I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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The Daily Tism is embarking in the monumental task of out-satirizing both The Onion AND modern US society.

That means the bullet worked as it should: delivering all the kinetic energy to the target. Those sickos now are going to praise the cartridge selection and shot placement too? "Only a good conservative boy will be able to do that shot!!"

I predict that, before 2 month pass, Ezra Klein will be writing "Why I left the intolerant left?" manifesto.

please buy my game so i can continue to afford rent 🙃

all the people doing weepy statements and performative bullshit for a dead nazi might as well just put out a press release saying “please don’t kill me”

When China realize ANOTHER trade war with the US was coming, they were READY.

JD Vance: “Charlie Kirk never said Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. He never uttered those words.” Charlie Kirk: “Joy Reid, Michelle Obama, Ketanji Brown Jackson — you do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken seriously.”

Librarians (and honestly, everyone). Block and/or watch out for this account, which appears to be gathering posts critical of Charlie Kirk/right wing ideology. Note the misspelling of the handle.

“Charlie Kirk in His Own Words” 17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

The class she's talking about is the class of people that makes propaganda to defend the capitalist system or there is another definition. Assuming we're talking about the same person and eulogies that happened yesterday. The sub-text could be too "sub-" for me to understand.

I'm just going to follow you because this phenomena should be studied closely.

The UN Convention of the Rights of the Child says that you need to give (primary) education to ALL children, no fucking exceptions about who their parents are.

Following @thelouvreof.bsky.social is like following the onion. First, you read the skeet, then it hits you like a brick and when you're recoiling of the impact, you breath in relief knowing that your timeline is safe of whatever created that stuff.

US wasn't competing with the Soviet Union for the atomic bomb, it was with Nazi Germany. That was the Manhattan Project about. And the Soviet Union didn't even need to "compete" to obtain the atomic bomb, they stole the technology from US and the UK.

My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying

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Time well spent.

I'm calling it the mail loneliness epidemic

"...and you can trust me, an FBI agent." Anyway one of MY pet peeves is when someone says "yeah they did all this stuff, and lied about it for decades, and nobody experienced any consequences, so we can assume they're not doing it anymore smile"

Yeah... no... They never stopped

The "shady and crappy things" they did to Central America in the 80s was to give weapons and political support to the dictators in the region, fueling the civil wars. Nowadays, most of the central american migrants that go to the North are from countries were US did "shady and crappy things".

Ok, this is a mix of gender discourse and sex positivity that I barely understand and is better to simple don't grind my mental gears trying to do it.

what would you do if a christian skydiving baby who works for the make a wish foundation refused to deploy its parachute unless you, a white atheist, agreed to call a racist dying child whose sole wish it is to say the n-word and gave it the pass via phone call

I'm from those times and even when I still have that shrine, it feels like an heresy that mine has 2 monitors, no printer and no CD/DVD cases lying around.

The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.

"I wrote propaganda to give cover to the starvation of children and I received hate for it. But that won't stop me!! #girlboss #liberal-feminism"

I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/

I've seen discourse you people wouldn't believe

"The real, good faith criticism of FIRE..." Proceeds to nuke them from orbit.

Wow, it was hard to me to think in an oil that doesn't come from a seed... ... ... Yes, I drive an electric car, why you ask?

This isn't a list of jobs that A.I. can easily replace. It's a list of jobs that techno fascists don't think are worthwhile or meaningful and that they want to eliminate. They don't want humans to try to make sense of the world, they want us to believe whatever we're told.

Totally unrelated to the post, but I'm going to memorize and use as much as possible the phrase: "...hand in hand, intertwined, like yuri"

Not worth writing? Not worth reading.

I like how you followed up "if you don't vote for my preferred anti-trans candidate, you're voting to be exterminated like an insect." with "Wow. That was a very rude comment you made. You're standing in the way of of progress on human rights."

Anyway you should give Kitsune Tails a look if you like old Mario games and or gay fox girls, it's 30% off right now on Steam and itch and it recently won the Gayming Award for best LGBTQ indie game kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails/

Yeah, this lady is just a bad person actually.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the quintessential liberal.

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...

It appears that her primary concern is “the online left” with actions of Israeli or US governments being simply forces of nature. Tragedies to stare sadly at.