socialization through social media" part of my life. So if you, for some god forsaken reason, want to share in that, follow me back!

I love all the art in severance more shows should have lots of beautiful art in them

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

Hi! Unfortunately, no one takes trust and safety seriously anymore. You've lost so much trust and thrown safety out the window. Please respond to any of my methods of communication regarding my retaliatory ban. Restore trust. Provide safety. You can do better. We want you to do better.

Some say he's still gooning in his office to this very day.

Everything I could write about this would absolutely get me banned off this site. Like I just spent 10 minutes coming up with a message and I just could not.

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

nothing like a light christmas eve film to watch

now watching something entirely different from the two raid movies which ana has been asking me to watch for literally years. the whiplash feels appropriate.

My favorite things about mandates and laws is how they're able to alter reality to make them true even when they're never enforced. This is why I support passing the "do not die" law-we could reduce mortality rates to 0%!!!

This does not seem like taking responsibility as much as it is diffusing it. Blaming it on scaling and onboarding does not make sense to me. We're not talking about a moderation action that should have happened but didn't like Singal here, but rather a ban and appeal request manually being denied.

The interesting thing about this article is I actually agree broadly with many of the things it's claiming, but the way it frames the issue is so odd. If the argument is that marginalized ppl get their crimes reduced to racialized stereotypes then the conclusion is in favor of humanizing suspects

As the only performance of THE KING IN YELLOW lets out, most of the audience has become either catatonic husks or gibbering, capering lunatics. I, on the other hand, am fine because I noticed a plot hole in Act 1 & spent the rest of the play rewriting it in my head to be more narratively satisfying.

Y'know it makes sense why you've been so quiet as trust and safety erodes I mean, it must be super hard to do your entire job one handed

The bluesky team have gone from "radio silent on accounts" to "willing to repost things but not post themselves" part of the controversy cycle, so as soon as they get back to posting people gotta make sure they're calling shit out again. Don't let up on stuff like this even when change is unlikely.

no but like this is so fucking stupid it physically hurts my body. the way this is written implies that you can get away with doxxing as long as you're a little crafty with it. this implies if you link to an external dox, it's not in-app, so it's fine. pants on head stupid contortion justifications