Felt my tire lose traction with the road on I-5. How do we not have the infrastructure to endure heavier than usual rain in Seattle?

I have no idea what the fuck it will mean if this happens. It will simultaneously be an extremely humiliating and proud moment in American history if it happens, I think.

"old man filled with dread over his looming mortality, The Presidency"

It’s 2026 we’re not recommending podcasts anymore we’re ashamed of our podcasts. We’re whispering our podcasts into a hollow tree on a moonless night

Donald Trump, on your essay "How I Will Start WWIII Right Now And Kill You", I unfortunately have to take the strongest disciplinary action that I can: giving you an A-.

I cannot emphasize enough the importance of finding one constructive real world offline thing you can do to use your particular skills in service of fighting fascism as a psychological defense against the constant drumbeat of fuckery

The lesson of January 6th is that it does absolutely no good to prosecute the the violent foot soldiers if you're not going to prosecute the leaders and hold them accountable for their sedition under the full force of the law.

and then you and yours fumbled the whole thing by not hanging him for treason and now it’s even worse. Good job.

You ass he's the goddamn president right now

This is so fucking embarrassing.

Again, the follow up question to literally everything this administration says should be "what the fuck are you talking about?"

While we bungled Trump's challenge to democracy I think it's crucial to understand that it doesn't end with his person. The base of the Republican party will demand Trumpism after he's gone too--there won't be pro-democracy Republican politicians. How do we plan to handle that

It's true but to me "the voters" are farther down on the responsibility scale. At the top are the elites who failed to understand the danger, the necessity for accountability, and kinda just hoped this would all go away. In a healthy political system he'd never be allowed to run again

praetorium playable again

her butt has danced its final horny dance

in conclusion, TikTok contains multitudes

Pretty sure Denmark has universal healthcare because they voted for it and pay higher taxes and accept other trade-offs for it, not because they‘re hoarding a magic healthcare tree, but that’s too complicated for the ballcap-selfie-in-car crowd.

This is how twitter users sound when complaining about Bluesky

TIME TO YEETERUS THAT UTERUS

We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse. This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares. Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…

The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse

Jon here is on the Board of Supervisors here in Johnson County. He caught a fucking boatload of shit after refusing to put flags at half mast after a certain assassination last year. Recommend y'all read his thread about these loons.

Why does he even want the fucking Nobel?

"did you try to bribe the president of the united states by giving him your nobel peace prize so he will declare that you are in charge of venezuela after abducting its leader by military force" is just a thing that someone can be asked in an interview now and we all have to deal with that

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

Lebanne💚

Can’t sleep.

Scott Adams about to unlock the ultimate hack to "get the hell away from Black people," excited for his breakthrough

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

Your little sister who thinks you should wage a genocidal holy war.

this web site has such a wide variety of ages of 38 year olds

Remember everyone - you need to leave cookies out tonight for ashli babbitt

Chicken stew. 🥰

Pokémon DayQuil / Pokémon NyQuil

every single time i see a nightclub ad in a major city i think of this classic tweet

get tried to warn us

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

they're doing it for gender, imo

I am genuinely at a loss for a precedent here. Very, very few states in history ever enjoyed the success of the USA even on a regional level and I just can’t think of any of them dynamiting it all for absolutely no gain

It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason

Waluigi's Daddy.

there should be a special dispensation so that when you're Very Sad you can reach out to everyone you love and tell them you love them, but because this is a very special occasion this creates no drama whatsoever, no one will worry about you and nothing bad can come out of it.

The GOP didn't have the votes for many years but that didn't stop them from pulling out every procedural trick possible while screaming at Dems on TV. And now they're in charge.

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry

bruh there is a gas leak on this app this week its been getting absolutely unhinged