He is trapped in the catio

Bible

being a blizzard fan anytime after about 2010 seems. like it has been a non stop humiliation ritual. could never happen to me, the square enix fan,

i remember before the microsoft boycott i was gonna try to go through the warcraft story and every wow fan who talked to me was like you have to understand. not only is that a stupid idea. not only is it really bad. but the plot usually moves forwards entirety in youtube videos not in the game

There are people who lost a loved one to SSPE watching measles come back today. www.voicesforvaccines.org/what-measles...

Without the measles vaccine, 1,000 Americans (mostly children) would die every year from measles & 8,000 Americans would get measles encephalitis every year. That is the encephalitis from acute infection, not counting the thousands of delayed encephalitis cases. Death is not the only complication.

Please, I am begging you: If you love your children, get them vaccinated.

These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.

Seeing almost nothing on the TL about Mexico right now is wild. For those unaware, a massive amount of cartel violence broke out targeting innocent people after a US led operation killed one of the biggest cartel leaders. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

I think it should be illegal to lay people off without looking them in the eye. You shouldn’t be able to email that shit in the middle of the night. You have to sit in a room with someone and tell them 1:1 that you are going to ruin their life.

How I sleep knowing I didn’t check in the last two weeks of my work before they cut my access to all work systems.

This is of course ridiculous. We only want to destroy heterosexuality, female friendship can be great.

at least my rolls are good

Age verification laws are spreading in the US. The tools are often easily beaten performative trash but they're still a danger as goldmines for bad actors, holding PII data from anyone who obeys these laws. The laws also invariably get weaponized against all LGBTQIA+ content. Fight them as you can.

knocked some moderately expensive Korean skincare product into the toilet……… This is an omen

are they making Raspis that are beefy enough to emulate ps2 games yet?

ykw the vibes were off these past two weeks at work. maybe i sensed this was coming.

gonna come up with a new name to go by online bc using like 80 diff names online is probably confusing

Imagine posting something so stupid that even Chuck Schumer manages to dunk on you

Arthur Wesley Dow Spring Landscape 1892

ok so sanity check this there's a nonzero chance that companies are running resumes through an LLM before a human sees them right now so I make an LLM generate the best resume ever, which should hopefully tick all the boxes that LLMs are looking for.

waitwaitwaitwait the boys in gacha otome game love and deepspace will TRACK YOUR PERIODS FOR YOU??????

"bombogenesis" sounds like a weed strain some guy you knew in college brought home from a Monster Magnet concert

i’m sorry but you can’t just name a weather event “bombogenesis”

can someone write a resume for me?

I picked the wrong week to get into a new gacha game. I'm knawing on the bars waiting for weekly reset at 1am because I'm unemployed so it's just me vs the linear flow of time.

~My Gaykeeper~ p. 1&2 Two faaab cosplayers (princespringles & saggingarts on IG) made a video at AnimeverseFest Houston with Alex Brightman last week and I asked if I could make a comic out of it so here it is #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelabel #hazbinhotelstpeter #holygates #hazbinhotel

Why didn't they complete this cycle in the new set??? #MTGxTMNT

ffxiv advertising dawntrail as tural focused and then making everybody go to cyberpunk2077

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

went to an & Knuckles themed birthday. unfortunately, this

FF14　ドラヴァニア雲海/ドラゴンズエアリー The Churning Mists/The Aery

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

State of Florida's new mandate for public college Intro Sociology curriculum: "The following should not be included in any course content... "Discussions arguing a causal association between institutional sexism and unequal outcomes between men and women" Indoctrination, not education nor science

i’ve been making stuff online for a real long time and the #1 thing you learn is that since the dawn of the internet, fuckheads will never ever not complain or nitpick about the free content you provide for them

me when I build a house in the Sims (i hate landscaping)

This whole thing feels like an HD texture/model pack over an N64 game

first part of my PCC build arrived

I don't want to engage in fights here nor partake of the poisons that can come from discourse. But I'm annoyed so I'm going to share some vague thoughts. Perhaps against my better judgment. tl;dr: Certain power users here need to do some reading of immigration reporting that precedes Jan. 2025.

this localization drives me up the fucking wall btw

I have no idea where my webcam is…. I think I need that for interviews.

"Are you a full stack developer?" "Oh, sure, stacks, heaps, linked lists, trees, I do all those."

Don’t love that the two forms of public commentary most likely to be encountered wrt llms is the computer is god and the computer stopped working as a calculator while draining the oceans

another good one

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know don’t have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.