Landlord With A Gun (2026)

Witness a man have a menthol breakdown

It's all kicking off in Canterbury.

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

@mrbiffo.bsky.social didn’t want to comment on the Patreon post lest it influence results, but the local indie wrestlers used to do this all the time. They can block the table if it gets too weird, and I think the limits are better than ‘single sweetcorn’ days. Not sure what’s changed - exciting!

An amazing 20,000 views

I can’t stress this enough to foreign friends: don’t come to the US now. Whatever rights we boast of having, those are off the table. Masked goons kidnap and kill people. However bad you think it is from the news, it’s worse and falling fast. You don’t want to sightsee in a falling empire.

I'm credited for inventing the "like" button which feels like grandad is having a funny turn and making things up - but this guy thinks so anyway - thanks @matlock.bsky.social 👍 medium.com/s/a-brief-hi...

Deleted scene from Home Alone 2

When I was a kid I refused to eat sausages because I believed they were cooked poos.

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Shamefully have to agree. Us neurodivergent hangers on will have to help audition some new candidates. I still like the idea that EVSC as a celebration with no winners like the pandemic, but I do flipping love the stats.

how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them

Turns out a lot of Americans can’t actually read because they were never taught to read, and with predictive typing on phones and other tech this is only going to get worse.

This is a delightful read about a really fun, not uniquely British phenomenon but definitely not a worldwide one, on Hollow Ways, which I personally consider to be deeply sacred spaces

wow i wonder what alastair said when the bbc portrayed corbyn as voldemort or photoshopped a russian hat on him, both of which happened on newsnight, wow, i bet he was pure raging

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the vineyard…

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

British.

You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

Stealth marketing for the brilliant film I Swear. Spunky bastard nonce wank fuck shit piss dicks twat balls tits

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

Sisyphus was in it for the gainz

Bollocks. My new(ish) favourite YouTuber has come out for Reform. I'm not saying I'll never watch his videos again, who knows, but I was genuinely thinking about joining his Patreon and that ain't happening now. www.reddit.com/r/GeoWizard/...

In these weird and terrible times, it feels strange to announce things, but I made something I think will bring JOY! Do YOU want to solve a mystery? What if someone handed you the file with a sealed solution in the back... www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

FUCK CAR'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Would you rather die than give opponent two landers with Terrapact Intimidator? Or are you so afraid of losing some life - you'd rather give opponent the lander? This is deeply psychological question. Are you willing to face the problem now or make it a future problem? 1/10

We Love The Subs! AMAZING Quiznos Spongmonkey cosplay from @deeladesigns.bsky.social #spongmonkeys

When I was announced as the lead in a Doctor Who spinoff in 2023 Graham Linehan tweeted about me for TWO DAYS, tagging the BBC and others to say that I am pro-child abuse and they shouldn't work with me.

@herring1967.bsky.social I think you’d quite like the game Strange Jigsaws, it’s a short one - probably the length of a good jigsaw at 3-4 hours and it’s only a few quid on Steam. @flebpuzzles.bsky.social made it.

Top 10 jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025: 1) "Never mind the turret! We're gonna need a bigger moat" from Shippy Shipshape's 'Bling of my Castle'

Announcing 6 special guests for each night of #NineLessons inc @helenczerski.bsky.social, @garwboy.bsky.social, Julia Shaw, Jakko Jakszyk, @holliemcnish.bsky.social, @funsizesuze.bsky.social + plenty more (with more to come of course!) Hosted by @robinince.bsky.social cosmicshambles.com/ninelessons

No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out

Pre-Show Jey Uso #wwe #SummerSlam  Does this guy have a curfew? Do his fans have to be in bed by 9pm?

You didn't go on about the Ahlbergs in the 80s, you just hung your school coat up on them and put away your pencils in them and sang along with them in assembly. The bricks and doorhandles of school, were the Ahlbergs. The kids' bit in the library was carpeted with them.

Actually my favorite bird etymology is that in 1400s England they gave human nicknames to birds (Jenny Wren, Tom Tit) but some of them stuck. Jack Daw became Jackdaw, Maggie Pie became Magpie. With Robin Redbreast they just dropped the original name of the bird entirely.

BBC hosting Trauma night again I see

Sometimes, I long for him