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I miss the days when objective failures who kill everything they touch were not repeatedly handed new things to kill And yes this is about every tech CEO in addition to Jared Leto

now watch me ninae

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

thank you Trump for making Shrek white again

they're calling it the most lost war of all time

I'm on maybe the third map of Dark Deity and it keeps freezing at the start of battle, so I guess I'm not playing this game. I already have the sequel so it's like, do I just skip ahead? It probably doesn't matter.

Obama paid 1.7 billion to Iran and that was supposedly bad but if I read this correctly Trump has agreed to pay Iran over 300 billion dollars lol

Turning the White House South Lawn into a UFC venue is a historic low for presidential decorum, but watching the whole spectacle get derailed by a biblical combination of 100+ degree humidity, apocalyptic thunderstorms, and massive swarms of bugs would definitely be poetic justice.

Welcome to the UK, where soon 17-year-olds will be legally allowed to drive, join the army, work a full-time job, have sex and even vote but not watch YouTube past their bedtime.

Republicans will be like "look, we can't afford [insert government program that actually helps people]. It's just basic accountability." And then Trump will spend $60 million in tax dollars to do this shit on the WH lawn.

"we ran 125 million barrels of oil through the Strait" is a classic "large number dummy" trick because under normal circumstances, 20 million barrels passed through the Strait of Hormuz every single day. "we've gotten 125 million barrels through" actually means transport has slowed to a trickle.

Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having

So it's obvious Trump wanted an Iran deal done on his big-boy birthday, and he wanted it done before his UFC fight and bouncy house party starts. It never mattered whether there was an actual deal or Iran agreed or Israel agreed. He was going to announce a deal. We should not assume this is real.

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Going to need Rainn Wilson to shut the fuck up considering it’s always sunny came out the same years as the office, was 100x edgier, and is still running today. Annoying nerd

do you think they’re letting him sign fake peace deals because his cage fight might get rained out and they don’t want him to be sad on his birthday?

BREAKING: US Senator Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized with a severe addiction to Garfield hentai

girl WHAT are you giving me

every wealthy individual on the planet is constantly ruining everything and every hobby for their own benefit

Just thinking about how when Obama had an event at the WH rose garden for his 50th birthday, right-wing media unloaded on his "hip-hop BBQ" (because Jay-Z was there, I guess?)

And you just... decided to keep gas prices above $4/ gallon?

Mamdani: "We continue to be proud of being a sanctuary city. We continue to be ready to stand up for our immigrant neighbors ... ICE is a rogue agency that should be abolished"

Pratt was running for mayor of Los Angeles. People outside of the city don’t vote for its mayor. So why would people in an entirely different city- made up or otherwise- be voting for LA mayor? I mean, if you’re gonna lie, can you at least put some thought into it…? Idiot…🙄

peak journalism

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

I've got a bit of a cold, so today I'm lying down and idly tapping away at the screen Sagrif and her (most important!) crew member, a kakapo named Capote #warcraft #oc

Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

Bluesky after the Knicks in 5

What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.

this guy created a machine that still generates thousands of images an hour of child pornography for paid subscribers and has caused almost 10 million fucking deaths. Why is he walking around safely? why do I risk getting punished, for saying justice needs to happen?

did you guys know they still allowed good news

The few. The proud. The dirt bike jump ramp security guys.

Hard to believe this is from a guy who inherited $413 million from his father only to declare bankruptcy 6 times before convincing an NBC producer to bail him out by creating a fictional show that he was a successful businessman.

I'm a big believer in freedom, which is why it sounds perfectly reasonable that the government should have on-demand access to genetic samples from any person suspected of pissing or shitting where we say they can't piss or shit. You know. Small government stuff 🫠🫡😵‍💫🙃 www.advocate.com/politics/sta...